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Shadow the Dragon King

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Shadow the Dragon King

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Hey, it’s me again, EeveeExpertShadow! I had to make a new account. Good to be back!

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Shadow the Dragon King • commented on 15 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

“The ancient spirits of light and dark have been released!” “Your world has been blessed with mythril.” “Your world has been blessed with adamantite.”

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Yes.

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

“The ancient spirits of light and dark have been released!” “Your world has been blessed with mythril.” “Your world has been blessed with adamantite.”

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Yes.

40 Of The Stupidest Things Customers Have Ever Said

I am sorry, but your cranial capacity is not sufficient for the modem to work.

30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying

Love your name

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

Fair, I am now addicted to Magnus Chase (Note: I am EeveeExpertShadow,, I just got a new account)

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

I have a large butt, and I just wear whatever is comfortable.

"Speechless": 8YO Girl Uses Her Last Breath To Reveal Identity Of Man Who Fatally Assaulted Her

I don’t even know what I want done to this scum of the earth, the fact that anyone could do this is horrifying. Death penalty is more than this (can’t think of a word strong enough) deserves. He should die in the most painful way possible a thousand times over.

62 Male Sexual Assault Survivors Share Their Stories, And They'll Break Your Heart

He’s right, but not in the way he meant. Surviving sexual assault is all about being unembarrassed and unashamed about what was done to you, and coming to terms with the fact that YOU ARE UNBREAKABLE!

62 Male Sexual Assault Survivors Share Their Stories, And They'll Break Your Heart

The only thing that is damaged is him

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Shadow the Dragon King • commented on 10 posts 4 weeks ago

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult (New Stories)

My neighbor once tried to sue us because our dog, which she stole, bit her. Let me say that again: she tried to sue US because SHE stole OUR dog and got bit.

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult (New Stories)

Upvote for Monty Python

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult (New Stories)

My neighbor once tried to sue us because our dog, which she stole, bit her. Let me say that again: she tried to sue US because SHE stole OUR dog and got bit.

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult (New Stories)

Upvote for Monty Python

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

The third answer is the correct one

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

ba-dum tsss

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

Good with Tetris? Call that guy who somehow beat it

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

ba-dum tsss

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

As someone who is part dragon, I can easily say no human is completely sane 100% of the time. I’m lucky; no one would dare mess with something that can cook them alive. (Hopefully this is true, I do not like the taste of human. Fish and beef are far superior. Anyway, I mostly use my fire as a defense.)

50 Of The Most Interesting And Bizarre Things People Have Found In The Forest (New Pics)

Hope the Heir of Slytherin isn’t nearby

50 Of The Most Interesting And Bizarre Things People Have Found In The Forest (New Pics)

What is it with the paranormal triangles? Nobody ever talks about the Bermuda Square…

50 Of The Most Interesting And Bizarre Things People Have Found In The Forest (New Pics)

Looks like something from the Better End mod

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Shadow the Dragon King • commented on 5 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Times People Found Something Amazing While Foraging And Just Had To Share In This Dedicated Online Group

Holy morel

50 Times People Found Something Amazing While Foraging And Just Had To Share In This Dedicated Online Group

Wood. Black walnut wood is beautiful and valuable.

50 Times People Found Something Amazing While Foraging And Just Had To Share In This Dedicated Online Group

Holy morel

50 Times People Found Something Amazing While Foraging And Just Had To Share In This Dedicated Online Group

Wood. Black walnut wood is beautiful and valuable.

50 Times People Found Something Amazing While Foraging And Just Had To Share In This Dedicated Online Group

Cordyceps?

50 Times People Found Something Amazing While Foraging And Just Had To Share In This Dedicated Online Group

It’s Chicken of the Woods

50 Times People Found Something Amazing While Foraging And Just Had To Share In This Dedicated Online Group

Ba-dum tsss

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Shadow the Dragon King • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

30 Of The Most Creepy Or Weird Things People Witnessed In Oceans, As Shared In This Online Group

Naiads

30 Of The Most Creepy Or Weird Things People Witnessed In Oceans, As Shared In This Online Group

The demonic shrieks they make are definitely terrifying enough

30 Of The Most Creepy Or Weird Things People Witnessed In Oceans, As Shared In This Online Group

Naiads

30 Of The Most Creepy Or Weird Things People Witnessed In Oceans, As Shared In This Online Group

The demonic shrieks they make are definitely terrifying enough

30 Of The Most Creepy Or Weird Things People Witnessed In Oceans, As Shared In This Online Group

Or the Bloop

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Posts That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

Does anyone else think the 😑 emoji looks like the face of the Fallen Child from Undertale?

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Posts That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

You win the internet today.

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Posts That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

Also, why is the onion fairy not Fairy-type?

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Posts That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

Pokémon 4Ever!

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Posts That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

The Forbidden Forest

"Oddly Satisfying": 40 Times People Were Unexpectedly Pleasantly Surprised By What They Saw

It’s like smearing glue on your hands and peeling it off (Don’t try to pretend you haven’t done it 😏)

"Oddly Satisfying": 40 Times People Were Unexpectedly Pleasantly Surprised By What They Saw

My eyes hurt.

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Shadow the Dragon King • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Community

Hey Pandas, Aita For Wanting My Stepbrother’s Punishment For Stealing My Pokémon Cards To Be More Severe?

Shadow the Dragon King • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, Post Your Original Characters (Closed)

Shadow the Dragon King • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Technoblade Quote?

Shadow the Dragon King • submitted 3 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Original Characters (Closed)

50 Photos Of Animals Having A Worse Day Than You

Shadow the Dragon King • commented on 15 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

“The ancient spirits of light and dark have been released!” “Your world has been blessed with mythril.” “Your world has been blessed with adamantite.”

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Yes.

40 Of The Stupidest Things Customers Have Ever Said

I am sorry, but your cranial capacity is not sufficient for the modem to work.

30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying

Love your name

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

Fair, I am now addicted to Magnus Chase (Note: I am EeveeExpertShadow,, I just got a new account)

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering And It Shows How Stupid It Can Be (50 Pics)

I have a large butt, and I just wear whatever is comfortable.

50 Oddly Terrifying Pictures That Gave People The Creeps

Shedinja army

Hey Pandas, Upload Your Cool Monster Drawings (Closed)

Those things gave me nightmares

90 Idiot Cats That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

What the heck

90 Idiot Cats That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

C**n is censored?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Lived Somewhere With A Home Design Fail? (Closed)

No, thankfully. (Note: same Panda, new account.)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Creepy History Fact?

(Note: I am EeveeExpertShadow, I needed a new account) Pretty sure it was called “Futility,” but you might be right

"Speechless": 8YO Girl Uses Her Last Breath To Reveal Identity Of Man Who Fatally Assaulted Her

62 Male Sexual Assault Survivors Share Their Stories, And They'll Break Your Heart

The only thing that is damaged is him

Shadow the Dragon King • commented on 5 posts 4 weeks ago

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult (New Stories)

My neighbor once tried to sue us because our dog, which she stole, bit her. Let me say that again: she tried to sue US because SHE stole OUR dog and got bit.

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult (New Stories)

Upvote for Monty Python

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

The third answer is the correct one

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

ba-dum tsss

35 Things That Happen Next Door Shared By This Online Group

Good with Tetris? Call that guy who somehow beat it

Shadow the Dragon King • upvoted 20 items 3 weeks ago

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Shocking - a politician exposed a s a hypocrite! Australians have a joke: Q How do you know a politician is lying? A His lips are moving.

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

"your world has been blessed with palladium."

30 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share

She really blew me away!

30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying

I HHHAAAATTTTTTEEEE baby shark

30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying

It should be considered a breach of human rights and torture.

30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying

SHE NEEDS MOUSEY!!

30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying

I’m sorry, I love animals and all lives. I was just joking. My apologies

30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying

GIVE HER THE MOUSEY!

This Online Group Has People Sharing Only The Most Blessed Pics And It's Like Internet Heaven (50 Pics)

Friendly q-tip

This Online Group Has People Sharing Only The Most Blessed Pics And It's Like Internet Heaven (50 Pics)

wooly bagpipes

This Twitter Page Collects The Most ‘Cursed’ Images Online, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Taco Bell be like

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

Team Rocket!

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

*team rocket intro here*

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

They're blasting off again!

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

This picture makes me grimace

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

They ruined pokemon for me

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

Did you know that ash is leaving pokemon?😭

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

He works the night shift.

“What’s The Most Outrageous Lie You’ve Ever Been Told?”: 30 Lies Ranging From Silly To Horrible, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

That, too.

“What’s The Most Outrageous Lie You’ve Ever Been Told?”: 30 Lies Ranging From Silly To Horrible, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Lol....."one size fits all"

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