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the aftermath is secondary™
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teenage teenager !! i do art and stuff idk
i don’t post much hahahah
i am an emo kid (it’s not a phase!!! [/s]) and i follow the emo trinity (mourn what p!atd has become)
yee haw
my pin is @gothxclaudia if you wanna talk
it’s not a profile,,,, it’s an idea
i deleted my account , but you can still talk to me on pin or smthn if you want !! :]
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Kitzinger1 reply
I do this every so often because it's kind of a game to me to see how long I can keep it up till the person catches on. I repeat the last word the person says in question form. Example: "Hey, me and Jenny are headed to Jim's Pizza Hut." "Jim's Pizza Hut?" "Yeah, you know the one on F street." "F Street?" Over there near the harbor with the big carousel." "Carousel?" "Yeah, you know the one you went with me and Jane." "Jane?" "My girlfriend." "Girlfriend?" "Ok, what the f**k is wrong with you?" Once they call you out and have caught on the game ends. I've carried on a conversation over an hour once doing this. It's really awesome when the person you are doing it to has gone through this a few times with you. My daughter has gotten me a few times herself and she'll laugh on and off for the day at my expense. Her husband has called me an a*s for teaching this to her a few times too.
Kitzinger1 reply
I do this every so often because it's kind of a game to me to see how long I can keep it up till the person catches on. I repeat the last word the person says in question form. Example: "Hey, me and Jenny are headed to Jim's Pizza Hut." "Jim's Pizza Hut?" "Yeah, you know the one on F street." "F Street?" Over there near the harbor with the big carousel." "Carousel?" "Yeah, you know the one you went with me and Jane." "Jane?" "My girlfriend." "Girlfriend?" "Ok, what the f**k is wrong with you?" Once they call you out and have caught on the game ends. I've carried on a conversation over an hour once doing this. It's really awesome when the person you are doing it to has gone through this a few times with you. My daughter has gotten me a few times herself and she'll laugh on and off for the day at my expense. Her husband has called me an a*s for teaching this to her a few times too.
LeFrizzleFry reply
I have a friend who has lost an immense amount of weight, yet eats and drinks like c**p all the time. It had been revealed to me by him that, “he often feels so full sometimes, that he just makes himself puke to feel better.” This has been going on for quite a few years now. He’s straight up bulimic and thinks it’s just a neat little way to get rid of all the bad foods and drinks he gorges himself with. He’s gotten so good at making himself puke, it’s almost silent. No gagging sounds no messy puke splatter. Just a stream of chewed up food and beers. I’m quite sure that even his wife is oblivious to this.
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picklepotty121 reply
Looking back this is extremely creepy but it wasn’t at the time. I grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness, was baptized at age 12 (to JWs, baptizing means you have dedicated the rest of your life to following JW rules). By the time I turned 15 I knew I wouldn’t be happy as a JW and started to rebel. I got a bf at school and when my parents found out, they immediately brought me to the elders. In my case, the group of elders were 4 men all above the age of 45. My dad had to be in the room with me because I was a minor. At one of about 5 meetings, they were trying to get me to admit to premarital sexual acts because that would be grounds for punishment. I lied and told them that I had only made out and touched/been touched outside of the clothes. The elders proceeded to ask me questions like: was there tongue? Who touched who? How long? How many seconds/minutes did you touch each other? Did either of you orgasm? I. Was. 15. Years. Old. And my father was in the room, waiting for these answers just like the elders. What’s the creepiest to me about this is that it took me 3 full years to realize just how creepy and disgusting this interaction was.Show All 39 Upvotes
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Kitzinger1 reply
I do this every so often because it's kind of a game to me to see how long I can keep it up till the person catches on. I repeat the last word the person says in question form. Example: "Hey, me and Jenny are headed to Jim's Pizza Hut." "Jim's Pizza Hut?" "Yeah, you know the one on F street." "F Street?" Over there near the harbor with the big carousel." "Carousel?" "Yeah, you know the one you went with me and Jane." "Jane?" "My girlfriend." "Girlfriend?" "Ok, what the f**k is wrong with you?" Once they call you out and have caught on the game ends. I've carried on a conversation over an hour once doing this. It's really awesome when the person you are doing it to has gone through this a few times with you. My daughter has gotten me a few times herself and she'll laugh on and off for the day at my expense. Her husband has called me an a*s for teaching this to her a few times too.
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LeFrizzleFry reply
I have a friend who has lost an immense amount of weight, yet eats and drinks like c**p all the time. It had been revealed to me by him that, “he often feels so full sometimes, that he just makes himself puke to feel better.” This has been going on for quite a few years now. He’s straight up bulimic and thinks it’s just a neat little way to get rid of all the bad foods and drinks he gorges himself with. He’s gotten so good at making himself puke, it’s almost silent. No gagging sounds no messy puke splatter. Just a stream of chewed up food and beers. I’m quite sure that even his wife is oblivious to this. the aftermath is secondary™ • is following 42 people
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