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alyx james (she/they)

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hi, i'm alyx. i like cats, books, movies, and musicals. #istandwithukraine

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This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To The Weirdest And Funniest Texts From Family And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

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30 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

Me neither

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To The Weirdest And Funniest Texts From Family And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

🙋🏻

30 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

Me neither

50 Posts About The 80s And 90s That Today's Kids Probably Won't Get, As Shared On This Facebook Group

I would pay money to see that movie

50 Posts About The 80s And 90s That Today's Kids Probably Won't Get, As Shared On This Facebook Group

Still is.

50 Posts About The 80s And 90s That Today's Kids Probably Won't Get, As Shared On This Facebook Group

Me neither, but I'm changing my name.. to another name that's not on anything.

50 Historical Images Shared On This Page That Is Dedicated To “Great Historical Events”

Yeah, they quite possibly did.

30 Surprising, Unsettling, And Sweet Moments Captured On Nanny Cams, As Shared In This Online Group

Yeah, those are two very different things. Obviously, cats don't somehow take away the baby's breath, but they will cuddle up to a warm, snuggly baby. Cats can, will, and have killed babies by cuddling up on or near their heads.

30 People Share The Strangest Unexplainable Things That Have Happened To Them

same, i just say, "hi, i'm alyx, and this is my cat. he likes scritches, just let him smell you first and you can pet him. please don't break anything or hurt us, but make yourself at home."

This Group Is Dedicated To The Fear Of Submerged Man-Made Objects, And Here Are 50 Of Its Scariest Pics (New Pics)

damn

30 Pieces Of Advice That Didn't Age Well, According To Folks In This Online Group

you guess if the person is pregnant or has just eaten lots of pies.

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

how the heck do you not know what myspace is??

Therapist Tries To Open Parents' Eyes By Sharing What 28 Teenagers And Kids Have Told Her

it's actually correct the way it is

30 Random Things Folks Thought Were Normal But Later Realized Weren’t, As Shared Online

yeah i think so

30 Random Things Folks Thought Were Normal But Later Realized Weren’t, As Shared Online

same but that's because months do have their own flavor. like october is candy corn and december is peppermint, it's just the taste of things that happen then.

50 Times People Spotted Such Genius Signs, They Just Had To Document Them

not anymore there's a ✨ blanket ✨

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50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Twitter Page (New Pics)

Devil worshipers are the ones who actually believe (although they don't exist)

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50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Twitter Page (New Pics)

Devil worshipers are the ones who actually believe (although they don't exist)

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50 People Share Loopholes That They Exploited For Years Before Someone Found Out

smarttt

35 Times People Wrote Hilarious Things When They Were Not Trying To, As Shared In This Online Group

YES! QUICK TO THE WALMAR!

30 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

Go fellate a breadknife Sarah Elizabeth

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OK this is.more wholesome than anything, but a girl who was a grade above me had cancer in high school. She graduated and I joined the band my senior year to see this plaque with her name and face on it from make a wish. She used her wish to donate new instruments to the school's band (as they were needing new ones). I still know her to this day and she makes a ton of jokes about cancer that it even freaked out her college roommates. She's one of the nicest people I've ever met