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Jo Johannsen

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Big mouth, love puns and corny jokes, fascinated by words and language, odd sense of humor, the snark is strong with me.

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Jo Johannsen • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

I'd have a cargo ship of shipping containers given to me with all of the stuff I've lost

Don't Reach Over And Honk The Horn While Driving

Don't reach over and honk the horn while I am driving.

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

The only time I put the milk in first is when I don't have much left, it's easier to judge how much cereal the milk will hold.

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Should I use my PI number when I am at the AT machine?

It’s “Lose,” Not “Loose”

You “lose” a bet. You don’t “loose” a bet

Always Clear The Timer On The Microwave

If you open the microwave before it's done clear the timer so the next person doesn't have to try figure out why it's not starting.

It’s “Piqued,” Not “Peaked”

Piqued my interest. It’s not “peaked”

It’s "Lightning," Not "Lightening"

The meteorological phenomenon is "lightning", NOT "lightening"

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Just like the elevator!

Let People Off The Subway Before You Get On

That you need to let people off the f*****g subway before you get on. My guy, you will get on - let me off first!

It’s “I Couldn’t Care Less,” Not “I Could Care Less”

It’s “I couldn’t care less” “I could care less” doesn’t even make sense.

Fish Is Meat

Fish is meat. I had one friend who would not let it go and argued that it was not and it was ‘just fish’ so much that it became a running joke.

Pulled All Three Accounts After The Bank Refused To Reverse A $2 Miscellaneous Charge

Bank of America charged me $2 for a miscellaneous charge, in 1997. I called to ask what it was for because there was no reason. The lady on the phone said, well, I can't tell you because it is miscellaneous. I asked her to then please reverse it and she refused. I pulled all three of my accounts from them and moved them to a credit union and ever since, full stop refuse to have a damn thing with that company.

It’s “Could Have,” Not “Could Of”

I don't care how you pronounce them, but it's written "could/would/should/might HAVE", not "could of".

It Is Possible To Look At Something On A Grocery Store Shelf Without Blocking The Whole Aisle

It is possible to look at something on a grocery store shelf without blocking the whole aisle. Looking at you, shoppers in a certain Aldi this afternoon …

The Toilet Paper Roll Goes Over Not Under

The toilet paper roll goes over not under!!!

Don’t Talk With Your Mouth Full Of Food

Don't talk with your mouth full of food. Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to see partially chewed food in your mouth.

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

How about we stop spitting on cakes in general?

Adding Apostrophe S At The End Of A Word Doesn’t Make It Plural

Adding 's at the end of a word does not make it plural. I've seen it in ads. I've seen it on signs. I've even seen it on a flyer someone wrote advertising their services as a writer. People walk around like it's normal! Out in the street! Saying that they have 14 chicken's! Like monsters! I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpses make it into a slightly bigger hill.

You Wait For People To Come Off The Elevator Before Entering

It’s common courtesy to wait for someone to come off the elevator before entering.

Jo Johannsen

Jo Johannsen

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

"Today I Learned": 50 Times People Learned Interesting Facts Online And Couldn't Wait To Share With Others (New Posts)

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

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"Today I Learned": 50 Times People Learned Interesting Facts Online And Couldn't Wait To Share With Others (New Posts)

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Bored Pandas, How Many Kinds Of Pickled Vegetables Are In Your Refrigerator Right Now? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some English Language Oddities? (Closed)

Hey, Pandas, What's The Strangest Place Name You Have Ever Been To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Coolest Thing You’ve Ever Done? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Gives You Nightmares? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Recipe? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have A Mythical, Legendary, Or Extinct Pet, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey, Pandas, What's The Strangest Place Name You Have Ever Been To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make A Two-Sentence Horror Story (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Holiday? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Be Invented Already But Hasn't? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Name Your Pet And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing Your Pet Has Done? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About The Funniest Moments Of Your Cats (Closed)

What Is Your Favorite Pastime During Quarantine? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? (Ended)

What Is Your Biggest Dream Or Aspiration? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

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50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page