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Anthony J Crowley

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Anthony J Crowley

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Anthony J Crowley • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

esquegee reply

Insurance. You give them money month after month, year after year, and then when it comes time where you need to use it they will try their absolute hardest to give you as little as possible

Paul-Swims reply

David Tennant. He seems like a really lovely guy and someone who gets along with everyone he encounters.

StargazerNataku added:

I met him at a con and he is genuinely one of the kindest people I’ve ever met. He saw I was panicking a bit (my anxiety was high that day and he means a lot to me for various reasons) and he smiled this huge smile and said “Aw come on, I’m nice!” And you could just tell it was true.

esquegee reply

Insurance. You give them money month after month, year after year, and then when it comes time where you need to use it they will try their absolute hardest to give you as little as possible

Paul-Swims reply

David Tennant. He seems like a really lovely guy and someone who gets along with everyone he encounters.

StargazerNataku added:

50 Funny, Strange Or Simply Threatening Texts Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Just because I lost the queen doesn't mean I give up on the king.

30 Times Actors Made Waves While Starting Their Careers Only To Fizzle Out Soon After

She looks a lot like kallmekris from YouTube.

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Come to Washington state. We legalize everything.

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The original and best "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch".

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

this has to be Les Mis related, right?

35 Surprising Companies That Are A Lot More Evil Than Meets The Eye

They are finally investigating them after politicians couldn't get Taylor swift tickets

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Aunt edna

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

griswalds get an upgrade

Very-Clean-Funny-Pics-Memes

Cheat Code For Life: 30 Times People Found Insane Loopholes And Took Full Advantage Of Them

that Marshawn Lynch reference is going to pass over most people's heads but it's brilliant.

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Took a summer time Organic Chemistry class, one month of classes 5 days a week then a three week break then another month for the second semester. After the break I reached into the box in my closet to grab the textbook where I had hidden it and felt a sharp stab in the corner of my little finger at the cuticle of the nail bed. I was running late to class so I thought nothing of it. I became ill with profuse sweating and nausea during the day then violently ill into the night with vomiting and diarrhea and swollen adenoids. Went to the ER the next morning and they ran every test they could. Two days later I started having trouble breathing and went to the ER again. My heart was swollen up half again it normal size, my lungs were swollen, and my kidneys too. Doctors kept me for two days with batteries of tests and after two days let me go as everything was going back to normal. Then I began s******g what appeared to be a white paste and this went on for two days. At the end of which I noticed that my tongue and the lining of my mouth was almost purple in color and I had a red streak from the tip of my little finger that during the day extended up to my bicep by that evening. Went back to the ER and the doctor said he had no clue but maybe I had been bitten by something venomous. I then thought about the day that the symptoms started and went to that box in my closet and sure enough there was a little black spider in the box. I asked one of my professors about it and he told me the county Health Department had a entomology office not far from campus so I captured the little spider and went on over. The doctor there told me it was just a grass spider and there was absolutely no way it could have envenomated me for 3 reasons. He said they have curved mandibles so they cant hit the human skin, they have soft mandibles so even when they manage to strike the skin the mandible will turn and not break the surface but most importantly their venom which digests the proteins that stretch between the cell walls of animals gets bound to Platelets in the human bloodstream and is almost instantly neutralized. I showed him where the bite was as evidenced by the red streak and sure enough it was in the corner of the nail bed in very soft tissue of the cuticle where the spider could actually get a strike. He asked if I had some kind of platelets disorder. I made a quick call to the Cancer Research hospital I worked at in the evenings at that time and sure enough I had donated platelets the evening before being bitten. A process where they put you on a platelet phoresies machine and extract almost all of your platelets for donation to kids who are in need of them due to having low counts from the chemotherapy. It was at this point that the entomologist started hyperventilating and asking all kinds of questions. He was low key freaking out. He kept repeating that this was a billion to billion to one event and he'd never heard of it before. He ended up getting me to sign some papers so he could have my medical records and published a paper on it. Fun for him but not so much for me. The white paste that I pooped for 3 days was the epithelial lining of my entire digestive tract which came out as white pasty looking individual cells. By the end of the month everything was back to normal like none of it had ever happened. Interesting side note. When some spiders inject their victims and turn them into liquid that they can then drink this venom dissolves the proteins that hold cells together by running between the cell walls. These proteins re the only things binding the cells together. Without these proteins we would be reduced to a nasty white almost liquidy paste. Edit: as it has been asked many time in the comments I do not possess a copy or link to the paper the entomolgist wrote. Nor do I remember which journal it was in. This happened in the early nineties and may have never even been out on the internet. Also I don't know if that journal even still exists. Can't be that many people reading journals on entomology. Also he was a PhD in Entomology and not a medical doctor so it wasn't in a medical journal.

50 Images That Are So Dope, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

This one has a head.

50 Images That Are So Dope, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

i- dont think youre supposed to do that- (btw to my hater, tysm for hating on all of my comments that do absolutely nothing to anyone.)

22 Best Twitter Reactions About How Ryan Gosling Was Built To Play Barbie’s Ken

I know, Denise ;) My point was that I’m partial to Chalamet BECAUSE he was in Dune, completely regardless of his performance in Wonka - honestly, regardless of the EXISTENCE of Wonka as a movie. My joke was based on that. I can tell the difference between a thumbnail of Chalamet in Dune 2 and Chalamet in Wonka XD

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Good call! The best, most fun, and healthiest activity that one can do while in Florida is leave Florida

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Crowley, sauntering vaguely downwards.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

I haven't listened to this album in a while, but this post got me back into it, thanks :D

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Fearless - Taylor Swift 1989 - Taylor Swift Feeling for my Life - Anson Seabra

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Same! It's the only album I listen to and enjoy as a whole edit; nvm forgot cavetown exists

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Speak now by Taylor Swift 😉 Been vibing to the version that just came out

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

1989 by Taylor Swift. I love every single song on it

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

This is a difficult question for me, so I'll name a few: RUSH! by Måneskin Fever Dream by Palaye Royale Superache by Conan Gray FANDOM by Waterparks There's definitely more, but i don't remember what they are right now

This One Is Clever

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Anthony J Crowley • commented on 9 posts 1 year ago

50 Pics That Might Make You Look Twice To Understand What You’re Seeing

... except that IS Ariana grande

50 Pics That Might Make You Look Twice To Understand What You’re Seeing

r/UsernameChecksOut

50 Pics That Might Make You Look Twice To Understand What You’re Seeing

... except that IS Ariana grande

50 Pics That Might Make You Look Twice To Understand What You’re Seeing

r/UsernameChecksOut

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Forgot to add - Stranger in the alps by Phoebe Bridgers is a super close second. They're my go-to albums whenever I listen to music!

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Little freak from Harry's house is one of my all time favorite songs <3

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

I haven't listened to this album in a while, but this post got me back into it, thanks :D

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Pure heroine ❤️

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Worm food is so good!! Laundry Day is my favorite I think, or Juno or kill u.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Absolutely same!!

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Superache is so good!!

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Anthony J Crowley • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Anthony J Crowley • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Hey Pandas, What Song Perfectly Sums Up Your Life Right Now? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Phone’s Wallpaper (Closed)

Hey LGBTQ+ Pandas, What Do You Identify As? (Closed)

Anthony J Crowley • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

What Is Your Favorite Book?

Hey Pandas,what Is Your Fav Song?

Guess The Song

Hey Asexual Pandas, What Were People's Reactions When You Told Them You Were Ace? (Closed)

Anthony J Crowley • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

50 Pics That Might Make You Look Twice To Understand What You’re Seeing

... except that IS Ariana grande

50 Pics That Might Make You Look Twice To Understand What You’re Seeing

r/UsernameChecksOut

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Forgot to add - Stranger in the alps by Phoebe Bridgers is a super close second. They're my go-to albums whenever I listen to music!

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Little freak from Harry's house is one of my all time favorite songs <3

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

I haven't listened to this album in a while, but this post got me back into it, thanks :D

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Pure heroine ❤️

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Worm food is so good!! Laundry Day is my favorite I think, or Juno or kill u.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Absolutely same!!

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Superache is so good!!

Hey Pandas, What Song Perfectly Sums Up Your Life Right Now? (Closed)

Ceilings is from Five Seconds Flat, highly recommend you check it out!

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Phone’s Wallpaper (Closed)

Forgot to add- not my picture :)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Phone’s Wallpaper (Closed)

Awesome!

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"Will you be my 'Wife Wazowski?'"

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I still don't like "my bad" as an apology. Sure, you're admitting that it was your fault, but you're not apologizing about it in any way.

Hey LGBTQ+ Pandas, What Do You Identify As? (Closed)

(Haven't found the right person, so to speak)

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The trailer came out today!

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🎶no body, no crime, but i ain't letting up until the day i die🎶

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Day off in Kyoto, got bored at the temple, looked around at the 7-11

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Pelvis Presley was very hip

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🎵 baby doll, when it comes to a lover🎵

Anthony J Crowley • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

esquegee reply

Insurance. You give them money month after month, year after year, and then when it comes time where you need to use it they will try their absolute hardest to give you as little as possible