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Lene • commented on 8 posts 1 hour ago

Roommates Discover Woman’s “Secret,” Feel It Changes Everything, Want Her To Move Out

Not everyone talks about their spouse as husband/wife. Sometimes they just call them boyfriend/girlfriend. And it's OK. I guess it's how OP talked about her husband? As her bf? Also, I do not understand the whole "he's your husband so he has a legal right to live in the apartment"-thing? It's like OP had to have any legal permission from her husband to rent the room. I am completely on OP's side here. Sure, it's weird that it never came up that she's married but it's not the end of the world, imo. I could understand it better had he tried to actually hide him from her roomies or if she didn't wear her wedding ring.

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Lene • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

Mormons Won’t Leave This Woman Alone, So She Asks For Ways To Scare Them Off And People Deliver

I've only ever met mormons out in the public sphere and it was easy (!!!) to get them to go away. I just told them that I have the Book of Mormon at home and when I have read it I will want to talk with them (I studied religion at the uni so I got plenty of sacred books from diff. religions. Also, my "wanting" to talk with them would be very much questioning why this makes sense to them and why not *other religion* instead. I have "converted" a religious person to science before. Didn't mean to do that, I swear!). Whenever I have had JW come to my door I have started by saying that I'm not even a Monotheist. Most JW-groups will stay the f away from you if you are too hard work (as in making a polytheist become a monotheist). If that doesn't help I will politely (but firmly) tell them to put me in their black book. Once, when I did this, the women who had come to me looked SHOCKED! And they said "but we WILL come back when you have moved away!" And yeah.... I don't care about that. Lol

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

Yeah.. I like my tea raw and brutal.... sorta like my metal. Lol.

Mormons Won’t Leave This Woman Alone, So She Asks For Ways To Scare Them Off And People Deliver

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

Yeah.. I like my tea raw and brutal.... sorta like my metal. Lol.

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

I prefer big cups with a ca. 3mm thick rim. And I need it to have a big handle (not those tiny ones that may look sweet but makes you burn 1-3 fingers depending on how you decide to hold the cup). Also, I need the cup to be smooth -I can accept that you may feel the print on the cup a little bit. But no weird patterns in the clay/cup. Also, I like my cups colorful.

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Lene • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Poor cows are just machines.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Thank God

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Poor cows are just machines.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Thank God

“Like Something In A Movie”: 36 Hospital Workers Share Their Wildest Stories

The fact that the room mate showed you that video means they breached their code of conduct..

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Lene • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

30 Humorous Memes That Are A Little Bit Unhinged

Slingshots don't have hinges

30 Color Photos Photographers Took 100 Years Ago That Still Mesmerize Us Today

Looks like a picture in a fairy tale book.

Lene • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

Especially for kids! We got some clothes from some cousins for our kids and were told to just give to charity what we didn't want. So. Many. Crop tops! From the age of 6! Wtf!

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

A few months ago I finally threw out a dress that I bought in h & m 20 years ago. Sure, it was not pretty anymore and the fabric had started to get holes here and there. But I still used it for the days at home or the days working hard in the garden. I threw it out because it was falling apart, really. I am like this with most clothes. And I only buy new stuff when I have tossed something old and I don't have something to replace it, function-wise. So I will buy a pair of pants if an old pair is no longer working. If I no longer have any socks without holes in the heels, I'll buy some new ones. On a rare occasion I go out to shop for clothes and I usually set myself a budget of about 500 Danish kroner. And then I just find one shirt. On sale. So I only spend 40kr. I am shīt at shopping for clothes. And shoes. And bags. Lol.

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

Especially for kids! We got some clothes from some cousins for our kids and were told to just give to charity what we didn't want. So. Many. Crop tops! From the age of 6! Wtf!

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

Haha! Never thought of it that way. It is a great point, imo. Of course perhaps the vegans do not care about animals that have been dead since before humans came along. But I guess they should, if they care about all animals, right?

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

Thank you for asking and passing on the tmi-news! 😊 (really, it's a question I have thought about more often than I think I should've but I also didn't really like to think about possible answers)

For Humor And Museum Lovers: My Top 16 Cartoons

S.e.x.t.s? Texting se.xu.al stuff to another person?

For Humor And Museum Lovers: My Top 16 Cartoons

Actually the wikipedia page about snowmen is surprisingly interesting! And I think there's a source there to a non-fiction book about the history of snowmen.

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Lene • commented on 4 posts 3 days ago

“Took Me 20 Years And 60 Watches”: Movie Jokes That Took People Literal Years To Understand

May I just add that the dialects of the West coast of Denmark shares a whole lot with the English language. And, as an example, in some of them we have the word "knejt" which is pronounced exactly as knight with the k-sound. I think it proves that there has always been a lot of interaction between England and (Western parts of) Denmark. And it is pretty cool, imo.

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

For years I've dreamed about shoes with bare feet footprints!!!

“Took Me 20 Years And 60 Watches”: Movie Jokes That Took People Literal Years To Understand

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

For years I've dreamed about shoes with bare feet footprints!!!

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

That's pretty cool, imo. Because this way you remember it!

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

Or that they used to be doctors who did a major carreer-change. Lol

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Lene • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

Nice - more, BP, more!

24 Conspiracy Theories People Online Think Are Spine-Chilling

Mainly because it’s been left on, not turned on and off.

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

Nice - more, BP, more!

24 Conspiracy Theories People Online Think Are Spine-Chilling

Mainly because it’s been left on, not turned on and off.

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

Pretty cool.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

What does that even mean?

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Lene • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

Sometimes Dark But Absolutely Funny Comics By Madeline Horwath (23 New Pics)

Because it's an amazing language (like all other languages, really). 🤘🤓

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I totally get why it is not for everyone to want kids! It is such an insane thing, really. I now have 3 kids and I still sometimes wonder how the f I am even surviving this. On the other hand, just one smile from my kids or holding their hands... and my heart just melts and I know that this motherhood-thing is going just well. I still wonder how I'm actually getting through this and sometimes ask myself why I even started with having kids. Giving birth was wild in many ways. And I am glad I will not have to go through it again. But I also think they made me stronger as a person and I feel more strength with my own being.

Lene • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

I think these were cool.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Motives be damned, let's all be glad you're here on this earth!

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

I think these were cool.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Motives be damned, let's all be glad you're here on this earth!

“Took Me 20 Years And 60 Watches”: Movie Jokes That Took People Literal Years To Understand

I got the Gatekeeper and Keymaster joke but him constantly being locked out while being the Keymaster totally went over my head until now.

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

One more over here!

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

Sharing is caring.

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

Glad to meet a fellow "on the spectrum" Panda!

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Lene • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

This makes me uncomfortable

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

Well yeah, you can never have too many imo 😌

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Lene • commented on 8 posts 1 hour ago

“Like Something In A Movie”: 36 Hospital Workers Share Their Wildest Stories

Why even keep the eyedrops in the same room as glue? In my mind I would keep the eyedrops in the bathroom and the glue would be in room that counts as an office.

“Like Something In A Movie”: 36 Hospital Workers Share Their Wildest Stories

Yeah. I thought that this story was gonna be that. But.... I'm not sure it was?

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

I could very well be wrong but I think she meant they were friends with benefits and he'd thought they were in an actual relationship?

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

In Danish it's called a "skillert". 😄

Roommates Discover Woman’s “Secret,” Feel It Changes Everything, Want Her To Move Out

Lene • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

Mormons Won’t Leave This Woman Alone, So She Asks For Ways To Scare Them Off And People Deliver

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

Yeah.. I like my tea raw and brutal.... sorta like my metal. Lol.

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

Lene • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

Especially for kids! We got some clothes from some cousins for our kids and were told to just give to charity what we didn't want. So. Many. Crop tops! From the age of 6! Wtf!

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

Thank you for asking and passing on the tmi-news! 😊 (really, it's a question I have thought about more often than I think I should've but I also didn't really like to think about possible answers)

For Humor And Museum Lovers: My Top 16 Cartoons

S.e.x.t.s? Texting se.xu.al stuff to another person?

For Humor And Museum Lovers: My Top 16 Cartoons

Actually the wikipedia page about snowmen is surprisingly interesting! And I think there's a source there to a non-fiction book about the history of snowmen.

Lene • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

“Took Me 20 Years And 60 Watches”: Movie Jokes That Took People Literal Years To Understand

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

For years I've dreamed about shoes with bare feet footprints!!!

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

That's pretty cool, imo. Because this way you remember it!

Lene • upvoted 7 items 3 hours ago

“Like Something In A Movie”: 36 Hospital Workers Share Their Wildest Stories

The fact that the room mate showed you that video means they breached their code of conduct..

Irish Spinner And Spinning Wheel. Co. Galway, Ireland, 1890

30 Color Photos Photographers Took 100 Years Ago That Still Mesmerize Us Today

Looks like a picture in a fairy tale book.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Motives be damned, let's all be glad you're here on this earth!

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

What does that even mean?

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Poor cows are just machines.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Thank God

Lene • upvoted 13 items 1 day ago

30 Humorous Memes That Are A Little Bit Unhinged

Real talk, though: deleting SmartNews earlier this year has done wonders not only for my stress levels but for my free time. Doomscrolling really is a thing.

30 Humorous Memes That Are A Little Bit Unhinged

Slingshots don't have hinges

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

Sharing is caring.

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50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

You're including the Irish, Scot's, and Welsh? I 100% think you're right. We did start as a land for Puritans.

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50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

Or these days, a smart car.

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50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

But we all know the glass bottles are best!

40 Posts That Perfectly Sum Up Scotland And Its People

Man, that looks good!

Protect This Man At All Costs ❤️❤️

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Body dysmorphia is a tragic thing.

30 Hilarious Examples Of Instagram Vs. Reality That Show The Truth Behind Photos (New Pics)

at least she has a place for her shot glasses to place upon and still have her hands free. Honestly, we're entering mental health issues here. Either in her, or in the people who think this is sexy.

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