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QuokkaVibes • commented on a post 1 year ago

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

In Italy is free. You pay for it if you dont have prescription, and even than you can deduct it in your next year pay taxes

QuokkaVibes • commented on 30 posts 2 years ago

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That's a bumblebee ahahah

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In Italian we "meglio soli che male accompagnati" same common saying, different language

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That's a bumblebee ahahah

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In Italian we "meglio soli che male accompagnati" same common saying, different language

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That's because oil makes you feel good the first 2 min you put it on, because it actually feels like it's helping. But oil creates a barrier between the skin and the air, that prevents the skin from healing. It's one of the worst thing you can do... To put ice directly on the burn is to avoid too, as it feels refreshing but can cause more trauma. The best way is to wrap it in some cloth. And after the burn is safe to touch, apply aloe based or water based moisturizer. As other types of creams may contain oils or parabenes

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wait WHAT DO THEY NOT EAT ACTUAL PEANUTS IN ALL THE MOVIES/BOOK/ETC??? I've been lied to my whole life?????

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Well to their defence it was "true" at the time. I mean, it depends on when you were a kid but, it was studied that contrary to previous believs you can drown if you're digesting. But it's not about what or when you aet, it's the temperature of the water. If you enter slowly mostly nothing will happen, but if you jump in really cold water, the sudden change in temperature can stop digestion making you feel sick and making it difficult for you to swim because your body is too busy trying to avoid congestion to help you move... So....yeah

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omg...i never knew this wasn't normal D: I have it in both hands

30 Stories Of The Nastiest Things Exes Have Told Their Partners After They Got Dumped, As Shared By Our Community

OFC if I'm wayyy of my bad ahahahaha

30 Stories Of The Nastiest Things Exes Have Told Their Partners After They Got Dumped, As Shared By Our Community

Ok, she's absolutely awful. But if I unserstand correctly, OP came out and is dating a man now. And this woman is the mother of OPs child. I do not judge this and I'm happy OP is finally happy, but I can see how this would drive a woman crazy. Not that this in anyway justifies all the nasty stuff she said, I find her truly disgusting. But I can see how someone could loose it after her spouse comes out of the closet after presumably a few years together. If my interpretation is correct, the sense of betrayal, of "nothing was real", "he knew all along he was gay" etc must be exruciating. She surely needs therapy for trust stuff AND anger managment. Hope OP will be himself and happy from now on, and I wish she gets a chance to start over.

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You know what's funny? He married you so..... every time someone says something nasty after a break up I'm always like "why did you date me then?"

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Karma got them back pretty good imo

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Just to add to the topic: I just went to the dentist for a tooth ache I got 4 appointments to do a in depth "washing" made by them manually. That plus a total whitening that lasts aprox 3 years is costing me 500€ (dentists are not under national healthcare, for some procedures. But next year I can take some money back through "health taxes") And they provide samples for example mouth wash so you don't have to buy it....

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In italy it's....3€. Yep 3. I have Asthma And I always see Americans commenting on how much taxes I pay more than them, yeah it's true. But the taxes I pay for universal healthcare (STRICTLY FOR HEALTHCARE) per year are slightly less than 2.500€ In return I can have all the exams, all the tox screens, blood tests, ginecology visits, prescriptions, doctor check ups I want for basically peanuts. Once I had an asthma attack tha turned into a panic attack, I was hospitalized 7 days receiving oxigen and I paid NOTHING. They even gifted me with an extra inhaler and some pills so I didn't have to make a prescription and buy them to finish my therapy. My relatives in Columbia SC pay 10-20 times what I pay, and pray s**t won't hit the fan anyway because they had horrible experiences with my little cousins health problems. I'm sorry but everything they teach in the State against free healthcare is just propaganda. Those are the big pharma you should fear.

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Thank you!! I was boiling inside about every "notify your guest beforehand". For f**k sake, if you're an adult expecting company for dinner you always ask "is there something you dislike/are allergic to?" because you have common decency. If you bring a dish to a potluck people ASK because they want to LIVE. I'm not your nanny nor your mother. And (at least in europe) if you are intollerant or allergic YOU ask the waiter, not the other way around.

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like the Kennedy's....

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You saw the target and flew past it with no regrets wahtsoever. Impressing.

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and with the nicest story too, what a coincidence

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Maybe he has some kind of fetich (for lack of a better term) for your ethnicity. Wouldn't be the first to be attracted to the idea of dating or getting intimate with a specific thing... maybe a Hijab or a Shayla or a Chador, or some traits of your face like the monolid shaped eyes or the texture of your hair or something. I find it disturbing, but hey, he surely was not 100% sound of mind

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LOL they even photoshopped one out....

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Yeah I reckon I could've.... I guess the stereotype is true... don't f*****g touch our food ahahahaha By the way, that Wedding was one of the tackiest kitchest thing we ever saw. Portofino is one of the most amazing places, so classy and chill and romantic... I visit almost every year as I have a house one town over. It's worth every penny to come and visit. And I promess if you go and eat in a Trattoria or a Osteria, you'll get a portion of pasta you'll never forget

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Well I guess no italian person would have chose that as it would be seen as too basic... But I guess for an american that rarely has a chance of tasting true Spaghetti al Pomodoro (o Pummarola I can't identify t by the looks of it) could be worth the choice. Let's not forget tomatoes are coming in season so the may had the first harvest... They are quite amazing if you eat that kind of pasta every week :) Maybe they followed with a more complicated seafood risotto who knows... I'm sure it was good tho... I kinda crave a pasta now ahaha

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Just for clarification: A) usually in Italy catering for weddings do multiple courses. We start with a buffet of apetizers such as olives, different types of prosciutto and salame, a variety of cheeses, pizza, focaccia and then usually a variety of fishbased fingerfood like tartars, prawns, seafood etc B) this plates are ENORMOUS. if you look at the prongs he is holding you can see that this is actually (a bit gourmet) a normal amount of pasta. This type of serving tecnique is used in most restaurants. I can assure those are at the very least 60-70gr of spaghetti. C)as I was saying this came after the buffet, and usually we will have 2 different pasta dishes, 2 different main dishes (one with meat and one with fish) and a whole lot of sides D) we usually do a buffet of tiny pastries like cannoli, cannoncini, sfoglie etc BEFORE the cake So please stop taking a picture out of context and talk from your snobby high horse.

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I HATED this film with every fiber of my being. Chaotic, not explained, random and with an ending that brings you regret for having wasted hours of your life

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or a fancy cocain holder

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QuokkaVibes • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago

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Keith should try bringing $5 with him to buy lunch instead of bringing his lunch. That is sure to keep the squirrels away

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Who says we can't be both? I'm not attracted to anyone AND I smell nice! That's a win-win to me.

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Keith should try bringing $5 with him to buy lunch instead of bringing his lunch. That is sure to keep the squirrels away

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Who says we can't be both? I'm not attracted to anyone AND I smell nice! That's a win-win to me.

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I would have never thought about doing that. It would remind me of just sticking a fork in a piece of meat upwards, and that's terribly rude (rhough no religious offense) inGermany, too

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This might be a dumb question, but is it true that if you go to Italy (and you're not a native Italian) and order a latte that you'll just get a cup of milk?

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And keep in mind that a euro is roughly equal to a dollar

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What the Kennedy family did to their daughter is a disgrace to Boston

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I can attest to this one. My bouts of aggression and anger have dropped considerably over the years. I still find myself imagining myself causing pain to those that p**s me off, but these days it's not too often and is more of a fantasy than a desire or compulsion.

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As a person who ran restaurants and worked kitchens I can tell you this those some people who are allergic have a responsibility to notify the server or check menu or ask. As a waitress I cannot stop at every table and list all 100 allergens one could be triggering, we legally have to identify 11 most prevalent. It is the responsibility of the person who has the condition. I as a stranger do not take responsibility for your actions, as you yourself should know to ask and protect yourself. Adults here, not talking about children. For them it's parents responsibility

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QuokkaVibes • commented on a post 1 year ago

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In Italy is free. You pay for it if you dont have prescription, and even than you can deduct it in your next year pay taxes

QuokkaVibes • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

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That's a bumblebee ahahah

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In Italian we "meglio soli che male accompagnati" same common saying, different language

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wait WHAT DO THEY NOT EAT ACTUAL PEANUTS IN ALL THE MOVIES/BOOK/ETC??? I've been lied to my whole life?????

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omg...i never knew this wasn't normal D: I have it in both hands

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OFC if I'm wayyy of my bad ahahahaha

30 Stories Of The Nastiest Things Exes Have Told Their Partners After They Got Dumped, As Shared By Our Community

You know what's funny? He married you so..... every time someone says something nasty after a break up I'm always like "why did you date me then?"

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It's "macchHiato" :) italian CC is english CH sound (mocha, chocolate...) italian CH is english hard C sound (Colonel, Corporate...) italian CCH is english K sound (Korn, Kernel....)

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Italy isn't always drinkable tap! For example in Milan it it, but in Sardegna is not!

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Karma got them back pretty good imo

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QuokkaVibes • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Times People Weirded Others Out With How Oddly Specific They Were (New Pics)

Keith should try bringing $5 with him to buy lunch instead of bringing his lunch. That is sure to keep the squirrels away

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Who says we can't be both? I'm not attracted to anyone AND I smell nice! That's a win-win to me.

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I would have never thought about doing that. It would remind me of just sticking a fork in a piece of meat upwards, and that's terribly rude (rhough no religious offense) inGermany, too

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This might be a dumb question, but is it true that if you go to Italy (and you're not a native Italian) and order a latte that you'll just get a cup of milk?

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What the Kennedy family did to their daughter is a disgrace to Boston

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And keep in mind that a euro is roughly equal to a dollar

Home Cooks Reveal 32 “Secret” Ingredients They Use To Make Food Taste Better

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Next one will be "Fiat Panda 4*4 Parking Only: ciao"

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Agreed. There are skincare products that are not filled with crap, but simply a light soap /cleanser for the face, etc. I also agree about lightening the load of products, as well. But some, one, a couple.. are not always just bad. Some people also accumulate more oil than others and need some cleanser. I use tea tree oil consistently for outbreaks, myself. Annnnd, GENETICS, people. If I just use water, my face won't survive. But if my guy uses cleanser, his face won't survive.

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That is not a country "being cheap". Its a country with a lot of poor people. I hatw when turists of welathier countries go to poorer ones and call them cheap. No, Spain is not "cheaper" than the Netherlands. We are just poorer.

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I was about to say Andrew Garfield.

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That sounds fine, the hotels I usually stay at give you a bathroom, a bedroom, a closet and kitchenet attached to the bedroom if your lucky

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Do...do vegans think they invented Sanskrit?

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Where my grandparents were from in Italy, it was "stai zitto" for shut up.

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in Colombia members of the military had poor or mentally impaired civilians lured to remote parts of the country with offers of work, killed them, and presented them to authorities as guerrilleros killed in battle, in an effort to inflate body counts and receive promotions or other benefits. This happened during the presidency or Uribe and was brushed off by the government as part of the armed conflict between the government of guerilla groups FARC and ELN. Also many mayors and members of congress who spoke up about this were assassinated or died under mysterious circumstances. you can google "false positives Colombia" if you'd like to learn more about this.

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I remember that well. I spent the 70s going to demonstrations for the rights of women and other oppressed groups.

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I kept trying to tell people this back when too many people seemed to believe this was exclusively a Muslim thing.

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Where you married to Gaston from the Beauty and the Beast? :D

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Americans claiming they invented interntional aid during crisis? CHECK

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