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RedFox
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My wife suffers from very vivid dreams/nightmares. One night, very late, she was dead asleep while I was reading in bed next to her. Snoring away gently, I'm perusing the newest collection of Stephen King stories. In a blink of an eye, she goes from lying on her side to sitting up straight in bed, while making a noise of "nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" She sat there panting for a few seconds, then looked over at my terrified face. "What?" she said. I was only able to speak once my balls had descended from out of my chest and my butthole had unpuckered from being the size of a printed period.Creepiest-Things-Spouse-Ever-Done
My wife speaks in a different language in her sleep. A completely formed language, with repeating words, clear articulation, sentence formation and proper cadence - but not of this world. She says that her parents told her she's been doing this since she learned to talk. She even responds to questions in her sleep... in the other language.Creepiest-Things-Spouse-Ever-Done
My wife will hide for quite a while to scare the s**t out of me; I mean 10-20 minutes to catch me off guard. For awhile it happened when I got out of the shower. It got so bad that I would creep out of the shower and look for her all over the house in nothing but a towel and a judo pose. There were a few times I searched all over the house only to find out she had left to go shopping. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes! I'm glad to see I'm not alone in this... RedFox • is following 2 people
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