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People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX4f2JtQ7qc this is reality

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

zemo crying in the corner

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX4f2JtQ7qc this is reality

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

zemo crying in the corner

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

“ Everyone's acting like they're in a play” - pretty much because they are

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Also the sorcerer supreme is hardly a bartender. ;) Picture still somehow fits because Thor only said he drank "not beer". Be glad you didn't get something nasty, laddie.

Rebel Wilson Shares Pic Of Her At Her ‘Unhealthiest’, Say’s She’s Proud Of What She Achieved

Weird to say but Adele looked gorgeous with that extra weight. That round face really suited her, but her health is more important :)

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Probably just to emphasise that they aren't in fact doing an Nazi salute. ;-)

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Dreaming about someone choking me but it's actually the cat stepping on my throat would be more realistic

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

*Proceeds to continue saying that they can explain without ever thinking to just shout the explanation at the person* Wouldn't shouting "Wait babe, she's my sister!" be a lot more effective than "Wait babe, I can explain!"?

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Plus in this case it was magic beer.

Bride Wants Her Stepdaughter To Cut Her Hair For The Wedding, Is Livid When The Stepdaughter Refuses

NTA. You simply do not decide about your guests' looks, end of the discussion. (Maybe apart from not wanting your guests to wear a white dress...) Stepmom should try to get professional help if she feels so insecure about her looks that a teenager might upstage her on her own wedding.

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Clearly, you haven't seen me early morning... I make the Clown from IT look like Ryan Reynolds.

Rebel Wilson Shares Pic Of Her At Her ‘Unhealthiest’, Say’s She’s Proud Of What She Achieved

Good for her. I'll be curious to see what it does to her career. Her persona has been 'the funny fat girl' it will be interesting to see if Hollywood will let her out of that box

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Many of the nerdy women I know can dress up and look glam when they need to, and the next day they're back with the glasses, the pony tail, the comfy shoes and practical clothes. There's nothing life-changing about fancying yourself up, unless you want to spend time with the sort of idiots who are impressed by fancy clothes.

Man Asks If He Was Wrong To Ask A Mom Who Started Breastfeeding Her Baby To Sit At Another Table

What is it with men and female bodily functions? I remember buying tampons for my then girlfriend and these guys making a scene at the cash register. "Dude, you buy those things for your old lady?". I think I answered "Are you 5 years old or something?". I have always been puzzled by this attitude. Breastfeeding is as natural as things get. Sure, you don't want to stare and lick your lips, but at the very least be a grownup and either ignore it or ask if there is something you can do to help (in a busy bar if the mom is having trouble, get your mind out of the gutter). Folks, grow up.

Artist Illustrates Bizarre And Absurd Situations In 50 Funny Comics (New Pics)

Imagine it being like “heeeres jOhnNy!” And popping up with an axe

Artist Illustrates Bizarre And Absurd Situations In 50 Funny Comics (New Pics)

👀🐴Horses have the same problem👀🐴 & 🐋Whales sleep like that (vertically)🐳 Animals are so weird and awesome 😎 (The eye & TNT are well hidden this time.)

This Artist Makes Us Laugh With Single-Panel Comics, Smart And Sarcastic (New Pics)

Unrealistic-Things-In-Movies

Movies - “wtf was that!” Don’t bother turning lights on. Go look... Real life - my wife hears something “wtf was that! Wake up! Go check!!!!!” Turns every single light on, locks the bedroom door behind me, has 911 ready to dial. Constantly yells for me to give an update. Allows me back in the door after triple confirming my identity, using the secret password.... oh that noise? Dog farted.

Unrealistic-Things-In-Movies

People cough and it's always indicative of an incoming terminal illness. A phone rings and it's terrible/pertinent news. In real life people cough because there's something tickling their throat or because they swallowed something funny. You answer a phone call and Liz is trying to sell you a cheap stay in Las Vegas even though you've told that c**t to f**k off more than three times in the last month.

Unrealistic-Things-In-Movies

When the mother of the house has spent four hours making breakfast for the whole family with like 3832523 ingredients that cover the entire kitchen table and the dad or son or whatever walks by, grabs an apple and says they don't have time to eat because they're late for work. I'm pretty sure that person could be legally murdered in real life

Unrealistic-Things-In-Movies

Lead actor sits down at bar: "Get me a beer." Movie Bartender: *silently gets beer* Real-life Bartender: "What? What kind of beer? We've got 20 beers on tap and an extensive bottle list. Do you want a menu or something?"

Unrealistic-Things-In-Movies

I've never seen anyone apprehend criminals while causing millions and millions in damage to the city.

What If They Never Broke Up? I Use A.I. To See What The Kids Of Famous Couples Would Have Looked Like (New 19 Pics)

Looks like a D'melio

What If They Never Broke Up? I Use A.I. To See What The Kids Of Famous Couples Would Have Looked Like (New 19 Pics)

Did they buy her eyes at a Disney gift shop?

What If They Never Broke Up? I Use A.I. To See What The Kids Of Famous Couples Would Have Looked Like (New 19 Pics)

Ryan and Sandra made a Jonas brother.

Chris Evans And Jessica Biel

Ryan Gosling And Sandra Bullock

35 Ladies Share How They Know That Their Boyfriend Or Husband Truly Loves Them

Kiki - get slim ones or use a pad. Problem solved.

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Neighbors

Birds To The Rescue

Not particularly exciting, but amusing. We briefly had a neighbor who was a complete jackass. My personal pet peeve was when he would yell at our kids to "shut up" while they were playing in the backyard. Next to his driveway was a big tree and I noticed he'd throw occasional hissy fits over the birds cr*pping on his car. One week he was out of town but his car was still in the driveway. Each day I put a heaping pile of berries (blueberries, strawberries, etc.) next to the tree. He returned home to a car absolutely COVERED in technicolor bird poop.

300+ Pound Boulder

My house is right on the corner of an area where the road turns into a T, I had issues with people cutting the corner and driving through my yard( one day someone damn near hit my dog) I went and bought a Boulder probably 300 or 400 pounds and put right on the corner. Come winter and we had a bad snowstorm. Someone was coming through in a lifted dodge and hit the Boulder going about 20 and totaled the truck. Since then though I’ve had 0 issues with people.

12 Hour Music Festival

I had a terrible work schedule and had to wake up at 2:30 to be at work by 4. My downstairs neighbors would blare loud music at all hours of the night, and I could feel the bass through my mattress. I went downstairs and politely asked them to turn it down, and they seemed to kindly agree. As soon as I got back in bed, they turned it up even louder and kept it going until about 1:30. Before I left for work at 3:30, I turned over my amplifier so the speaker was facing the floor, turned the volume up, and set my guitar on top of it. I left for my 12-hour shift, and the feedback was still screaming when I came home. The neighbors never blared their music again.

Hope The Dog Wasn’t Punished…

My wife and I had a neighbor who hated us because their family friends who went through a divorce lived there before us, and we bought the house. They were mean to my wife, parked across our driveway when she was about to go to work, threw pieces of wood over our fence, and let their dog cr*p on our lawn without picking it up. I tried talking to them a couple times and was promptly told to f-off. The husband used to brag about his lawn to everyone, so the next time it rained, I threw an entire box of bouillon cubes into their backyard and let the rain melt them into the grass. Their dog absolutely destroyed their yard looking for the smell, and I would make sure to comment on it every chance I got.