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Otto Katz

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Otto Katz • commented on 2 posts 2 hours ago

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

i bet there are a lot of things in China that are punishable by death.

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

the deposit hole is far too high! How's the dog supposed to reach that to put the bottle in??!?!

Otto Katz • upvoted 5 items 7 hours ago

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Otto Katz • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

Neil Patrick Harris And His Family Nail Halloween 2024 Costume Again, Internet Is Obsessed

The kids suddenly look all grown up this year.

“She Then Called The Secret Service”: 30 Of The Worst Neighbor Experiences People Have Ever Had

Cars. Rabid animals. Other cats. Larger animals. Wild animals. A*****e humans. Lots of reasons to keep a cat inside. If you MUST let them out, do so while supervising them. Same for dogs. Supervise them if you don’t have a yard or your yard isn’t fenced.

Neil Patrick Harris And His Family Nail Halloween 2024 Costume Again, Internet Is Obsessed

The kids suddenly look all grown up this year.

“She Then Called The Secret Service”: 30 Of The Worst Neighbor Experiences People Have Ever Had

University of Georgia did a study where they put cameras on DOMESTIC cats to see what they did. 1 in 4 of the cats studied killed, on average, twice a week. 49% of the kills were not eaten, they were just for entertainment. There are 84 MILLION domestic cats in the US so that's 21 MILLION killer cats. The annual body count is 2,912,000,000 that's 2.91 BILLION kills. If the human race were killed of at the same rate 41% of the world's population would be killed every year. Fun fact: a domestic cat, if left in a confined space with its dead owner will start chewing on the corpse within 48 hours even if there is cat food freshly available.

“She Then Called The Secret Service”: 30 Of The Worst Neighbor Experiences People Have Ever Had

You should never let a cat outdoors anyways. They are the number one predator of wild birds. Millions of birds killed every year and the cats do not eat most of those birds. It is a predatory instinct to kill birds. Plus they contract viruses and then when they end up in animal shelters they infect all the other animals.

50 Questions To Prove You’d Do Well on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”

No, it was the first of the four that were listed. The first country world wide to do so was New Zealand in 1893. Why they chose to frame that question that way I don't know.

“She’s Still Alive”: First Person To Use Euthanasia Pod Found With “Strangulation Marks” On Neck

The device is typically used for terminally ill patients. Please don’t give up! I’m 17 and I’ve been there. 15 was one of my hardest years as well, but I PROMISE you it gets better. It’s not easy, but the bad times go away eventually. If you ever wanna talk more, and need a friend who will listen to you with no judgement at all, I’m here for you!

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Otto Katz • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

George Clooney, or Rachel Maddow.

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Waking Ned Devine. Or The Nightmare Before Christmas. Or Far from the Madding Crowd. Or Tom Jones, 1963. All amazing movies you will love. I promise.

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

George Clooney, or Rachel Maddow.

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Waking Ned Devine. Or The Nightmare Before Christmas. Or Far from the Madding Crowd. Or Tom Jones, 1963. All amazing movies you will love. I promise.

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Yep. Neckline is all wrong, pant legs are supposed to be long, it just looks bad.

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Otto Katz • upvoted 13 items 2 days ago

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Mine's coming up in a week, already planned to bypass the usual begging people to come hang out for a few hours. Plan to take myself to my favorite cocktail bar for a couple of drinks then a nice messy seafood boil takeout in front of the tv with a cheesy movie. Currently taking cheesy movie suggestions.

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Messed up on the costume, unless she was going for a slutty Trinity.

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Messed up on the costume, unless she was going for a slutty Trinity.

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

So would your husband.

Lucy Hale

Halle Berry as a witch

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Great except for the unnecessary underbööb.

Macaulay Culkin as Joe Burrow

Kylie Jenner as Barbarella

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Based off the husband's reaction, I think he might have truly believed she was not drinking, not going to bat for her.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Shellfish lover

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Sara, I'm very touched by your post, I hope you're safe. Please take a hug from an Internet mom ❤️

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Man reading this reminds me that pregnancy sounds like such a fúcking nightmare 😅 and I say that as someone who birthed a child at 19 as a result of SA. And it was a relatively good pregnancy, and I raised my child for the first 5 years, but I still see them often and am involved in their interests. Not their fault they were born, and I'd never wish upon anyone the childhood I had. I'm a very mentally ill person. But it's been so long and I still feel the horror. All these pregnancy/birth stories give me heebie-jeebies. Don't have kids young/ at all/ if you're not in a good place/ if you're not 200% sure, y'all!!!

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

I have to take a lot of medication for various reasons and sometimes I'll be looking at the lil pile of pills as I'm about to take them and I get the urge to just dump them in the trash and go about my day like I took them. Then reality hits .37 seconds later and tells me to take my meds and stop being ridiculous. I guess it's like the urge to drive off a bridge or steer into traffic that some ppl get randomly.

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Otto Katz • commented on 11 posts 2 days ago

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Well at least no innocents were hurt.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Happened to my sister's MIL. Lovely woman, but kinda out there. It as oozing fluid by the time she asked my sister to look at it, Sister had to drive her to the ER and have her looked at.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Well at least no innocents were hurt.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Happened to my sister's MIL. Lovely woman, but kinda out there. It as oozing fluid by the time she asked my sister to look at it, Sister had to drive her to the ER and have her looked at.

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

I didn't know they got married. that's nice.

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Nah.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

No no no, Femail rage is your BRA STRAP continuously slipping off your shoulder.Your left shoulder. Every bra strap. Like, you've been constructed crookedly.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

I can't wait to vote! https://www.instagram.com/ilsecofstate/reel/DBtZ_rhoqzc/

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

Damn, that should have won

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

No kink-shaming here!

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

NYTimes has an article about this very subject this week. -1's, and +1's

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

Why are there bones on that plate? Wait, that's not a plate, that's the bottom of a springform pan.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

the best part of a house (apartment) party, is getting the house cleaned for the party, and when it's all over and the dishes are done, you have a clean house!

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Hey Pandas! What's Your Worst Restaurant Story? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, For All You Quilters Out There Show Me What You Got (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Show A Souvenir You Got On A Trip (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Pic Of Your Pet Doing Something Normal Pets Don't Do

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Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Pride Art

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Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Garden (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About The New Updates To This Site? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Some Pictures Of Your Holiday Spirit (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Abstract Art You Made (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us A Pride Flag In Your Home (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Show Us What You Got For Christmas

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Photos Of Wintertime (Closed)

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Otto Katz • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Picture From Halloween In 2022 (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Recent Photo That You Took With Your Phone? (Closed)

Otto Katz • commented on 2 posts 2 hours ago

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

i bet there are a lot of things in China that are punishable by death.

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

the deposit hole is far too high! How's the dog supposed to reach that to put the bottle in??!?!

Otto Katz • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

George Clooney, or Rachel Maddow.

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Waking Ned Devine. Or The Nightmare Before Christmas. Or Far from the Madding Crowd. Or Tom Jones, 1963. All amazing movies you will love. I promise.

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Yep. Neckline is all wrong, pant legs are supposed to be long, it just looks bad.

Otto Katz • commented on 15 posts 2 days ago

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Well at least no innocents were hurt.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Happened to my sister's MIL. Lovely woman, but kinda out there. It as oozing fluid by the time she asked my sister to look at it, Sister had to drive her to the ER and have her looked at.

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

I didn't know they got married. that's nice.

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Nah.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

No no no, Femail rage is your BRA STRAP continuously slipping off your shoulder.Your left shoulder. Every bra strap. Like, you've been constructed crookedly.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

I can't wait to vote! https://www.instagram.com/ilsecofstate/reel/DBtZ_rhoqzc/

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

Damn, that should have won

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

No kink-shaming here!

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

NYTimes has an article about this very subject this week. -1's, and +1's

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

Why are there bones on that plate? Wait, that's not a plate, that's the bottom of a springform pan.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

the best part of a house (apartment) party, is getting the house cleaned for the party, and when it's all over and the dishes are done, you have a clean house!

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

Oh. I'd give anything for a McD's apple pie.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

None of the houses in that neighborhood were damaged. So no way of telling if those straps did a damned thing to save that house.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

But is each piece the size of a Hershey kiss?

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

This can't be real

Otto Katz • upvoted 6 items 2 hours ago

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

Mount Everest can't fly at all 🤨 Nvm I'll show myself out 😂

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

Yes, there reportedly have been instances of not reporting deaths so that the family can keep collecting the government cheques the elderly person was entitled to.

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

"You said you weren't going to factcheck?!!!!"

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

I like that they care about their pandas. But it’s not because of animal rights. They’re slightly less interested in the wellbeing of dogs or, say, certain groups of people

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

That's karmadillo!

Neil Patrick Harris And His Family Nail Halloween 2024 Costume Again, Internet Is Obsessed

The kids suddenly look all grown up this year.

Otto Katz • upvoted 9 items 1 day ago

50 Questions To Prove You’d Do Well on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”

No, it was the first of the four that were listed. The first country world wide to do so was New Zealand in 1893. Why they chose to frame that question that way I don't know.

“She Then Called The Secret Service”: 30 Of The Worst Neighbor Experiences People Have Ever Had

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

So would your husband.

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Funniest-Women-Tweets-October

“She’s Still Alive”: First Person To Use Euthanasia Pod Found With “Strangulation Marks” On Neck

27 Celebrities Who Nailed Their Halloween Costumes This Year

Messed up on the costume, unless she was going for a slutty Trinity.

Otto Katz • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Shellfish lover

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Sara, I'm very touched by your post, I hope you're safe. Please take a hug from an Internet mom ❤️

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Based off the husband's reaction, I think he might have truly believed she was not drinking, not going to bat for her.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

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