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ThatOmniPanda (they/them)

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hiii! I'm 13 and live in the US. I love birds, nature, and other stuff like that, this is a new account, but I've been scrolling bored panda for many moons. If I think ur funny, I'll follow you. Byeee!

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ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • upvoted 32 items 1 year ago

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Wonder why she's single... 🤣

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

The harm of doing good in this twisted world...

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Wonder why she's single... 🤣

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

The harm of doing good in this twisted world...

29 Experiences Of Being In A Relationship With A Big Age Gap, Shared In This Online Group

Sounds like your sister was "groomed" 21 isn't still a fully "developed mind" according to your own words, so stupid.

29 Experiences Of Being In A Relationship With A Big Age Gap, Shared In This Online Group

Reality check the world doesn't give a single f**k to your "mental" age, we had people going to wars at 18, if you're allowed to pretend to be a kid at 18-19, then when is the limit? You're not a child anymore at 18, grow up, Americans trying to victimise their idiotic mistakes they did at 19, by calling themselves kids, their relationship was a transaction basically she got things she wanted and he got someone young which he wanted, f**k off with your victim s**t. Well said, Chl

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

If the Genders had been reversed the teacher would have gotten the full blast...

32 Things That Only Attractive People Can Get Away With, As Shared In This Viral Thread

A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart. When the pretty goes, then you are truly fu*ked.

30 Dumb Ways To Get Fired On Day One, As Seen In These Entertaining Examples

A LOT of teachers are like this. They just don’t get caught.

I Wonder If She Can Swim?

Mom Cuts Her Toddler’s Hair Off Because She Doesn’t Want To Brush It Anymore

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Well, every Tuesday night we have a secret meeting where we decide how to best maintain the patriarchy, other than that, not much.

26 Artifacts Considered To Be The Only Ones Of Their Kind Left Today, As Pointed Out In This Online Community

"Avoid Rome. Theodosius II is still pis**d off about his magazine."

“She Faked The Whole Pregnancy”: 45 People Share Dark Secrets They Know About Other People That Could Ruin Their Lives

Are you new to the world?

“She Faked The Whole Pregnancy”: 45 People Share Dark Secrets They Know About Other People That Could Ruin Their Lives

...I'm not quite sure that's the takeaway here lol

“She Faked The Whole Pregnancy”: 45 People Share Dark Secrets They Know About Other People That Could Ruin Their Lives

She was the one who chose to keep the baby though… I realize this will probably get downvoted.

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?

“You’re a big guy, you could ‘set the kids down’” while being offered a special education job that i was not qualified for. They just wanted a football coach

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?

"Oh, no no no! Here sweetie, play with this *action figure!* That *doll* is for girls only!"

40 Surprising Maps That Show A Completely Different Side To The World We Live In (New Pics)

Really disappointed. Most are just pointless and ridiculous and the rest needed more context. I'm British and had to Google " right to roam": Your right to roam. You can access some land across England without having to use paths - this land is known as ‘open access land’ or ‘access land’. Yet in countryside areas in the UK there are thousands of public footpaths; official trails through open fields and woodland but rarely any actual path. None of this info was detailed on the Right to Roam map post.

30 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The "Cursed Comments" Instagram Page

Click here --> for some great recipes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

Gingerbread_Cat reply

Horses [takes out] more people every year in Australia than all the other beasties combined. Everyone thinks it's the spiders and snakes that'll get you, but it's the horses you've really got to watch.

This-Is-Violently-American-Posts

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A girl from my high school went to Hawaii on vacation with her friends and some of their parents while her boyfriend stayed home. While she was there, she got really drunk and ended up having a threesome with 2 other boys she met on the beach. Well, her friends saw what happened and she was worried her boyfriend would find out, so she claimed she was r**ed. After a crazy 48 hours for her and the boys she slept with, she finally admitted she was not raped and that all of the acts were consensual...only after the two boys had been processed, arrested and charged with rape. She quickly left the state. Her boyfriend still doesn't know. Found out from a family friend of hers that I know well. What a c**t.

This Artist Creates Dark Humor Comics With Unexpected Twists And Here Are His 40 Recent Works

roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy s**t that escalated quickly

50 Examples Of "Sigma Males" Shared By This Twitter Account

Lets take a moment to appreciate the dog pfp... Awwwww..

"I Can’t Get Into The Water": 30 Spine-Chilling Survival Stories From People That Were Caught In Catastrophes

The ending of this post is heartbreaking. Really heartbreaking. This individual stood by her side though, every step of the way. That’s a beautiful soul I wish everyone had. A beautiful soul and terrific patience.

glisteningdinkus reply

Lack of evidence supporting the existence of god.

29 Skeletons In The Closet That These Folks Still Hide From Their Families, As Shared Online

good point. this... doesn't seem like it's going to end well...

Hey Pandas, What’s A Book Or Movie Trope You Can’t Stand? (Closed)

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Happened In Your Life That You Wish Happened Again? (Closed)

Its just that I would like to have that time back again in my life. My childhood, when I was all happy and content

This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones

Are you a birder?? :)

This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones

Same

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ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones

Are you a birder?? :)

This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones

You uncultured piece of space rock, you dare disrespect the greatest movie of all time?

29 Unique Causes For Terminating An Employee, As Listed In This Online Community

That sounds like something I might do...

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

ME TOO

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Hey Pandas, Has A Friend Ever Betrayed You? (Closed)

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ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Has A Friend Ever Betrayed You? (Closed)

ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Biggest Red Flag In A Friendship? (Closed)

This has really helped me realize how toxic one of my friends is, thanks :)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Book Or Movie Trope You Can’t Stand? (Closed)

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones

Are you a birder?? :)

This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones

You uncultured piece of space rock, you dare disrespect the greatest movie of all time?

29 Unique Causes For Terminating An Employee, As Listed In This Online Community

That sounds like something I might do...

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

ME TOO

50 Times People Attempted To Recreate Their Photos From The Past And The Result Was Hilariously Wholesome (New Pics)

Hear me out, does it look like the daughter's feet are stuck together in the second pic?

"[Am I The Jerk] For Ignoring What My Fiancée's Parents Wanted And Wore My Wedding Dress To Her Funeral?"

On a post about someone's untimely and saddening death, this is disgusting to me

Couple Asks The Internet For Help Photoshopping A Shirtless Guy Out Of A Pic, The Internet Does Its Thing (40 Pics)

This...is perfection

40 Times Karma Came Back To Bite And People Were Served The Most Epic Revenge

This is just mean, wait staff work very hard to serve you food :(

40 Times Karma Came Back To Bite And People Were Served The Most Epic Revenge

If thou shalt getteth me grapes, may the fires of hell rain upon your mortal soul, for thou shall suffer my wrath!! /joke

40 Times Karma Came Back To Bite And People Were Served The Most Epic Revenge

Im so sorry! You get a virtual hug :) <3

40 Times Karma Came Back To Bite And People Were Served The Most Epic Revenge

*le gasp* I have found my friend while scrolling on bp (unless this isn't your account, otherwise awkward :\)

ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

The harm of doing good in this twisted world...

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Wonder why she's single... 🤣

29 Experiences Of Being In A Relationship With A Big Age Gap, Shared In This Online Group

Sounds like your sister was "groomed" 21 isn't still a fully "developed mind" according to your own words, so stupid.

29 Experiences Of Being In A Relationship With A Big Age Gap, Shared In This Online Group

Mom Cuts Her Toddler’s Hair Off Because She Doesn’t Want To Brush It Anymore

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

32 Things That Only Attractive People Can Get Away With, As Shared In This Viral Thread

A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart. When the pretty goes, then you are truly fu*ked.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

If the Genders had been reversed the teacher would have gotten the full blast...

30 Dumb Ways To Get Fired On Day One, As Seen In These Entertaining Examples

A LOT of teachers are like this. They just don’t get caught.

I Wonder If She Can Swim?

laconicflow reply

Well, every Tuesday night we have a secret meeting where we decide how to best maintain the patriarchy, other than that, not much.

26 Artifacts Considered To Be The Only Ones Of Their Kind Left Today, As Pointed Out In This Online Community

"Avoid Rome. Theodosius II is still pis**d off about his magazine."

“She Faked The Whole Pregnancy”: 45 People Share Dark Secrets They Know About Other People That Could Ruin Their Lives

Are you new to the world?

“She Faked The Whole Pregnancy”: 45 People Share Dark Secrets They Know About Other People That Could Ruin Their Lives

...I'm not quite sure that's the takeaway here lol

joh_n reply

“She Faked The Whole Pregnancy”: 45 People Share Dark Secrets They Know About Other People That Could Ruin Their Lives

She was the one who chose to keep the baby though… I realize this will probably get downvoted.

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

I know, right?! Luckily, it's mostly women who go to war and work in highly dangerous and physically-laborious jobs.

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

Sooo it's possible that I don't understand this but it kind seems like Susan Green is hating on the entire male sex which seems rude to me. correct me if I'm wrong but are they saying men wouldn't have the willpower or pain tolerance to give birth? I feel like most women are scared out of their minds about giving birth and plenty of dudes would be just as sacred but push through it all the same(see what I did there ;) ). Also, I am a teenager guy so I'm far from an expert on the topic but I would never intentionally be rude to a mother or suggest that giving birth is unimpeded in any way.

Gingerbread_Cat reply

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?

“You’re a big guy, you could ‘set the kids down’” while being offered a special education job that i was not qualified for. They just wanted a football coach