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ThatOmniPanda (they/them)
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hiii! I'm 13 and live in the US. I love birds, nature, and other stuff like that, this is a new account, but I've been scrolling bored panda for many moons. If I think ur funny, I'll follow you. Byeee!
ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • upvoted 32 items 1 year ago
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Well, every Tuesday night we have a secret meeting where we decide how to best maintain the patriarchy, other than that, not much.Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?
“You’re a big guy, you could ‘set the kids down’” while being offered a special education job that i was not qualified for. They just wanted a football coachHey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?
"Oh, no no no! Here sweetie, play with this *action figure!* That *doll* is for girls only!"Gingerbread_Cat reply
Horses [takes out] more people every year in Australia than all the other beasties combined. Everyone thinks it's the spiders and snakes that'll get you, but it's the horses you've really got to watch.joh_n reply
A girl from my high school went to Hawaii on vacation with her friends and some of their parents while her boyfriend stayed home. While she was there, she got really drunk and ended up having a threesome with 2 other boys she met on the beach. Well, her friends saw what happened and she was worried her boyfriend would find out, so she claimed she was r**ed. After a crazy 48 hours for her and the boys she slept with, she finally admitted she was not raped and that all of the acts were consensual...only after the two boys had been processed, arrested and charged with rape. She quickly left the state. Her boyfriend still doesn't know. Found out from a family friend of hers that I know well. What a c**t.Show All 32 Upvotes
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Well, every Tuesday night we have a secret meeting where we decide how to best maintain the patriarchy, other than that, not much.joh_n reply
A girl from my high school went to Hawaii on vacation with her friends and some of their parents while her boyfriend stayed home. While she was there, she got really drunk and ended up having a threesome with 2 other boys she met on the beach. Well, her friends saw what happened and she was worried her boyfriend would find out, so she claimed she was r**ed. After a crazy 48 hours for her and the boys she slept with, she finally admitted she was not raped and that all of the acts were consensual...only after the two boys had been processed, arrested and charged with rape. She quickly left the state. Her boyfriend still doesn't know. Found out from a family friend of hers that I know well. What a c**t.Gingerbread_Cat reply
Horses [takes out] more people every year in Australia than all the other beasties combined. Everyone thinks it's the spiders and snakes that'll get you, but it's the horses you've really got to watch. ThatOmniPanda (they/them) • is following 4 people
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