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Unicorn Doomsday
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Hey! My BP name used to be Kennedy Longworth in case anybody was wondering! I like muffins, snakes, and Pirates of the Carribean.
Unicorn Doomsday • upvoted 28 items 3 years ago
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me: it's unfortunate that it's cloudy tonight, so we can't see the stars. friend: "ohhhh, so THAT'S why you don't see the stars sometimes" Apparently she thought only some nights were starry because of the Earth's rotation or something.
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My ex wife (wife at the time) came home late, said she had a flat tire and that her and her girlfriend were able to put the spare on (I taught her that) then she said there was something she didn't understand. She said she saw a screw in the tire and wanted to know that if the screw was in the top of the tire, why was the bottom flat.
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A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!
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'It's not an MLM, you have to pay for those and they are illegal... I only paid £50 to get started'
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I was walking in a very popular, touristy park in the city I live in. There is a totem pole at the edge of the park that is very nice. While walking past I was asked by someone "Where can I buy seeds to grow one of these trees?" (person points to the totem pole) I said "It's a totem pole... They're carved from a tree. You can't grow them yourself." The person was flabbergasted.
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Someone told me that John Lennon was, in fact, the first president to be assassinated.
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My step sister told me we should see the PG-13 movie because PG meant 'pretty good.
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A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!Dumbest-Things-People-Said
'It's not an MLM, you have to pay for those and they are illegal... I only paid £50 to get started'Dumbest-Things-People-Said
My step sister told me we should see the PG-13 movie because PG meant 'pretty good.Dumbest-Things-People-Said
me: it's unfortunate that it's cloudy tonight, so we can't see the stars. friend: "ohhhh, so THAT'S why you don't see the stars sometimes" Apparently she thought only some nights were starry because of the Earth's rotation or something.Dumbest-Things-People-Said
Someone told me that John Lennon was, in fact, the first president to be assassinated.Dumbest-Things-People-Said
My ex wife (wife at the time) came home late, said she had a flat tire and that her and her girlfriend were able to put the spare on (I taught her that) then she said there was something she didn't understand. She said she saw a screw in the tire and wanted to know that if the screw was in the top of the tire, why was the bottom flat.Dumbest-Things-People-Said
I was walking in a very popular, touristy park in the city I live in. There is a totem pole at the edge of the park that is very nice. While walking past I was asked by someone "Where can I buy seeds to grow one of these trees?" (person points to the totem pole) I said "It's a totem pole... They're carved from a tree. You can't grow them yourself." The person was flabbergasted. Unicorn Doomsday • is following 2 people
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