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Unicorn Doomsday

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Unicorn Doomsday

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Hey! My BP name used to be Kennedy Longworth in case anybody was wondering! I like muffins, snakes, and Pirates of the Carribean.

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Unicorn Doomsday • upvoted 31 items 3 years ago

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

in their defense, the rocks were VERY shiny...

I Had A Maternity Photoshoot Based On The Legendary Roles Jack Black Has Played (11 Pics)

I want to be friends with this person. Like now

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

in their defense, the rocks were VERY shiny...

I Had A Maternity Photoshoot Based On The Legendary Roles Jack Black Has Played (11 Pics)

I want to be friends with this person. Like now

I Had A Maternity Photoshoot Based On The Legendary Roles Jack Black Has Played (11 Pics)

Fall in love with your expressions, creativity and humour- you rock !

I Had A Jack-Black-Themed Maternity Shoot

Goofy-Gods-Comics-2021

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

how about 1000⅛

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

do you have a brain in your head or is it nonexistent?

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

IT WAS 10 DEGREES CELCIUS?!

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

no john lennon was the first lemon to be eaten everybody knows that

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

me: 1,001 Everyone: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

The real question is why AREN'T people Canadian....

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

me: it's unfortunate that it's cloudy tonight, so we can't see the stars. friend: "ohhhh, so THAT'S why you don't see the stars sometimes" Apparently she thought only some nights were starry because of the Earth's rotation or something.

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

My ex wife (wife at the time) came home late, said she had a flat tire and that her and her girlfriend were able to put the spare on (I taught her that) then she said there was something she didn't understand. She said she saw a screw in the tire and wanted to know that if the screw was in the top of the tire, why was the bottom flat.

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

'It's not an MLM, you have to pay for those and they are illegal... I only paid £50 to get started'

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

I was walking in a very popular, touristy park in the city I live in. There is a totem pole at the edge of the park that is very nice. While walking past I was asked by someone "Where can I buy seeds to grow one of these trees?" (person points to the totem pole) I said "It's a totem pole... They're carved from a tree. You can't grow them yourself." The person was flabbergasted.

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

"Why are people Canadian?"

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

Someone told me that John Lennon was, in fact, the first president to be assassinated.

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

My step sister told me we should see the PG-13 movie because PG meant 'pretty good.

I Create Comics Based On Silly And Awkward Everyday Situations (40 Pics)

why would you not say it has pockets? the moment i found out my dress had pockets I started running around the house screaming it at the top of my lungs

I Create Comics Based On Silly And Awkward Everyday Situations (40 Pics)

what is so awesome about that i just were a jacket/sweatshirt

This Comic Artist Has Over 3.7M Fans On Social Media, And Here Are 40 Of His Funniest New Comics

egg sac

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

Come on Sherry, grow up! A traitor of what? Trump? I'm sorry you're salty about Joe Biden being the president, but in the long run, it doesn't matter!

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest And Weirdest Stock Photos (Closed)

tf????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Unicorn Doomsday • commented on 9 posts 3 years ago

This Comic Artist Has Over 3.7M Fans On Social Media, And Here Are 40 Of His Funniest New Comics

@HenryCheves ohhhhhh whoops

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

Come on Sherry, grow up! A traitor of what? Trump? I'm sorry you're salty about Joe Biden being the president, but in the long run, it doesn't matter!

This Comic Artist Has Over 3.7M Fans On Social Media, And Here Are 40 Of His Funniest New Comics

@HenryCheves ohhhhhh whoops

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

Come on Sherry, grow up! A traitor of what? Trump? I'm sorry you're salty about Joe Biden being the president, but in the long run, it doesn't matter!

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

Unrelated, but a heartwarming post!

People Are Loving This Online Group That Is Dedicated To Sharing Pictures Of The Fluffiest Cats Ever (50 Pics)

Poof

People Are Loving This Online Group That Is Dedicated To Sharing Pictures Of The Fluffiest Cats Ever (50 Pics)

I neeeeeeds it!

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

The wallpaper looks cooler tbh

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

No prob! Nobody is gonna judge you!

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

I is a loaf.

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

Haha! I like how they had to print out a sign for this!

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Unicorn Doomsday • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas! What #showerthoughts Do You Think Are The Most Interesting?

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Unicorn Doomsday • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

This Comic Artist Has Over 3.7M Fans On Social Media, And Here Are 40 Of His Funniest New Comics

@HenryCheves ohhhhhh whoops

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

Come on Sherry, grow up! A traitor of what? Trump? I'm sorry you're salty about Joe Biden being the president, but in the long run, it doesn't matter!

“A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK”

Unrelated, but a heartwarming post!

People Are Loving This Online Group That Is Dedicated To Sharing Pictures Of The Fluffiest Cats Ever (50 Pics)

Poof

People Are Loving This Online Group That Is Dedicated To Sharing Pictures Of The Fluffiest Cats Ever (50 Pics)

I neeeeeeds it!

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

The wallpaper looks cooler tbh

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

No prob! Nobody is gonna judge you!

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

I is a loaf.

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

Haha! I like how they had to print out a sign for this!

"Karen" Keeps Leaving Notes Complaining About Woman's Decorations, Woman Responds By Adding Even More

THIS WOMAN IS EVERYTHING I WANT TO BE!

This Museum Of Witchcraft And Magic Exhibited My Collection Of Photos, Occult Items, And Other Creepy Stuff (47 Pics)

This one is crazy!

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

K-k-kirby?

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

THAT NOPE ROPE IS HUNGRY!

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

It's not a fat cat anymore, it's a fatto catto now!

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

It will be mine.

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

You mean amoosed!

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

Mr Chonky Bear

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

It looks like a pretty green rock.

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

MC SPAGHETTI?!?! WHAT THE HECK I NEED THIS!

This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It's Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big

Om nom tastes like Halloween!

Unicorn Doomsday • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

in their defense, the rocks were VERY shiny...

I Create Comics Based On Silly And Awkward Everyday Situations (40 Pics)

what is so awesome about that i just were a jacket/sweatshirt

I Create Comics Based On Silly And Awkward Everyday Situations (40 Pics)

why would you not say it has pockets? the moment i found out my dress had pockets I started running around the house screaming it at the top of my lungs

The Only Way You'll Lose Your Head Looking At These 11 Religious Cartoons Is By Laughing

Yes, my grandpa's side of the family is Muslim and this is a little discriminatory.

I Had A Maternity Photoshoot Based On The Legendary Roles Jack Black Has Played (11 Pics)

Fall in love with your expressions, creativity and humour- you rock !

I Had A Maternity Photoshoot Based On The Legendary Roles Jack Black Has Played (11 Pics)

I want to be friends with this person. Like now

I Had A Maternity Photoshoot Based On The Legendary Roles Jack Black Has Played (11 Pics)

I Had A Jack-Black-Themed Maternity Shoot

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

do you have a brain in your head or is it nonexistent?

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

IT WAS 10 DEGREES CELCIUS?!

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

"Why are people Canadian?"

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

The real question is why AREN'T people Canadian....

Dumbest-Things-People-Said

A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!