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Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
If a zombie outbreak occurred, I would steal someone's boat and sail to the Quinngua Valley in Greenland, it's the only forested part of Greenland, and the Vikings settled there for thousands of years.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Get my family to our off-grid cabin up in the hills. Then, wait for as much of the initial mayhem to die down, and head north. Find a new place to settle down up there, holing up during the summer, and venturing out when it is freezing. (Dead flesh still freezes solid, even if the frozen creature does not die). Stock up on supplies, break as many frozen zombies as possible, and return to the crib before the spring thaw. Stay heavily armed, vigilant, and stocked. Learn how to repair and maintain everything we use, as well as how to cultivate food in greenhouses. I think that about covers it. Yup, as soon as I get that off-grid cabin built, I'll be ready.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
If a zombie outbreak occurred, I would steal someone's boat and sail to the Quinngua Valley in Greenland, it's the only forested part of Greenland, and the Vikings settled there for thousands of years.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Get my family to our off-grid cabin up in the hills. Then, wait for as much of the initial mayhem to die down, and head north. Find a new place to settle down up there, holing up during the summer, and venturing out when it is freezing. (Dead flesh still freezes solid, even if the frozen creature does not die). Stock up on supplies, break as many frozen zombies as possible, and return to the crib before the spring thaw. Stay heavily armed, vigilant, and stocked. Learn how to repair and maintain everything we use, as well as how to cultivate food in greenhouses. I think that about covers it. Yup, as soon as I get that off-grid cabin built, I'll be ready.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
i'd take all my loved ones (friends, family) and make a resistance with a cool name or something. then we'd make a plan to survive and we'd probably go underground or something until the zombie craze dies downHey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
In my dreams: A: Runs away to a remote island in the middle of nowhere with some friends and family and lives there for the rest of my life B: Get supplies from the nearby mall and board up in there with a team of people, eventually murder all the zombies and become heroes(this would totally happen...totally totally) Realistically: A: I'm running away from some zombies and I trip and fall off of a cliff...dies B: Goes insane and tries to be friends with zombies...goes about as well as you would expectHey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
I grew up on a farm. I already know how to grow food, hunt food, and be quiet in the woods. So, my plan is just sit back and wait for everyone else to run out of bullets (can you tell I'm in the US?), then sell my potatoes and beans as the new gold. I have nothing about my home that screams "Great bunker for end of the world!" so it's highly unlikely anyone'll even try to break through the fence. I allow our perimeter to be overgrown with nasty stuff on purpose (ever seen poison ivy thick as your arm?). And so forth and so on. TLDR: Stay put, live like my gramps did 100 years ago, watch the world burn.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Since it's unlikely it will start anywhere near the village I live in: Plan A) Cut the forests around for logs and build a pallisade using the outer line of buildings as wall. Power can be provided by the renewable sources we have around, food comes from our local farmers. We also have some hunters and metal workshops, so weapons won't be a problem either. Plan B) Meet up with my best friend, grab some of the guns her father has on his shooting range and find a remote, defendable position that isn't too obvious and would attract a lot of other people (like supermarkets) - probably one of the old mines around.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Get bitten because it’s definitely a no win situation battling them.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Find a group of dependable people, find the nearest defensible area, barricade the doors, see what I can weaponize, check if my phone works. In that order. If we're stuck there for a while, I would assign everyone jobs based on skillsets, create a plan in case we get attacked, and once the coast is clear, take out a small group to look for resources (food, water, blankets, etc). That's the plan, anyway. Realistically, I'd probably trip over my own shoelaces and get eaten immediately.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Give up and join the new rebellion! Humans are overratedHey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
First, I would take my family (if they aren't zombies) and buy guns and weapons. Then we would go to Target and kill the zombies in there and board up the place like doors and windows maybe and then live there 'till we die.
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Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
If a zombie outbreak occurred, I would steal someone's boat and sail to the Quinngua Valley in Greenland, it's the only forested part of Greenland, and the Vikings settled there for thousands of years.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Get my family to our off-grid cabin up in the hills. Then, wait for as much of the initial mayhem to die down, and head north. Find a new place to settle down up there, holing up during the summer, and venturing out when it is freezing. (Dead flesh still freezes solid, even if the frozen creature does not die). Stock up on supplies, break as many frozen zombies as possible, and return to the crib before the spring thaw. Stay heavily armed, vigilant, and stocked. Learn how to repair and maintain everything we use, as well as how to cultivate food in greenhouses. I think that about covers it. Yup, as soon as I get that off-grid cabin built, I'll be ready.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
In my dreams: A: Runs away to a remote island in the middle of nowhere with some friends and family and lives there for the rest of my life B: Get supplies from the nearby mall and board up in there with a team of people, eventually murder all the zombies and become heroes(this would totally happen...totally totally) Realistically: A: I'm running away from some zombies and I trip and fall off of a cliff...dies B: Goes insane and tries to be friends with zombies...goes about as well as you would expectHey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Since it's unlikely it will start anywhere near the village I live in: Plan A) Cut the forests around for logs and build a pallisade using the outer line of buildings as wall. Power can be provided by the renewable sources we have around, food comes from our local farmers. We also have some hunters and metal workshops, so weapons won't be a problem either. Plan B) Meet up with my best friend, grab some of the guns her father has on his shooting range and find a remote, defendable position that isn't too obvious and would attract a lot of other people (like supermarkets) - probably one of the old mines around.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
I grew up on a farm. I already know how to grow food, hunt food, and be quiet in the woods. So, my plan is just sit back and wait for everyone else to run out of bullets (can you tell I'm in the US?), then sell my potatoes and beans as the new gold. I have nothing about my home that screams "Great bunker for end of the world!" so it's highly unlikely anyone'll even try to break through the fence. I allow our perimeter to be overgrown with nasty stuff on purpose (ever seen poison ivy thick as your arm?). And so forth and so on. TLDR: Stay put, live like my gramps did 100 years ago, watch the world burn.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
i'd take all my loved ones (friends, family) and make a resistance with a cool name or something. then we'd make a plan to survive and we'd probably go underground or something until the zombie craze dies downHey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
First, I would take my family (if they aren't zombies) and buy guns and weapons. Then we would go to Target and kill the zombies in there and board up the place like doors and windows maybe and then live there 'till we die.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Get bitten because it’s definitely a no win situation battling them.Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Find a group of dependable people, find the nearest defensible area, barricade the doors, see what I can weaponize, check if my phone works. In that order. If we're stuck there for a while, I would assign everyone jobs based on skillsets, create a plan in case we get attacked, and once the coast is clear, take out a small group to look for resources (food, water, blankets, etc). That's the plan, anyway. Realistically, I'd probably trip over my own shoelaces and get eaten immediately.
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