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Toast • commented on a post 1 year ago

Love Is In The Air And These 35 Valentine’s Day Facts Make It Even More Potent

Those little pastel-colored hearts that taste like sweet chalk and have stuff like "be mine" or "hugs"

Toast • commented on 26 posts 2 years ago

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 50 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

A tree arm holding a dead fuzzy wuzzit?

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

Dwayne????

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 50 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

A tree arm holding a dead fuzzy wuzzit?

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

Dwayne????

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

Where would you put this painting of boobs in your house? Just imagine putting it up above your fireplace like a grand trophy! Guests would either be appalled or thrilled to see boobs straight when they walk in....

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

How are her thighs and calves not cold?

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

This seems like my dream when I grow old and wrinkled...just bein' a cat lady and enjoying some pot...with a cheesecake too...

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

Such badassery!

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

I wasn't born during his times, but Mr. Rogers was great. But for every bright light like him, there's always a 100 more broken bulbs to dim his fluorescence.

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

What happened to poor Ingrid?

I Created 20 Images Of Saints With The Help Of AI To See What They Could Have Looked Like

Isn't Virgin Mary and Mary the same thing?

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Why are you eating dogs 😨

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

Uh...shouldnt they be protesting against the designer, not the model? The model doesn't choose what they wear, right? I don't know I don't work in fashion or anything and my closet looks like a typhoon hit it

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

Pictures like this show LGBTQIA+ is not a new thing. You know, in Ancient Greek times, if there was a hole, there was a goal!!!! Search up Sappho too.

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

It happened a lot back then, to "prevent trouble". Like you know young adults, if the woman gets pregnant before marriage, have a "shotgun" wedding because of beliefs and all that? Sorta like that.

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

Would you rather find a way to cage a tiger that attacks every week or a lion that attacks every year? Probably the tiger. Kinda like that, it's better to find a birth control for men because it's easier for them to make pregnancies. A man can impregnate multiple women in the same week but a woman can be pregnant for 8-12 months and her body takes 7 years to fully recover

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

Does that mean old ladies with saggy tits get 100+ men?????

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

Uh uh...a pregnancy fetish? Again, no kink shaming here but I've never heard of that

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

So he's saying he's a baby?

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

At least they accepted they were wrong instead of arguing "NOOOOOOoOoOoOo PEE coMes oUt of thE vAginA yoU duMb B***H"

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

Seems the blow up doll market is going up.

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

That'd be so nice...I could just wake up in the morning, push all the blood out, and go on with my day!

Funny Writing Errors I Found In Some Clothing Stores In Taiwan (28 Pics)

"Jimmy, you forgot to clean your room again." *chchk* "Good night sweetie, don't let the bed bugs bite."

“I Have To Nurse In The Bathroom Or Guest Bedroom”: Woman ‘Breaks The Rule’ And Breastfeeds Her Newborn Around Her FIL, Gets Called A Jerk

If you don't wanna see a breastfeeding boob because it makes you "uncomfortable", don't look. Clearly this FIL was being a creep and staring at OP's chest. Also, breasts are baby food. Nothing sexual. Society has just made them sexual. Edit: Adding on, lots of people try to justify feeling umcomfortable like "Well then how come I'm not allowed to walk around naked? Yall can just not look". Well, breastfeeding is IMPORTANT AND NEEDED FOR THE BABY. I don't know what reason people have to walk around naked.

25 Times Great Tragedies Happened While These TV Shows Were Being Filmed And They Dealt With It In The Most Respectful Way

Sadly, I think some parents still complained that their children were "too young to learn about death". I honestly gotta disagree, teach your kid the natural ways of life before they break their little hearts.

50 Photos Of People Who Are Having A Worse Day At Work Than You (New Pics)

One of my teacher's classroom looked like this, but no plastic bag, instead it was just a nasty bucket with mold growing in it due to the gross water dripping.

People Are Ironically Cracking Up At These 30 Awkward And Outdated Jokes, As Shared In This ‘Baby Boomer Humor’ Online Group

"I just figured you needed to diet, with all those chocolate chip cookies and all..."

Netizen Wonders "What Is An American Thing But Americans Think Everyone Outside Of America Does It?", Gets 30 Responses

When I was a little kid, in elementary school, I didn't want to stand up for the PoA. My leg hurt. However, my old man teacher, Mr. D[ickhead], told me to stand up anyways or I would be sent to the principals office. I was sent, and given a scold on honoring the flag or smth.

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Toast • upvoted 13 items 2 years ago

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

Also, the guy in question was an ex fiancé who had ties to the Mafia and was trying to unsuccessfully get back into her life. He waited for an opportunity to kidnap her with a bunch of his cronies when her father was out of the house, took her to a remote farmhouse and raped her repeatedly.

Funny Writing Errors I Found In Some Clothing Stores In Taiwan (28 Pics)

Holy s**t Monika that escalated

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

Woman Told To “Go Screw Herself” After She Stuck Up For Her Daughter Who Didn’t Want To Hug A Relative

Oh sweetie this is SO NOT OKAY. I think the others have covered most of what needs to be pointed out here but I'd like to offer you a resource to help you work through this and begin to form a safety plan for getting away from him when you can. www.rainn.org is an excellent organization (Råpe Abuse and Incėst National Network) that has both a 24 hour hotline and a chat feature on the website, both completely anonymous, that will assist in connecting you to local resources who can help you further and improve your safety and well being. There is a TON of useful information on the website as well. Please don't feel like you aren't allowed to set and reinforce your boundaries, they are YOURS and NOBODY is permitted to violate them. I'm rooting for you 100% ❤

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Amen well said!!!

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Oh great, now I can feel the crunch in my mouth.

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

do you struggle with how the church treats us? not slamming you; I'm genuinely curious

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

They don’t think about. And that is just even more insane to me. Progressive thought and sacrifice (sometimes literally) paved the way for the rights we enjoy today.

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Unions! Unions! Unions!

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

The UK 'Govmint' wants to ban certain types of protests as well as strikes. Their conservative media outlets keep saying that people 'are fed up' with delays and trouble that strikes and protests cause. WE ARE NOT! I support it even if my package or train or nurse is a few hours or even a few days late! How else will anyone have justice and a fair wage?!

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Because we mostly want law and order

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Toast • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Toast • commented on a post 1 year ago

Love Is In The Air And These 35 Valentine’s Day Facts Make It Even More Potent

Those little pastel-colored hearts that taste like sweet chalk and have stuff like "be mine" or "hugs"

Toast • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 50 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

A tree arm holding a dead fuzzy wuzzit?

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

Dwayne????

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

How are her thighs and calves not cold?

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

This seems like my dream when I grow old and wrinkled...just bein' a cat lady and enjoying some pot...with a cheesecake too...

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

Such badassery!

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

I wasn't born during his times, but Mr. Rogers was great. But for every bright light like him, there's always a 100 more broken bulbs to dim his fluorescence.

'Historical Leaks': 50 Must-See Historical Pictures, Ranging From Wholesome To Heartbreaking

What happened to poor Ingrid?

I Created 20 Images Of Saints With The Help Of AI To See What They Could Have Looked Like

Isn't Virgin Mary and Mary the same thing?

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Why are you eating dogs 😨

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

Pictures like this show LGBTQIA+ is not a new thing. You know, in Ancient Greek times, if there was a hole, there was a goal!!!! Search up Sappho too.

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

It happened a lot back then, to "prevent trouble". Like you know young adults, if the woman gets pregnant before marriage, have a "shotgun" wedding because of beliefs and all that? Sorta like that.

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

Does that mean old ladies with saggy tits get 100+ men?????

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

Uh uh...a pregnancy fetish? Again, no kink shaming here but I've never heard of that

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

So he's saying he's a baby?

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

At least they accepted they were wrong instead of arguing "NOOOOOOoOoOoOo PEE coMes oUt of thE vAginA yoU duMb B***H"

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

Seems the blow up doll market is going up.

Toast • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

26 Myths That Might Have Originated Because People With Poor Eyesight Had No Access To Glasses, As Shared On Twitter

My fave superhero

Funny Writing Errors I Found In Some Clothing Stores In Taiwan (28 Pics)

I SNORTED

Funny Writing Errors I Found In Some Clothing Stores In Taiwan (28 Pics)

Holy s**t Monika that escalated

Funny 98 Bald Jokes That Will Make Your Day

Ah, the never-ending forehead.

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50 Photos Of People Who Are Having A Worse Day At Work Than You (New Pics)

As a Christian- what the actual F**K?

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

We don't even let women have a say in what happens to their bodies. What makes you think we'll pay any employee a decent wage? The American dream has been reduced to being alive from one day to the next.

Woman Told To “Go Screw Herself” After She Stuck Up For Her Daughter Who Didn’t Want To Hug A Relative

30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling

You don't want kids. If you change your mind, adopt one - would, kind of, be wholesome on a some whole level, you know ... you didn't grow up as siblings ... keep it to the two of you, don't tell anyone and continue as if you didn't know. Would be my advice. Seriously, if there aren't any genetic disorders or something to be expected to happen, and you never saw each other as Sister and Brother, who has any right to mind? You have. No one else. They won't agree, so just don't tell them. If I may allow myself to give any advice, this would be it.

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Because we mostly want law and order

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

I will never understand how women and LGBTQ people count themselves as being republicans. This is the one legal group in America that will, by force of law, bring harm upon you. They want you in their group for face value and nothing more. I'd be willing to say that they care less for you than they do 'for the children'.

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Amen well said!!!

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

do you struggle with how the church treats us? not slamming you; I'm genuinely curious

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Up With People!!

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

I mean, you could get your union to dress up as ghosts...

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Unions are the only reason we anything!

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

Unions! Unions! Unions!

50 Times Insanely Rich People Got Called Out By People Online (New Posts)

They don’t think about. And that is just even more insane to me. Progressive thought and sacrifice (sometimes literally) paved the way for the rights we enjoy today.

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