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why does socrates look so cute in the last 3 panels like aww

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Foxtrottings reply

I can't remember the word "lid" half the time. So during work I sometimes run to the back in search of "drink hats". I get weird looks a lot...

the_slippery_shoe reply

This came to my mind when I read a post on Reddit where a girl called a feather a "bird leaf".

Kitty-Zombie reply

My buddy once referred to an air horn as 'spray scream'.

goatywizard reply

At one point I started googling "map of the year" because my brain short-circuited and I couldn't recall the word "calendar".

NiteliteBunnyFrite reply

Sausage tweezers My husband wanted me to pass him the cooking tongs.

Arie008 reply

When my sister was young, she didn't know the word "cemetary" so she just called it a "dead-people field".

Pepsistopheles reply

At Target, I asked for "a can of bug-murder". I forgot "insecticide" or even "bug spray". The dude took it in stride, didn't flinch.

bad_idea_theater reply

I can't remember who said it, but ever since I heard a person call a cupcake a party muffin they are permanently renamed in my mind.

EduardLaser reply

Christmas Llama instead of reindeer.

HungryParr0t reply

My friend couldn't remember the word "cow" for some reason, so she googled "moo beast" to remember.

starshock990 reply

To this day most of my family refers to a strainer/colander as a "noodle stay, water go" because my older brother called it that once when he couldn't find it and needed to ask where it was.

SuperBrentendo64 reply

Couldn't remember groomsmen, went with dudesmaids instead.

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That’s so sweet

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That boss should go get run over by the world’s heaviest truck

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I was a phlebotomy instructor (sorry not a “teacher teacher”) and one of my students(fresh outta hs) was practicing on an elderly patient and he asked her if she was going to take all of his blood. She responded quite joyfully “yes, I’m gonna suck you dryyy!” The old man got the funniest surprised look on his face and I about lost it but somehow kept it together. Oh man, the look in her face and the 50 shades of red she turned after she realized how that came across….absolutely priceless. Will never forget that

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I’m exactly like that girl. In real life if somebody accused me of something and I didn’t do it I’d be yelling my head off about how innocent I am.

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Two 8-year-olds got into a tiff. Kid #1 got mad at kid #2. In typical 8-year-old fashion, kid #1 told kid #2, “I’m not your friend any more and you’re not invited to any more of my birthday parties.” Kid #2 responded, “I only went to your party for the cake.”

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don't know how my teacher kept a straight face on this tbh.... history teacher would always say "let's get quizzical" when we had a quiz. one day we had a test so my friend raised his hand "oh Mr m don't you mean 'let's get testical'?" teacher just said " you can do that on your own time Brian" as our 8th grade class lost our s**t.

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