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Kalaz Bluso
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My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away. He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It's a good thing he drives a Civic.Show All 10 Upvotes
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Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
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