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thatawkwardhistorian

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Hello, Pandas! My name is thatawkwardhistorian! I love Marvel, history, and reading. I am very proud of my mixed heritage: (mainly Brazilian, Italian, Filipino, and Chinese) I try my best to be a friendly, patient, and loving Christian (though sometimes I fall short) Have a blessed day! :)

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thatawkwardhistorian • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

We should be building each other up, not tearing each other down. You probably hate me. If you do, I understand. I have not been a nice person. I am writing this from the heart because I truly feel guilty. There are many thing wrong with me, but I don't want being a bully to be one of them. I read about what you experienced as a little girl. That is horrible. Nobody deserves to go through that. And I am so, so sorry you had to experience that abuse and neglect from Christians. It should not be like that at all. We got off on the wrong foot and so I just hope that we can end on amiable terms. I truly ask for your forgiveness. Take care.

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

I just want to clear up that when I called you a challenge, I meant that you are challenging to have a conversation with. I did not mean that as an offensive term. I also did sit and think this over. I let my emotions get the better of me and have not been a good Christian. I do not want to let the sun go down on my anger. We have argued and said not nice things about each other. We do not even know each other yet we treat one another like enemies. We have different beliefs and ways of living our lives and we can leave it at that. I truly want to find some peace tonight so I want to apologize. You do not have to respond. I just want you to know that I am truly sorry for the things I've said. I hope you have room in your heart to forgive me. Take care.

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

I know I said that I wasn't going to reply anymore, but you are quite the challenge! I tried so hard to be really patient and loving, but honestly, now I'm just amused, because come on, Mrs. Jan Glass, you're so adorable! Who exactly are the ones reacquiring everyone to wear masks or be vaccinated, or you'll be fired? (Even if you have valid exemptions) Who are the ones trying to get people who openly conservative fired? CANCEL CULTURE?? If you say something that others don't agree with, you get banned, cancelled, fired, kicked-out, etc... You're banning our rights to protect ourselves in this messed up world! There's so much to talk about, Mrs. Jan Glass! Your Woke culture is tyrannical! You call us Nazis, but you're just twisting our morals. What exactly is the First Amendment? I would love it if you told me!

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

Do you know what's funny, Mrs. Jan Glass? The Holocaust started because people started to hate the Jews. They started talking about how their religion and their entire beings were evil and disgusting. Eventually, that hate turned to violence against them. Then they started killing them. What are you doing right now, Mrs. Jan Glass? You are being hateful towards a certain group of people. Be careful, now, Mrs. Jan Glass... Do you want to end up like the Nazis? Also, if God allowed no evil, what's the point of faith? If everything's perfect, why do we need God? Also, before you start talking about how "Christians" are killing and committing violence against homosexuals and transgenders, let me tell you that that is absolutely evil. Christians shouldn't condone that at all.

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

How dare you tell me to shut up. Despite your insults and blatant disrespect I have allowed you to say what you wanted to say. I was not involved with you until you showed up and start disrespecting me, my people, and my God. How immature of you to cuss out a stranger who you instigated after they said their opinion. But despite all of this, I do not know you. I do not know what you have gone through in life, but it has transformed you into something hateful. I will continue to stand firm in my faith, but please know that I truly wish the best for you. And I'm really sorry that life has not treated you fairly. I will be the better person and stop this argument before I say anything I know I will regret later. Please, please take care of yourself. And I do hope you have a great rest of your day.

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

You are full of hate and bitterness, and it is consuming you. If you have ever met a real Christian you'll see that they are the most loving, caring, and supportive people. It's who we are supposed to be. I feel sorry for you, truly. You have had bad experiences with my religion and it has affected you deeply. The most important commandment is to love God with all your heart, soul, and mind and to love your neighbor as yourself. These hateful Christians are not following God's commandments. We are supposed to disagree with sin, but we aren't supposed to hate the people. We are supposed to guide them and love them. It's why we go on missions and help the less fortunate. It's why we comfort the grieving and help the widows. It's why we preach the gospel. Please take care of yourself. I am trying to love you as a person despite your hostility towards me and my beliefs. I've seen firsthand of how hatred consumes a person. Please don't let it.

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

Sin is evil. It doesn't matter if you rape a woman, steal from your mother, or practice witch craft. If you commit a sin, you deserve to die as punishment. God is the final judge. Why do we have trials and verdicts? If a person commits a crime, they can be put to death. It happens to this day. Do you know the history of the cities that the Israelites and God destroyed? They were disgustingly evil (just like our modern society). They sacrificed their own children and left the poor to starve. They raped, murdered, and committed violence against one another. God gave them a chance to repent. But they denied him and mocked Him. Their time was up, so God judged them. He wiped them out of the face of the earth. No one who is evil deserves to live. Is lawful justice evil? Are you saying that these murders, adulterers, and heathens should not pay for their crimes? Men were the ones who killed Jesus, not God.

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

History is filled with violence and death. Genghis Khan killed about 40 million people. Josef Stalin killed about 60 million people. Queen Ranavalona killed about 2.5 million people. Atrocities are still committed to this day. The Bible never tells people to commit violence against one another. In fact it clearly states not to. The Ten Commandments (which are cornerstones to the way Christians live our lives) state that "Thou shalt not kill". God later punished David because he murdered Bathsheba's husband. The Bible does not come up with excuses. God promises retribution against those who commit crimes against one another. If you don't read the Bible and know it's Word, please don't talk about it like you do. You paint a false image of Christians and what we actually believe in. It's disrespectful and ignorant. If I never read the Quran and said false things about it, that would be wrong. It's the same scenario.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

awww, the woman is so pretty!! I also love her dress!

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Am I the only one who thinks that the woman's face looks weird? It looks sort of off...

Hey, Pandas, I'm A Christian, Tell And/Or Ask Me Anything! (Closed)

My church is against homosexuality because it is considered morally wrong and God is against it. Leviticus 18:22 says "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable." We believe that God designed the world with men having relations with women and vice versa. As a Christian, I do believe this too. Some churches have been more accepting because they are conformists and have conformed to the worldly views. Some may be accepting because they either misunderstand or twist the words of the Bible. These are just my guesses. Also, just because I'm a Christian and do not believe in homosexuality does not mean I hate queer people. Please do not think that. I simply just do not take part the community and have different beliefs. God says to love everyone. I can love someone even if I disagree with them.

Divers Reveal 50 Disturbing Discoveries Underwater They Will Probably Never Be Able To Explain

It's called a cone snail, but based on the bite description, it doesn't seem to be that.

This Facebook Group Shares Curious Historical Artefacts From The Past, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting

lol, my mother is Filipino and talks about how she had to walk through the jungle (she probably did) and could've been eaten by wildcats or bitten by snakes. I don't think this is dramatized though, and probably had to endure these conditions just to get to school.

People Share 50 Plot Clichés They Just Can't Get Enough Of, No Matter How Painfully Often They're Used

Dottie Underwood fro Agent Carter

People Share 50 Plot Clichés They Just Can't Get Enough Of, No Matter How Painfully Often They're Used

Leopold Fitz and Jemma Simmons from Agents of Shield

50 Soul-Healing Pics To Celebrate Rescue Pets And Their Heroes (July Edition)

Thank you for not separating them. As a twin, I would be absolutely devastated if I had to be separated from my twin.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things You May Have Never Seen Before, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

We should never ban books (unless it contains something so unjustifiably vile). Every single time in history when a person was in complete control of the people, their words, thoughts, actions, etc. one of the first things they did was ban and/or destroy books. Because words are power, and books promote ideas and beliefs.

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thatawkwardhistorian • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey, Pandas, I'm A Christian, Tell And/Or Ask Me Anything! (Closed)

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A Victorian Couple Trying Not To Laugh While Getting Their Portraits Done, 1890s

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A Victorian Couple Trying Not To Laugh While Getting Their Portraits Done, 1890s

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