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JoThe_Potato

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JoThe_Potato

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Hello there!My pronouns are she/they(either one I have no preference).Anyways have a good day!✌🏻

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JoThe_Potato • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Hey Panda S,share Chaotic Photos Of Your Cat/Dog/Parrot/Dragon Ext.

JoThe_Potato • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Share Something That You Think Should Be Shared With The World

Challenges

Hey Panda S,share Chaotic Photos Of Your Cat/Dog/Parrot/Dragon Ext.

JoThe_Potato • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

My mashed potato brain thought you wrote “cat” instead of hat,sat on my couch for five minutes without realizing

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Yes!even if I hate it I don’t downvote it

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Yep

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

At least you didn’t throw an electric toothbrush that would have been expensive

"Accidental Surrealism": 50 Unbelievable Pictures That Make One Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Good I was just getting ready to cry because of this.

"Accidental Surrealism": 50 Unbelievable Pictures That Make One Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Imagine waking up and seeing THAT

50 Soul-Healing Rescue Pet Pics To Make You Smile (November Edition)

Im not able to upvote but if I could,you best believe I would

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Awww that little (big) cutie

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Mittens! My cats all have at least three extra toes but my dog is missing one,fun times when the groomer noticed and decided to prank us by telling us a toe was cut off

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

That eyeliner!makeup tutorial?

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

The toe beans!!

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Omg the pastel cat edition…

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Oh my goodness that little angel!

40 Wholesome "Green Flags" That People Noticed In Their Dates That Made Them Want To Go On Another Date

Good for you!!

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

I had to miss Easter with my grandparents (which one is terminal with cancer) because the stupid people in my classes

50 Random Facts That Sound Super Weird But Are Totally True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

No idea who you are but why not

“The Best And Worst Of Twitter”: 50 Chucklesome Takes On Pretty Much Everything (New Posts)

Yep,they seem like the kind of letters that are secretly hit men

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JoThe_Potato • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

I Guess This Is What Happens When I Leave A Cushion Outside With A Dog

105 Cartoon Characters Who Have A Real-Life Twin

ADorable

I Guess This Is What Happens When I Leave A Cushion Outside With A Dog

105 Cartoon Characters Who Have A Real-Life Twin

ADorable

105 Cartoon Characters Who Have A Real-Life Twin

Among us (pls don’t kill me)

"Accidental Surrealism": 50 Unbelievable Pictures That Make One Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Boop the snoot....pat the boot.

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Ever woke up and had to stare at the toothbrush holder for like 5 minutes because you forgot which one is yours?

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Anything without vegetables taste like sadness. :D (edit: apparently this was needed, but downvote not equal disagree. Downvote = spam / hate.

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Please don't use that word, even about yourself.

People Share 90 Seemingly Innocuous Things That Can Be Deadly

That bit what you thought you caught yourself falling asleep? You did fall asleep. And you don’t know how long you were out… Don’t open the window, drink coffee etc. Stop, turn the engine off and get 20 mins (at least!) kip.

anon reply

I was getting ready for work and had a contact in one hand and a vitamin in the other. Popped the contact in my mouth and washed it down with a glass of water. I'm sure the stomach acid took care of it.

TheBlanketFortPirate reply

My cat liked him and my cat didn't like anyone but me. We're still together nearly a decade later. Always trust the cat.

super-ro reply

On the first date with my now husband, I immediately smelled on him that he smoked cigs, which was a deal breaker for me. So I told him that. His response - then I quit. And that was that... Ten years of addiction and he quit like it was nothing for a woman he only just met. Later on in our relationship he told me that it was an easy decision because he felt in our first date that he had met his wife, so what was a small sacrifice like quitting smoking in exchange for me?

Kriket308 reply

I'm divorced - for many reasons, but it all can be summed up that I suffered a spinal cord injury, resulting in paraplegia, and my then-husband couldn't deal with that. My first date with my now bf of 4+ years, he treated me like a human, not the disabled girl. It never came up in conversation, and he behaved like it didn't exist. It was so gorgeous that he (sorry for the cliche/corniness) didnt see my wheelchair. To this day, he's just never made it a deal. He understands the quirks it creates, but never ever seems bothered by any of it. In fact, he spent a serious chunk of his own change putting a ramp on his house for me. I don't think we'll ever get married (he's divorced, too, and we're both kind of jaded against the institution). But he's definitely my forever person.

Roxyroo92 reply

Two green flags from the same man . 1st : Thought he was gonna be my first casual hook up. We were both high as kites when meeting (as you do at a music festival) and the next day WHILE I DEADA** CALLED HIM A DIFFERENT NAME he had already memorized my name & difficult surname and was making plans to see me next weekend . 2nd : The first official date I had to change/reschedule as my mentally handicapped sister needed babysitting. I told him and he suggested coming over if I was OK. I thought , cool , trial by fire to see how he reacts to my sister (she is a great litmus test to see of people are decent or not). He comes over, was a bit awkward and then totally just bonded with her , took my ques and learned how to speak to her and what she was comfortable with. We are now 8 years together , 5 years married , 3 cute pets , a new house in an awesome country and trying for a baby:D . Life is good and he is my everything...... still call him the different name occasionally just for fun though XD .

maxhax reply

We met up for park beers on our first date. From the get go, things just felt natural. The conversation flowed, we laughed, and it felt more like meeting with an old friend than a first date. When it got dark, she brought me back to hers to meet her cat (no innuendo, we waited a few dates to bang, and I just really love cats.) We didn't plan to, but we met up the next day. And the next. Took her to a family BBQ two weeks in, and they loved her. That easy, natural feeling never left. And right now her cat (now our cat) is screaming at me for dinner.

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JoThe_Potato • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Share Something That You Think Should Be Shared With The World

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Hey Panda S,share Chaotic Photos Of Your Cat/Dog/Parrot/Dragon Ext.

JoThe_Potato • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Hey Panda S,share Chaotic Photos Of Your Cat/Dog/Parrot/Dragon Ext.

Hey Pandas, Show Us What You Got For Christmas

Hey Pandas, What Is A Holiday Tradition That You Always Have Every Year? (Closed)

JoThe_Potato • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Hey Panda S,share Chaotic Photos Of Your Cat/Dog/Parrot/Dragon Ext.

Awwwww!that little chaotic beast!

105 Cartoon Characters Who Have A Real-Life Twin

RIP. Maude Flanders

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

My mashed potato brain thought you wrote “cat” instead of hat,sat on my couch for five minutes without realizing

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Yes!even if I hate it I don’t downvote it

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Yep

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

At least you didn’t throw an electric toothbrush that would have been expensive

"Accidental Surrealism": 50 Unbelievable Pictures That Make One Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Good I was just getting ready to cry because of this.

"Accidental Surrealism": 50 Unbelievable Pictures That Make One Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Imagine waking up and seeing THAT

50 Soul-Healing Rescue Pet Pics To Make You Smile (November Edition)

Im not able to upvote but if I could,you best believe I would

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Awww that little (big) cutie

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Mittens! My cats all have at least three extra toes but my dog is missing one,fun times when the groomer noticed and decided to prank us by telling us a toe was cut off

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

That eyeliner!makeup tutorial?

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

The toe beans!!

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Omg the pastel cat edition…

50 Soul-Healing Pics Of Adopted Pets And Their Owners, Showing The Joy Of Giving A Second Chance (December Edition)

Oh my goodness that little angel!

40 Wholesome "Green Flags" That People Noticed In Their Dates That Made Them Want To Go On Another Date

Good for you!!

“What Did The Pandemic Ruin More Than We Realize?” (30 Answers)

I had to miss Easter with my grandparents (which one is terminal with cancer) because the stupid people in my classes

50 Random Facts That Sound Super Weird But Are Totally True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

No idea who you are but why not

“The Best And Worst Of Twitter”: 50 Chucklesome Takes On Pretty Much Everything (New Posts)

Yep,they seem like the kind of letters that are secretly hit men

Hey Pandas, Show Us What You Got For Christmas

Oof

JoThe_Potato • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

I Guess This Is What Happens When I Leave A Cushion Outside With A Dog

A Silly But Accurate Guide On How To Recognize Famous Painters By Their Art (19 Pics)

I don't know why my comment was down voted? I'm a queer woman myself, queer is a perfectly normal academic word to use (there's queer studies, queer literature studies, queer film studies). Queer is simply an umbrella term like the LGBT, only queer encompasses only sexualities while LGBT encompasses gender identities as well. I'm a queer woman and I'm attracted to women. Michelangelo was a queer man and he was attracted to men. The reason I don't use the word homosexual is because he never specified his sexuality and I don't feel comfortable assigning a specific sexuality for someone unless they have specified it themselves. Hopefully this clears it up for some of you 😊

105 Cartoon Characters Who Have A Real-Life Twin

Among us (pls don’t kill me)

105 Cartoon Characters Who Have A Real-Life Twin

ADorable

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Please don't use that word, even about yourself.

anon reply

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Ever woke up and had to stare at the toothbrush holder for like 5 minutes because you forgot which one is yours?

50 Stupid Things People Did On 'Brain Autopilot,' According To This Viral Thread

Anything without vegetables taste like sadness. :D (edit: apparently this was needed, but downvote not equal disagree. Downvote = spam / hate.

"Accidental Surrealism": 50 Unbelievable Pictures That Make One Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Boop the snoot....pat the boot.

People Share 90 Seemingly Innocuous Things That Can Be Deadly

robrtsmtn reply

Random dance at a club. She held my hand after it ended. We were married 24 years before she passed due to cancer.

Gunnrhildr reply

Took her out for coffee. We ended up staying for lunch, and then getting dinner. We talked for eleven hours. We've been married twelve years. We can still talk for hours.

super-ro reply

Roxyroo92 reply

maxhax reply

Kriket308 reply

KknhgnhInepa0cnB11 reply

Not first date, but the moment I knew I was gonna marry this man... We went grocery shopping. It was about 9pm, we had both just been paid. The young lady in line in front of us had a very young baby, and was paying with WIC coupons and a food stamp EBT card. Her total came to about $22, and she was holding a $20. She looked dejected, and put back the one and only thing that was probably her splurge, a candy bar and an energy drink. Other than that, she had baby food, diapers, chicken, rice, bananas, formula, wipes, the bare minimum. I turned around to tell my now-husband to hand me my wallet. I didn't have to. He already had his out, took out a $50 bill, handed it to her and told her to keep the change. He changed her week, he changed my life. That was THE moment I knew he was it for me.

Ruined-prophet reply

He took me to an amateur stand up comedy night. He was heartily laughing at all the jokes. They were so bad. So not funny at all. I was planning to not go on another date with him because he obviously has a bad sense of humor. As we were walking to the car he commented how bad everyone was, but he wanted to encourage them so he laughed at everyone’s jokes. We’ve been married for 12 years now.

Civilian216 reply

She came to my door and my puppy got excited. Without skipping a beat, she scooped up the dog & asked where **the 3 of us** were going. That was 19 years ago. Puppy is gone but we've stuck together through hell and back.

therealandy04 reply

When my girlfriend and I had our first date her mom sent her with 50 bucks (just in case I made her pay I guess) and since I payed, she made the waiter cry by tipping him the whole 50 bucks, apparently he was having a bad day

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