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ConstantlyJon

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ConstantlyJon • upvoted 24 items 1 month ago

“Layoffs After Potluck”: 30 Of The Craziest Things That Happened At A Work Christmas Party

See, I just don't ever drink and then I never have to worry about this sort of s**t.

People Reveal 39 Professions That Would Be Dealbreakers In A Potential Partner

Chiropractic isn’t a “fake” profession. Doctors of Chiropractic follow the same curriculum as Doctors of Medicine. They diverge at the point of specialization (eg, medication, chiropractic). Both types of professions receive their doctorate, just as other professions - DDs, DOs, etc. So if you are calling a DC fake, you may as well call MDs, DDs, and DIs fake. There *are* bad chiros, just like there are bad GPs, or bad dentists, or bad DOs, etc. And, just as in the field of chemical medicine treatments or surgical treatments, there are patients for whom physical treatment by a DC or a DO is contraindicated.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

Speaking just for this woman, it's not an apology we're after (other than maybe "sorry we didn't believe you"). We want it to change. And we need men to stand up and help us change it. Thanks to all who do.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

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30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

I feel like I could spend my whole life apologizing to women for how guys treat them and it wouldn't be enough. I just do my part to do good by the women in my life as best as I can and try to learn as much as possible. Threads like this are helpful to that end.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

your autism moment was very cute. it's all good.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Only some of these were reposts this time. Getting better... but still basically the same title as ever.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

is it wrong for me to want to know who won more? because I kinda wanna know who won more.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

heh. knocker-upper.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

OH MY GOD how is my childhood in a history post what the actual f**k?!

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Alice Longworth Roosevelt is a name to look up as well. Quite the woman.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Poor bastard.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

sounds like you might know a thing or two about being uninteresting.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

WHAT that is not a fun night, f**k that. Should be ashamed of yourself, not bragging about it.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

Drove to Chicago from Virginia (15+ hours one way for those of you who don't realize how far that actually is) for expensive cheesecake that we never actually ended up getting and we had to settle for cookies from Subway instead because it was the only place open at 3am. A banner moment for my roommate and I. He mentioned it in the thank you card I got for being in his wedding. Good s**t.

“This Is ‘Our’ Baby Not ‘My’ Baby”: Woman Blindsided By Husband’s Bill For Maternity Leave

What in the actual hell? F**k that. How about instead he ask himself what he physically owes her for all that she's going through with pregnancy and dealing with a newborn as a mother? Also, I will never understand married couples who keep finances separate at all. Just doesn't make a lick of sense to me. Do you want to do this life together forever or not? I understand maybe some people have trauma with past marriages so I can get behind setting up boundaries in future relationships. But also my wife went through a divorce already and dealt with the financial blows from it, yet we still share everything with no prenup. Or maybe I'm just stupid? idk

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

There were a couple I'd not seen before but I've only been hanging out here for a month or so.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

He must have been horrified, but also so relieved after the surgery!

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

He was an inconsiderate arsehole who risked the lives of others. But sure, celebrate him, why would we not want to be such people to be our 'heroes'....

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

Damn.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

Seems to be a theme on this thread.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

I don't want to be the partypooper but there's nothing fun about this story. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... Or worse. I made two mistakes where I drove home above the legal limit. Nothing happened but all I feel is shame. Don't drink and drive.

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ConstantlyJon • commented on 16 posts 1 month ago

People Reveal 39 Professions That Would Be Dealbreakers In A Potential Partner

Yes absolutely. My wife used to be in the industry, and that's probably all that helps her put up with it now.

People Reveal 39 Professions That Would Be Dealbreakers In A Potential Partner

Yes absolutely. My wife used to be in the industry, and that's probably all that helps her put up with it now.

“Layoffs After Potluck”: 30 Of The Craziest Things That Happened At A Work Christmas Party

See, I just don't ever drink and then I never have to worry about this sort of s**t.

“I Gave It Back!”: Woman Provides Crazy Excuse For Why She Snatched Little Boy From His Yard

I've not, no.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

your autism moment was very cute. it's all good.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Only some of these were reposts this time. Getting better... but still basically the same title as ever.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

is it wrong for me to want to know who won more? because I kinda wanna know who won more.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

heh. knocker-upper.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

OH MY GOD how is my childhood in a history post what the actual f**k?!

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Alice Longworth Roosevelt is a name to look up as well. Quite the woman.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

The cat is the most important part.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

sounds like you might know a thing or two about being uninteresting.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

WHAT that is not a fun night, f**k that. Should be ashamed of yourself, not bragging about it.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

“This Is ‘Our’ Baby Not ‘My’ Baby”: Woman Blindsided By Husband’s Bill For Maternity Leave

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ConstantlyJon • commented on 20 posts 1 month ago

People Reveal 39 Professions That Would Be Dealbreakers In A Potential Partner

Yes absolutely. My wife used to be in the industry, and that's probably all that helps her put up with it now.

“Layoffs After Potluck”: 30 Of The Craziest Things That Happened At A Work Christmas Party

See, I just don't ever drink and then I never have to worry about this sort of s**t.

“I Gave It Back!”: Woman Provides Crazy Excuse For Why She Snatched Little Boy From His Yard

I've not, no.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

your autism moment was very cute. it's all good.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Only some of these were reposts this time. Getting better... but still basically the same title as ever.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

is it wrong for me to want to know who won more? because I kinda wanna know who won more.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

heh. knocker-upper.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

OH MY GOD how is my childhood in a history post what the actual f**k?!

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Alice Longworth Roosevelt is a name to look up as well. Quite the woman.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

The cat is the most important part.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

sounds like you might know a thing or two about being uninteresting.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

WHAT that is not a fun night, f**k that. Should be ashamed of yourself, not bragging about it.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

“This Is ‘Our’ Baby Not ‘My’ Baby”: Woman Blindsided By Husband’s Bill For Maternity Leave

“I Gave It Back!”: Woman Provides Crazy Excuse For Why She Snatched Little Boy From His Yard

that's an outfit only a florida body cam could come up with.

FBI Investigates Hannah Kobayashi’s “Green Card Marriage Scam” After New Evidence Is Found

My head hurts.

CEO Brian Thompson Assassinated In Broad Daylight, Netizens Speculate “Professional Hit”

Yeah, this is likely someone who didn't get coverage. UHC is the largest insurer in the country. Actually kinda surprised dude was just walking around without security. I would think someone in his position would need it and he absolutely had the money to have 24/7/365 body guards. I work in healthcare in America so I deal with UHC all the time. They're all bad. I refuse to work in anything that touches billing for healthcare in this damn country. Our system that centers around making insurers like this one money is insanely broken. UHC is top 5 in the fortune 500 and employs almost half a million people. Think about that.

Someone Asked What Weird Habits Partners Hid Before Moving In And 35 Folks Had Some Dirty Secrets

my wife does this when she's done with her contacts. thankfully she's not on dailies anymore because they were everywhere.

ConstantlyJon • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

People Reveal 39 Professions That Would Be Dealbreakers In A Potential Partner

Yes absolutely. My wife used to be in the industry, and that's probably all that helps her put up with it now.

“Layoffs After Potluck”: 30 Of The Craziest Things That Happened At A Work Christmas Party

See, I just don't ever drink and then I never have to worry about this sort of s**t.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

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30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

Man here, I am quite surprised there has not been many other men bitching and whining on this article, given the toxic underbelly that often shows itself here. This is a good thread, it highlights just how creepy a person's actions can be.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

your autism moment was very cute. it's all good.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

I strongly disagree i think muscles are hella attractive on both men and women.edit: i now realize this was satire big autism moment has been had.

30 Of The Most Satirical Posts from The “WomenInMaleFields” Viral Trend

That sucks.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Only some of these were reposts this time. Getting better... but still basically the same title as ever.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

There were a couple I'd not seen before but I've only been hanging out here for a month or so.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

is it wrong for me to want to know who won more? because I kinda wanna know who won more.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

heh. knocker-upper.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

OH MY GOD how is my childhood in a history post what the actual f**k?!

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Poor bastard.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

He must have been horrified, but also so relieved after the surgery!

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

He was an inconsiderate arsehole who risked the lives of others. But sure, celebrate him, why would we not want to be such people to be our 'heroes'....

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics To Leave You Intrigued

Alice Longworth Roosevelt is a name to look up as well. Quite the woman.

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