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ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ • commented on 35 posts 2 years ago

People Are Sharing 30 Stories About The Mistakes Their Parents Made That Ended Up Affecting Them Long-Term

f**k off, we don't use f*****g trauma contests.

People Are Sharing 30 Stories About The Mistakes Their Parents Made That Ended Up Affecting Them Long-Term

what does jewish mothers have to with anything.

People Are Sharing 30 Stories About The Mistakes Their Parents Made That Ended Up Affecting Them Long-Term

f**k off, we don't use f*****g trauma contests.

People Are Sharing 30 Stories About The Mistakes Their Parents Made That Ended Up Affecting Them Long-Term

what does jewish mothers have to with anything.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

just like this comment!

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

*grabs pin* sorry to burst your bubble, but that's james charles, that's not a woman.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

can.. can you see through it?

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

it barely covers ANYTHING!

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

he is an assassin, a bot assassin.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

.-_.-

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

GOOD NEWS, IT'S JUST FLESH COLORED PANTIES!

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

oh boi... she shouldn't be wearing that adult shite in the first place, lad/lassie.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

"UH OH!"

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

did you just. validate trans ppl, and invalidate all other genders. how the f**k do you manage to do that.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

wouldn't we have to get to the moon in order to have a secret base

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

PARRY THE PLATYPUS!

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

bruh. you know, genes don't make personality or sexual orientation at all.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

that tiny island near australia

30 Women Joined This Thread To Share Their Proposal Stories When They Said ‘No’

now, i never married or did the deed, but i'm sure you don't ask for marriage while getting down.

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

with all die respect. i respect you.

Husband Makes Clothes For His 27 Y.O. Wife, Gets Confused Why She’s Angry He’s Switched To More Conservative Styles Over The Years

YTA. just, no. everything about this. is no.

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

i agree. but i think our ideas on unjust might be different, i think it's unjust if you are: able to afford kids, want kids, and can deal with kids, but have an abortion because "it's not the way i want it."

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

this has to be satire

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

bold of you to assume that the government considers anybody people

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

as somebody once said "babies and kids are just keeping your creampie goblin as a pet."

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

my man got ratio'd HARD

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

OK NOW HERE IS THE CHAD HAIRCUT!

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

ngl, he looks like the dude from that "chad" meme

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

lmao. a skilled idiot then.

"Some Truly Horrifying Dreams": People Who Woke Up From A Coma Describe What It Was Actually Like (30 Answers)

i thought me going into a coma for a week and dreaming about being a crab was scary, but now i just feel stupid.

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

most sea animals (like crab and lobster family sea animals) are evolving into crabs because, i guess a crab is just the best way to survive in the ocean.

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

what was that last one 🤨

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

yes, but she has also LIED in court, which is BIIG no-no, an example is when she said she used a specify makeup brand to cover up bruises, then said brand legit said, the product she "used" was made after.

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

pirates of the caribbean isn't one of those c**p movies tho, that's for sure.

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

the SHEER power move vibe from this comment.

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

what's syphilis?

Funny Everyday Moments: 30 Comics By This Indian Artist (New Pics)

*loud biblically accurate angel voice* HERETIC, INFIDEL, HEAAAAATHAAAAAN, YOU SHAN'T BE ASKED TO OPEN A BAG OF CHIPS EVER AGAIN!!!

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ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

How dare you deadname Argentony?

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Good to know. Thanks :) Now I am looking forward to the alignment even more. It'll be a lot more easy to deal with nasty comments by knowing that I'm going to be part of the "legit just an ordinary man" category.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

How dare you deadname Argentony?

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

It's supposed to be an illusion dress. There is an outline of a woman on the front. Supposed to give the illusion she is thinner than she is

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

It looks more like moldering Kraft singles to me, and why is her cooch hanging out?

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I'm so sorry that happened, it's so painful when things happen out of your control. I am childless by choice but believe children are a blessing and that being a parent is the most important job. And it's likely I will be down voted as well. I'm literally twice your age and although I sometimes wonder what might have been it was right for me. But my dad died in March and so it's bittersweet. I hope that somehow you are able to realize your wish of having a child.

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ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

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ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

People Are Sharing 30 Stories About The Mistakes Their Parents Made That Ended Up Affecting Them Long-Term

f**k off, we don't use f*****g trauma contests.

People Are Sharing 30 Stories About The Mistakes Their Parents Made That Ended Up Affecting Them Long-Term

what does jewish mothers have to with anything.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

just like this comment!

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

*grabs pin* sorry to burst your bubble, but that's james charles, that's not a woman.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

can.. can you see through it?

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

it barely covers ANYTHING!

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

he is an assassin, a bot assassin.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

.-_.-

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

GOOD NEWS, IT'S JUST FLESH COLORED PANTIES!

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

oh boi... she shouldn't be wearing that adult shite in the first place, lad/lassie.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

"UH OH!"

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

did you just. validate trans ppl, and invalidate all other genders. how the f**k do you manage to do that.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

wouldn't we have to get to the moon in order to have a secret base

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

PARRY THE PLATYPUS!

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

bruh. you know, genes don't make personality or sexual orientation at all.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

that tiny island near australia

30 Women Joined This Thread To Share Their Proposal Stories When They Said ‘No’

now, i never married or did the deed, but i'm sure you don't ask for marriage while getting down.

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

with all die respect. i respect you.

Husband Makes Clothes For His 27 Y.O. Wife, Gets Confused Why She’s Angry He’s Switched To More Conservative Styles Over The Years

YTA. just, no. everything about this. is no.

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

It looks more like moldering Kraft singles to me, and why is her cooch hanging out?

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

It's supposed to be an illusion dress. There is an outline of a woman on the front. Supposed to give the illusion she is thinner than she is

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

How dare you deadname Argentony?

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

As an individual who always wanted children but is facing premature menopause (27F) it makes me so sad to see people insisting on unjust abortions. Downvote me all you want, but it hurts so much knowing that I might never have children because of something I can't control at all....

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I completely agree with the sentiment… just not sure that ‘you can always have a TEMPORARY kid’ is the appropriate response to someone who seems fairly certain that they don’t want ANY kids at all.

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

It is not the women's fault. Its the mans fault for not being able to control themselves. Plus some of the time you may not know who it is, or too scared to talk about it. It is anything but simple.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Or friends

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

NaBrO it's fine

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

This cartoonist is an equal opportunities aaarrrghhhh!

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

I've browsed BP for months without an account, but today your utter stupidity has forced me to log in. Congrats on being my first BP comment. To clarify, Depp is NOT on trial for DV and Rape. Its a defamation trial in which he is suing AmberTurd for costing him money and work for her false (yes, clearly false) accusations. I can only assume one of 3 things: Either you're watching the start of her accusations against him in which case you're a year behind, you're watching a completely different trial to the rest of the world, or you saw one headline; did zero research; and now assume you know everything. I bet you get your vaccine information from Facebook too.

Funny Everyday Moments: 30 Comics By This Indian Artist (New Pics)

lol

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

agree. just a good ol fashioned right hook or haymaker. Go, Dave!

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Looks like three kinds of people!

People Are Sharing The Weirdest And Wildest Reasons Why They Got Their Nicknames, And Here Are 30 Hilarious Tweets

It's-a-me!

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

She would have had to take the cup out and carry it around in her bloody hand, and even if she did this there wouldn't be enough blood left in the cup after removal (you tip them to get them out) for it to make a difference once it was in the pot of water. You wouldn't smell a thing.

30 Mothers Are Sharing Realistic Pictures Of Baby Bumps And Pregnant Bodies To Fight Toxic Standards

I'd say it's just beautiful. I'm glad, as a trans man, that I can give birth. I'm proud that even though I don't identify as female, I could someday be a part of a beautiful process and experience.

30 Examples Of What Young People Have Had Enough Of Hearing From Older People, Shared In This Online Community

You go!

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

I've never heard of that! How did he get the name, do you know?

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