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Jocelyn Wilharms
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Jocelyn Wilharms • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago
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Jocelyn Wilharms • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
I'm Only Keeping Myself Alive Out Of A Sense Of Obligation To Others
I realized in therapy yesterday I'm only keeping myself alive out of a sense of obligation to others. That wasn't a fun realization.
Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
Puked felt guilty she made a mess so she ate itHey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
My fat cat keeps biting my tiny cat’s empty nutsack and dragging him screaming across the floor. She’s a tyrant. We’re working on it. And the fatness.Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
Licking my toes which I think is very weird. 😒 Also bringing in dead animals. Once a bird, then a rat. They just leave the bodies on the carpets, rugs, and mats. Never hard floors. I am always whiping out our steam cleaner everytime.Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
My dog licks my feet, which I find creepy, and over the years has bought me a variety of used condoms, used tampons, used pads, dead animals, etc etc. He also keeps licking my camo pants because he thinks that the pattern is stains.
photoguy423 reply
I'm tired of people complaining about how younger people are terrible as though they weren't the ones that raised those younger people to be what they are.
cruiserman_80 reply
I'm not younger, but I'm a fed up with some older people expecting gratitude "for all that they have done" while taking zero responsibility for the problems that they will leave future generations.
Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
My cat left me a dead lizard as a present just outside the balcony door. I stepped outside first thing in the morning to get some fresh air - barefoot- didn’t see the lizard and slid 3 feet across the balcony floor.Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
My dog vomited an entire dead mouse onto my carpet. My mother had to pick it up and we threw it into the lake near my house for the birds to eat.
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Jocelyn Wilharms • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
I'm Only Keeping Myself Alive Out Of A Sense Of Obligation To Others
I realized in therapy yesterday I'm only keeping myself alive out of a sense of obligation to others. That wasn't a fun realization.
Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
Licking my toes which I think is very weird. 😒 Also bringing in dead animals. Once a bird, then a rat. They just leave the bodies on the carpets, rugs, and mats. Never hard floors. I am always whiping out our steam cleaner everytime.cruiserman_80 reply
I'm not younger, but I'm a fed up with some older people expecting gratitude "for all that they have done" while taking zero responsibility for the problems that they will leave future generations.photoguy423 reply
I'm tired of people complaining about how younger people are terrible as though they weren't the ones that raised those younger people to be what they are.Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
Puked felt guilty she made a mess so she ate itHey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
My dog licks my feet, which I find creepy, and over the years has bought me a variety of used condoms, used tampons, used pads, dead animals, etc etc. He also keeps licking my camo pants because he thinks that the pattern is stains.Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
My dog vomited an entire dead mouse onto my carpet. My mother had to pick it up and we threw it into the lake near my house for the birds to eat.Hey Pandas What Is The Most Disturbing Thing Your Pet Has Done
My cat left me a dead lizard as a present just outside the balcony door. I stepped outside first thing in the morning to get some fresh air - barefoot- didn’t see the lizard and slid 3 feet across the balcony floor. Jocelyn Wilharms • is following 2 people
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