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Jeremy D • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

50 Pics Of Interesting, Horrible Or Weird Designs That Made People Say ‘What The House?!’

Who's the groom, the dryer?

"What Could Go Wrong": 49 Of The Absolute Worst Home Improvement Fails To Make You Cringe

Tile closest to the door corner is the wrong direction

50 Pics Of Interesting, Horrible Or Weird Designs That Made People Say ‘What The House?!’

Who's the groom, the dryer?

"What Could Go Wrong": 49 Of The Absolute Worst Home Improvement Fails To Make You Cringe

Tile closest to the door corner is the wrong direction

30 Funny And Bizarre Pics From The "Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras" Twitter Page

That's Ichika Nito from Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhQpLuDa-M

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In 4th grade we were learning about Native Americans and had a homework assignment to come up with Native American sounding names for ourselves. I chose “Spotted one” because I had a lot of freckles back then. The next day when we were revealing our new “Native American names” I just so happened to be sitting next to the biggest crush of my life at that time and, being a stupid 10year old, thought that farting by her would make her laugh and like me. I kept ripping a*s inside of this giant teepee with all of my classmates stuck inside it, the teacher growing more upset. When it was finally my turn to reveal my name and explain why I chose it, that crush of mine said, “it better be O Stinky One!” and everyone started laughing at me. Panicked, I had to think of something quick… I said, “oh yea, you thought those were bad, wait until you smell this one…!” And tried as hard as I could to rip the loudest and smelliest fart of all time, only to completely s**t my pants on front of everyone. Umbros were super popular at that time (1994) and they did me no favors here. Diarrhea was all over the floor. Kids were screaming and running out of the teepee as quick as possible and it ended up collapsing on me, alone, in my poop teepee. The teacher made everyone go outside to calm down and called my mom to come get me. I was so embarrassed and begged my mom to never make me go back to school. It took them forever to coerce me to leave the poop tent and they wrapped me in towels and carried me out to the car. I was carried by all of my classmates who were all screaming at me and laughing. I remember closing my eyes and basically faking like I was dead, hoping it would all go away. They weren’t falling for it. Almost 30 years later and it still gets brought up to me at least once per year. Kids are mean. 💩😂

My Girlfriend Bet Me She Could Write Any Swear Word On My Calculator, I Bet Her $50 She Couldn’t

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In 4th grade we were learning about Native Americans and had a homework assignment to come up with Native American sounding names for ourselves. I chose “Spotted one” because I had a lot of freckles back then. The next day when we were revealing our new “Native American names” I just so happened to be sitting next to the biggest crush of my life at that time and, being a stupid 10year old, thought that farting by her would make her laugh and like me. I kept ripping a*s inside of this giant teepee with all of my classmates stuck inside it, the teacher growing more upset. When it was finally my turn to reveal my name and explain why I chose it, that crush of mine said, “it better be O Stinky One!” and everyone started laughing at me. Panicked, I had to think of something quick… I said, “oh yea, you thought those were bad, wait until you smell this one…!” And tried as hard as I could to rip the loudest and smelliest fart of all time, only to completely s**t my pants on front of everyone. Umbros were super popular at that time (1994) and they did me no favors here. Diarrhea was all over the floor. Kids were screaming and running out of the teepee as quick as possible and it ended up collapsing on me, alone, in my poop teepee. The teacher made everyone go outside to calm down and called my mom to come get me. I was so embarrassed and begged my mom to never make me go back to school. It took them forever to coerce me to leave the poop tent and they wrapped me in towels and carried me out to the car. I was carried by all of my classmates who were all screaming at me and laughing. I remember closing my eyes and basically faking like I was dead, hoping it would all go away. They weren’t falling for it. Almost 30 years later and it still gets brought up to me at least once per year. Kids are mean. 💩😂

My Girlfriend Bet Me She Could Write Any Swear Word On My Calculator, I Bet Her $50 She Couldn’t

30 Funny And Bizarre Pics From The "Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras" Twitter Page

That's Ichika Nito from Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhQpLuDa-M

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Jeremy D • commented on a post 3 years ago

40 Of The Most Satisfying Petty Revenge Stories People Shared In This Viral Online Thread

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Jeremy D • upvoted 5 items 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

"the complete manual of suicide". sadly, it's in japanese only. I imagine "the peaceful pill handbook" comes close in English, both in subject and in weirdness of title.

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

101 Uses for a Dead Cat. (Pencil Sharpener .. nuff said). Oh and no kitties were harmed in the writing or cartoons associated)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

"the complete manual of suicide". sadly, it's in japanese only. I imagine "the peaceful pill handbook" comes close in English, both in subject and in weirdness of title.

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

101 Uses for a Dead Cat. (Pencil Sharpener .. nuff said). Oh and no kitties were harmed in the writing or cartoons associated)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

The Get Your **** Together Journal. (don't remember the author)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

The geography of madness: penis thieves, voodoo death, and the search for the meaning of the worlds strangest syndromes. By Frank Bures. Found this amazingly hilarious, surprisingly interesting, and informative book when I found out about Fan Death, like death by a using a stand or box fan in an enclosed room. So that's a thing and no I'm not going to tell you where. If you know or find out cool, however don't throw stones in glass houses please. https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781612193724

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Jeremy D • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

50 Pics Of Interesting, Horrible Or Weird Designs That Made People Say ‘What The House?!’

Who's the groom, the dryer?

"What Could Go Wrong": 49 Of The Absolute Worst Home Improvement Fails To Make You Cringe

Tile closest to the door corner is the wrong direction

30 Funny And Bizarre Pics From The "Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras" Twitter Page

That's Ichika Nito from Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhQpLuDa-M

Jeremy D • commented on a post 3 years ago

40 Of The Most Satisfying Petty Revenge Stories People Shared In This Viral Online Thread

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stucco

Jeremy D • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

My Girlfriend Bet Me She Could Write Any Swear Word On My Calculator, I Bet Her $50 She Couldn’t

JamieHavs reply

In 4th grade we were learning about Native Americans and had a homework assignment to come up with Native American sounding names for ourselves. I chose “Spotted one” because I had a lot of freckles back then. The next day when we were revealing our new “Native American names” I just so happened to be sitting next to the biggest crush of my life at that time and, being a stupid 10year old, thought that farting by her would make her laugh and like me. I kept ripping a*s inside of this giant teepee with all of my classmates stuck inside it, the teacher growing more upset. When it was finally my turn to reveal my name and explain why I chose it, that crush of mine said, “it better be O Stinky One!” and everyone started laughing at me. Panicked, I had to think of something quick… I said, “oh yea, you thought those were bad, wait until you smell this one…!” And tried as hard as I could to rip the loudest and smelliest fart of all time, only to completely s**t my pants on front of everyone. Umbros were super popular at that time (1994) and they did me no favors here. Diarrhea was all over the floor. Kids were screaming and running out of the teepee as quick as possible and it ended up collapsing on me, alone, in my poop teepee. The teacher made everyone go outside to calm down and called my mom to come get me. I was so embarrassed and begged my mom to never make me go back to school. It took them forever to coerce me to leave the poop tent and they wrapped me in towels and carried me out to the car. I was carried by all of my classmates who were all screaming at me and laughing. I remember closing my eyes and basically faking like I was dead, hoping it would all go away. They weren’t falling for it. Almost 30 years later and it still gets brought up to me at least once per year. Kids are mean. 💩😂

30 Funny And Bizarre Pics From The "Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras" Twitter Page

That's Ichika Nito from Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhQpLuDa-M

Jeremy D • upvoted 5 items 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

"the complete manual of suicide". sadly, it's in japanese only. I imagine "the peaceful pill handbook" comes close in English, both in subject and in weirdness of title.

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

The Get Your **** Together Journal. (don't remember the author)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

101 Uses for a Dead Cat. (Pencil Sharpener .. nuff said). Oh and no kitties were harmed in the writing or cartoons associated)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

The geography of madness: penis thieves, voodoo death, and the search for the meaning of the worlds strangest syndromes. By Frank Bures. Found this amazingly hilarious, surprisingly interesting, and informative book when I found out about Fan Death, like death by a using a stand or box fan in an enclosed room. So that's a thing and no I'm not going to tell you where. If you know or find out cool, however don't throw stones in glass houses please. https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781612193724

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Book Title You've Ever Come Across?

Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

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