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Salem • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

30 People Share How They Went From Loving To Hating Someone In Seconds

Yup. Hey people, NON-PENETRATIVE/PENAL SEX IS STILL RAPE. Forcible kissing is sexual assault. Repeated, unrelenting requests to go on a date is sexual harassment. There is NO grey area in sexual assault.

30 People Share How They Went From Loving To Hating Someone In Seconds

No brackets! That's rape!

Salem • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

People Talk About Which Celebrities Are Totally Different Behind The Scenes (30 Answers)

foreshadowing

30 People On Twitter Are Sharing How Much Stress They Deal With At Their Jobs That Pay Less Than $40 Grand A Year

close your mouth and never open it again :)

People Share 30 Stupid Questions They Were Asked That Made Them Facepalm

imagine its an adult kid instead of a 5 year old asking the question

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Salem • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

I'm interested to hear the source of this claim. Here in CA, if a police officer or correctional officer are charged with domestic violence, they are fired. I don't believe your statistic is correct.

40 Funny And Bizarre Things Pets Do According To Their Owners Who Claim That Nobody Believes Them

The same animals who eat elastic hair ties, poop, barbecue grill brushes, their own toys, people toys, garbage, and fabric?

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

I'm interested to hear the source of this claim. Here in CA, if a police officer or correctional officer are charged with domestic violence, they are fired. I don't believe your statistic is correct.

40 Funny And Bizarre Things Pets Do According To Their Owners Who Claim That Nobody Believes Them

The same animals who eat elastic hair ties, poop, barbecue grill brushes, their own toys, people toys, garbage, and fabric?

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

False equivalence bro

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

If we had equality women would also have had this stat. So uh, y'all did this to yourself.

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

but God killed a bunch of people through the old testament so that kept the average pretty low lol

40 Funny And Bizarre Things Pets Do According To Their Owners Who Claim That Nobody Believes Them

"I dare you Sandra. Feel the burn or feel the claws" 😸

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

Judging by the picture it hepls with builiding the team spirit

50 Times People Spotted Something Magnificent In The Nature And Had To Share It Online

Camouflaged perfectly

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I once saw my mom buy a present and she told me it was a Christmas present for my cousin and I nodded along, secretly smiling and excited because of COURSE the present was for me, I’d mentioned I would have liked it and circled it in the Christmas catalogue. Guess who was disappointed and confused at lack of said present on Christmas Day and whose mom looked perplexed and said “but I TOLD you that wasn’t for you”!

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Greedy And Delusional Landlords, And Here Are Their 40 Best Posts (New Pics)

Only in the USA (sorry, Americans, I am sure it's a great country, but things like these really are only possible in the USA)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Infuriating Moment With Someone?

It was one of the first basketball games of the season, and I had made it onto the school team. We were lined up for a free throw and as soon as the girl let go of the ball I boxed out the girl next to me. After that, I start to walk away back to my position but the girl I was boxing out came up behind me and shoved me, and screamed " GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!" I'm normally pretty calm and collected, but that really pissed me off, because throughout the whole game the other team was being overly physical and that was the last straw, so I screamed back "HEY I'M JUST PLAYING THE GAME, IT"S NOTHING PERSONAL." the other girl was really pissed, so she came at me with her hand raised like she was going to hit me so I Punched her in her nose before she could hit me, but she pushed me to the ground and was about to start kicking me when the parents and the ref came and broke up the fight. But the thing is, we were playing at our rival school's gym, so everybody knew about it the next day at school.

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Infuriating Moment With Someone?

When people don't appreciate time. It's probably just ten minutes late for you, but in ten minutes I could feed my dog, water my plan, have proper meal or take longer sleep!

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Salem • upvoted 12 items 3 years ago

Political Evolution Of Millennials

Just Work Hard And You'll Succeed

Political Evolution Of Millennials

Just Work Hard And You'll Succeed

Don’t Forget Their Morning Routines

Translation: Ok Boomer

Mao

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Whenever I see a humongous dog, I can’t help thinking about the size of the shite you’d be picking up in the backyard

What Was Your Most Infuriating Moment With Someone?

in school, i was working on a group project (i was like 11 at the time) and there was this person in the group who i did not like. they were't concentrating and my friend had to keep repeating the answers over and Over and OVER. we were working on this one question, and my friend and i were figuring it out, and the kid i didnt like (lets call her mary) looks at the teacher and shouts "teacher! what page is the answer on!? these dummies cant figure it out!" i was mad. i kept it in but not for long. my friend then says to mary "please, mary we are trying to help you". and mary then goes in an awful high pitched voice "wE aRe TrYiNg To HeLp YoU!!". i had had it, i had been putting up with it all afternoon. and my friend, she is the sweetest person in the world. i stood up, slowly, put on my death stare (i have a really really good one) and i screamed, "YOU SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP NOW! SOPHIA HAS NEVER DONE A SINGLE THING TO YOU! WE WERE NICE TO YOU! WE PUT UP WITH YOU! AND HOW DO YOU REPAY US!? YOU TREAT US LIKE BULL CRAP! YOU MOCK US, YOU JUDGE US, YOU EMBARRASS US! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!? (i put on my scary voice) It. Stops. Now. my friend was shocked, i never yell. mary was shocked, she didn't know i could yell. i was shocked, and proud of myself. by the way, i didn't yell just because of that one thing, she was mean to my friend and i before that too. before, she was talking to people about me saying "what is wrong with her, with the boy haircut, and wearing pants all the time. why is she like trying to be a boy? ew!) and that's just insaulting (sorry if i didn't spell that right🙂)

39 Creative Drawings On Pictures Of Everyday Objects Created By This Artist

what are you doing step-industrial pipe

Photographs Come To Life In The Hands Of This Artist

40 Times People Were Unbelievably Stupid, As Shared By This Online Group

thats weird way to tell people his great grandpa raped his slaves

40 Times People Were Unbelievably Stupid, As Shared By This Online Group

A fetus at 12 weeks does not have features so distinct yet. They're kind of transparent and goopy looking.

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

yall r so dramatic, its a G I F T. he prolly had stinky feet anyways

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Salem • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Salem • commented on 8 posts 3 years ago

40 Times People Were Unbelievably Stupid, As Shared By This Online Group

HUHH

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

yall r so dramatic, its a G I F T. he prolly had stinky feet anyways

40 Times People Were Unbelievably Stupid, As Shared By This Online Group

HUHH

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

yall r so dramatic, its a G I F T. he prolly had stinky feet anyways

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

its an empty box for a tool dude. she probably thought it would be funny to do and he got mad over a funny joke

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

why is the "red" one 8 dollars more

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

it just kept getting worse and worse

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

her account is satire

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

i think this is satire

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

this one is so bad it has to be satire right????

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Salem • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Infuriating Moment With Someone? (Closed)

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Salem • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

thats fiction bro, go off of actual facts lol

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

"mens issues" girl stfu aint nobody oppressing men, get a grip lmao yall r treated SO much better in society

People Talk About Which Celebrities Are Totally Different Behind The Scenes (30 Answers)

foreshadowing

30 People On Twitter Are Sharing How Much Stress They Deal With At Their Jobs That Pay Less Than $40 Grand A Year

close your mouth and never open it again :)

People Share 30 Stupid Questions They Were Asked That Made Them Facepalm

imagine its an adult kid instead of a 5 year old asking the question

Salem • commented on 15 posts 3 years ago

40 Times People Were Unbelievably Stupid, As Shared By This Online Group

HUHH

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

yall r so dramatic, its a G I F T. he prolly had stinky feet anyways

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

its an empty box for a tool dude. she probably thought it would be funny to do and he got mad over a funny joke

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

why is the "red" one 8 dollars more

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

it just kept getting worse and worse

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

her account is satire

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

i think this is satire

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

this one is so bad it has to be satire right????

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

i doubt this actually happened

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

i would find it pretty funny tbh, its literally just a joke between siblings that one person got butthurt over

40 People Reveal Rude-As-Hell Gifts They've Received

you cant base a persons entire relationship on a bad gift, she probably just got a last minute gift for their boyfriend

The Winners Of “The Environmental Photographer Of The Year 2021” Have Been Announced (26 Pics)

how would the plants get co2?

The Winners Of “The Environmental Photographer Of The Year 2021” Have Been Announced (26 Pics)

why is he taking pictures instead of helping the kid??

35 Times People Wanted To Be Popular On Social Media So Bad, They Did Horrible Things For It (New Pics)

views, comments, etc. any interaction with the post gives him money.

35 Times People Wanted To Be Popular On Social Media So Bad, They Did Horrible Things For It (New Pics)

no, she was proving that the security in the school was awful and could let literally anyone in, even a 30 year old woman.

Salem • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

30 People Share How They Went From Loving To Hating Someone In Seconds

No brackets! That's rape!

Salem • upvoted 17 items 2 years ago

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

but God killed a bunch of people through the old testament so that kept the average pretty low lol

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

Judging by the picture it hepls with builiding the team spirit

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

If we had equality women would also have had this stat. So uh, y'all did this to yourself.

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

False equivalence bro

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

I'm interested to hear the source of this claim. Here in CA, if a police officer or correctional officer are charged with domestic violence, they are fired. I don't believe your statistic is correct.

40 Funny And Bizarre Things Pets Do According To Their Owners Who Claim That Nobody Believes Them

"I dare you Sandra. Feel the burn or feel the claws" 😸

40 Funny And Bizarre Things Pets Do According To Their Owners Who Claim That Nobody Believes Them

The same animals who eat elastic hair ties, poop, barbecue grill brushes, their own toys, people toys, garbage, and fabric?

Mao

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Greedy And Delusional Landlords, And Here Are Their 40 Best Posts (New Pics)

Only in the USA (sorry, Americans, I am sure it's a great country, but things like these really are only possible in the USA)

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

50 Times People Spotted Something Magnificent In The Nature And Had To Share It Online

Camouflaged perfectly

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Infuriating Moment With Someone?

When people don't appreciate time. It's probably just ten minutes late for you, but in ten minutes I could feed my dog, water my plan, have proper meal or take longer sleep!