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Janus Preez

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Janus Preez • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Person Wonders How People Unknowingly Altered Their Bodies For The Worse, Receives 31 Responses

Wait till you hit your 40's - then you start losing teeth

Janus Preez • commented on a post 3 months ago

“It Will Happen To You”: 35 Unexpected Parts Of Aging, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Like your teeth starting to fall out

Janus Preez • commented on a post 8 months ago

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

and then there were sequels

Janus Preez • upvoted an item 8 months ago

ladderboy124 reply

Probably Event Horizon.

doomonyou1999:

I still have nightmares related to this film.

Janus Preez • commented on a post 9 months ago

45 Nostalgic Memes That You Might Appreciate If You Grew Up During The '90s

and you still see what they had for lunch

Janus Preez • upvoted an item 10 months ago

45 Nostalgic Memes That You Might Appreciate If You Grew Up During The '90s

Janus Preez • commented on a post 11 months ago

“The Broom That Just Won't Stay Still”: 40 Things People Started To Hate Over Time

At least your teeth are not falling out like mine

Janus Preez • commented on 15 posts 1 year ago

30 Bad Habits That A Shocking Amount Of People Have

Or taking a call on speakerphone in public, especially an elevator

"I Love Nostalgia": 35 Posts From The Past You Have To Be Old Enough To Get (New Pics)

1999

30 Bad Habits That A Shocking Amount Of People Have

Or taking a call on speakerphone in public, especially an elevator

"I Love Nostalgia": 35 Posts From The Past You Have To Be Old Enough To Get (New Pics)

1999

"I Love Nostalgia": 35 Posts From The Past You Have To Be Old Enough To Get (New Pics)

And after 3 messages you're phone were full

“And I Thought I Was Lazy”: 50 People Who Took Laziness To Infuriating Levels (New Pics)

Even the dog looks disgusted

Someone Asks “What Is A Popular Belief That Has Been Scientifically Proven Wrong?” And People Deliver 30 Illuminating Responses

They haven't tested my kids

39 Of The Most Breathtaking Forgotten Places Shared In The ‘Abandoned Beauties’ Facebook Group

I dont see why these places gets abandoned. Upkeep, yes. But is there really no buyers ? How do they keep people from squatting there ?

39 Of The Most Breathtaking Forgotten Places Shared In The ‘Abandoned Beauties’ Facebook Group

and yet the pool's water look better than my swimming pool

"What Is One Strange Thing You’re Addicted To?": 30 Odd Things Our Community Can’t Live Without

Absolutely

30 Times People Realized They’re Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box, As Shared In This Online Group

I once went to the store to get screws, came back with a treadmill and no screws

50 Funny “I Hate My Job” Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Please help me understand

30 Creepy Facts Not For The Fainthearted, As Shared On This Online Thread

and then some of them eat them

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Janus Preez • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

Quicherbichen1 reply

Stopping with their shopping carts in the middle of the grocery aisle and walking over to the other side while they browse the shelves. Move your f*****g cart out of the way so the rest of us can pass through.

phillupontakos reply

Interrupting.

Janus Preez • upvoted an item 2 years ago

30 Rare Old Pics Of Celebs Shared By A Page "Dedicated To Those Who Cherish The Past"

Upvoting this one because.... Keanu!!!!

Janus Preez • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

Introverted And Anxious People Reveal That These 30 Situations Are A Nightmare For Them

Everything that can be said in a presentation, can be said even better in an email. Why the need for presentations ?

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Where are their bodies ?

Introverted And Anxious People Reveal That These 30 Situations Are A Nightmare For Them

Everything that can be said in a presentation, can be said even better in an email. Why the need for presentations ?

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Where are their bodies ?

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Thats a keeper

“Take My Money!”: 50 Wacky Products You Didn't Know You Needed, As Shared By The "Odditymall" Facebook Page (New Pics)

Never know when the next zombie apocalypse will be

50 Times People Noticed Something Dreamlike And Shared Photos On The "Accidental Surrealism" Group

Salvator dhali vibes

50 Times People Noticed Something Dreamlike And Shared Photos On The "Accidental Surrealism" Group

Mr Burns!

50 Times People Noticed Something Dreamlike And Shared Photos On The "Accidental Surrealism" Group

Friends don't let friends overdo leg day

50 Times People Noticed Something Dreamlike And Shared Photos On The "Accidental Surrealism" Group

I bet she's a cat person

40 Introvert Jokes That Show What Less Talkative People Feel

Yes, just smile and nod

40 Introvert Jokes That Show What Less Talkative People Feel

....and also laugh at them

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

Thats not well done, thats splendid

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

Are you Shrek ?

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

Cut of theirs, and take their stuff

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

Its blue

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

If it doesnt fit, then you are not using enough force

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Janus Preez • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Janus Preez • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Person Wonders How People Unknowingly Altered Their Bodies For The Worse, Receives 31 Responses

Wait till you hit your 40's - then you start losing teeth

Janus Preez • commented on a post 3 months ago

“It Will Happen To You”: 35 Unexpected Parts Of Aging, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Like your teeth starting to fall out

Janus Preez • commented on a post 8 months ago

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

and then there were sequels

Janus Preez • commented on a post 9 months ago

45 Nostalgic Memes That You Might Appreciate If You Grew Up During The '90s

and you still see what they had for lunch

Janus Preez • commented on a post 11 months ago

“The Broom That Just Won't Stay Still”: 40 Things People Started To Hate Over Time

At least your teeth are not falling out like mine

Janus Preez • commented on 15 posts 1 year ago

30 Bad Habits That A Shocking Amount Of People Have

Or taking a call on speakerphone in public, especially an elevator

"I Love Nostalgia": 35 Posts From The Past You Have To Be Old Enough To Get (New Pics)

1999

"I Love Nostalgia": 35 Posts From The Past You Have To Be Old Enough To Get (New Pics)

And after 3 messages you're phone were full

“And I Thought I Was Lazy”: 50 People Who Took Laziness To Infuriating Levels (New Pics)

Even the dog looks disgusted

50 Times Architects Failed So Badly, They Got Shamed Online

Who needs a balcony on the ground floor

50 Times Architects Failed So Badly, They Got Shamed Online

I really want to see the plumbing

50 People Share Just How Annoying Their Coworkers Really Are

Looks like Gremlin breeding ground

50 People Share Just How Annoying Their Coworkers Really Are

At least she asked and not demanded. Also she said thank you at the end.

Someone Asks “What Is A Popular Belief That Has Been Scientifically Proven Wrong?” And People Deliver 30 Illuminating Responses

They haven't tested my kids

39 Of The Most Breathtaking Forgotten Places Shared In The ‘Abandoned Beauties’ Facebook Group

I dont see why these places gets abandoned. Upkeep, yes. But is there really no buyers ? How do they keep people from squatting there ?

39 Of The Most Breathtaking Forgotten Places Shared In The ‘Abandoned Beauties’ Facebook Group

and yet the pool's water look better than my swimming pool

"What Is One Strange Thing You’re Addicted To?": 30 Odd Things Our Community Can’t Live Without

Absolutely

30 Times People Realized They’re Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box, As Shared In This Online Group

I once went to the store to get screws, came back with a treadmill and no screws

50 Funny “I Hate My Job” Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Please help me understand

30 Creepy Facts Not For The Fainthearted, As Shared On This Online Thread

and then some of them eat them

Janus Preez • upvoted an item 8 months ago

ladderboy124 reply

Probably Event Horizon.

doomonyou1999:

I still have nightmares related to this film.

Janus Preez • upvoted an item 9 months ago

45 Nostalgic Memes That You Might Appreciate If You Grew Up During The '90s

Janus Preez • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

Quicherbichen1 reply

phillupontakos reply

Interrupting.

Janus Preez • upvoted 14 items 2 years ago

30 Rare Old Pics Of Celebs Shared By A Page "Dedicated To Those Who Cherish The Past"

Upvoting this one because.... Keanu!!!!

40 Interesting And Helpful Charts And Infographics For Every Traveler Out There

We drink tap water in South Africa - we even drink it right out of the hose while watering the garden!

corrado33 reply

"You can achieve anything you put your mind to" is NOT true. Not even close. Genetics play a HUGE role in whether or not someone will be a good athlete, or a super successful scientist. Can you be an "OK" athlete if you try really hard and practice really hard? Sure. Will you break world records or play for a professional team? No. You have to be especially gifted in the genetics department to do those sorts of things. The same thing applies for mental pursuits. Not everyone is smart. Some people just don't... get it. You can try a million different ways of teaching a subject and some people just... won't... get it. Critical thinking (the ability to see a problem and visualize how to get a solution) comes MUCH MORE EASILY to some people than to others. Can you sit there and memorize things and get good grades and what not? Absolutely. Will you ever be a scientist who does extremely important research and solves the world's next huge problem? Probably not, unless you get hired because of nepotism are dragged along by someone who IS good at critical thinking. Furthermore, much of what you CAN do is limited by who you know. If you're rich or your parents are rich and they know lots of people and have a large social network or a lot of people who want to please them for one reason or another, you'll likely find a job in whatever career you want to extremely easily provided you're not totally inept. If you're the first in your family to get a degree and aren't good at maintaining a social network you'll likely have an extremely hard time finding a job, even if you are the person best suited for the jobs you are applying for. Even if the job you're applying for is LITERALLY what you spent 5 years getting a PhD on, if you don't know somebody, you likely won't get that job.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

This comment currently has more upvotes than the post itself-

30 Cringe-Worthy Minor Inconveniences That People Deem As “Middle Class Problems”

120% I tip when they don't talk to me. No tip when they talk or worse ask about weather, where you going, plans. I don't know you, I'm also not blind and can see the weather so I have nothing to add. If they do talk I try to be polite and say I'm not interested in conversation. Usually that puts a stop. For people saying how Ari sounds like a blast to have around, keep in mind not everyone needs a human connection, my mission in life is to pass through without making any connections that are not lasting. This includes family, colleagues, random strangers. I just don't have that need to anyone to ask me about my life/day/plans. It's may, I have been able to go through months without seeing anyone but mum and my partner. And after 13+ years with him I'm not even sure that we have said more than 10000 words to each other. Some people just prefer not to interfere with random people, and are content with this. I prefer comfortable quiet, considering active listening is not common

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

40 Homes That Feel Too Dreamy To Be Real, As Shared On The ‘Somewhere I Would Like To Live’ Instagram Account

Feels like Tellietubbies

Rudest-Celebrities-Stories

Eminem. I was in Denver once and I was waiting for an autograph with my little brother. It was a really cold and we waited for like 3 or 4 hours. He just said no.

Trolling Ancaps, Temporarily Inconvenienced Billionaires

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

wholeheartedly disagree here: by frequently turning, flipping and moving the steak you even out hot spots and get more even browning without burning. so long as you're not squishing the juices out this method hurts nothing. With how this lacks the reasons for the advice of "leave the steak alone", it comes off as sheer preference. Tell us: what bad thing happens when this rule is violated? (Spoiler: nothing)

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

A steak doesn't belong in a pan. It belongs on a braai / BBQ

Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid

depends on whether you have s**t lemonjuice in your country or not.

Things-Guys-Wish-Women-Knew

If you take the initiative and ask an average looking dude out, there's like a 99% chance he'll say yes.

Things-Guys-Wish-Women-Knew

We actually really want to be complimented too. A 60 year old women complimented me 5 years ago and it still makes me feel good, which just shows how little we get compliments.

Janus Preez • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago