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Queen J
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7 posts
28 comments
114 upvotes
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Hi 😬🫠
Bisexual
She/her
And I am a singer(beginner)
Queen J • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago
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Queen J • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago
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Many people (choose to) think Chris Brown just slapped Rihanna once. He strangled her, bit her fingers and ear, slammed her head against the dashboard and window (yeah he was DRIVING while doing this, the police report says Rihanna could feel the car swerving) and said he was going to kill her when they got home. He had, in a previous argument, thrown her against a wall. He beat her in the car because she discovered he was talking to an ex and wouldn't drop the issue. He only stopped because she began screaming for help. He left her screaming in the car and ran home. Nobody came to help her, one person called 911 from their house nearby after hearing her screams.Show All 5 Upvotes
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Hey,pandas Tell Me One Thing Or More That You Hate The Most
When you laugh so hard you shoot soda out your nostrils ( that is , when your drinking soda)
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I'm in college and I'm lucky enough to be able to rent a house, but I do have housemates, one of which we will call Cade. Cade is 6'4", somewhat portly, kinda a quiet guy most of the time but a pretty sassy gay dude once you get past the first barrier. Anyway, one day I came into the kitchen and I see him washing the dishes. Cool, no big deal, we don't have an automatic dishwasher and it was his turn. I'm about to leave when I see him pick something up off the counter, bite into it, then set it back down. I only stop to look because I notice oddly the thing is bright yellow, and usually people don't just eat bright yellow things. Turns out Cade eats lemons. Like apples. With the peel still on. I confronted him about it and he thinks it's the funniest thing ever that I'm freaked out by it, so now once or twice a week I get a snapchat of him aggressively eating a lemon at me. I think we're gonna be friends for a long time.
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This Artist Continues To Create Amazing Logic-Challenging Photo Manipulations (70 New Pics)
Hey Pandas, Tell Me A Dark Story/Secret You Find Out About Anyone
One of the kids in my band class is secretly pregnant and her parents don't know. And her now ex bf is trying to pick up my crush.
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Text-Jokes
A: Hey someone changed the name of all the contacts in my phone and I'm trying to figure out who everyone is. B: What's my contact name? A: Darth Vader, but who is this? B: Luke... I'm your father. A: Haha very funny. Now really who is this? B: It's your father, Luke. I knew your name would entertain me one day.disturbing-celebrity-secrets
Many people (choose to) think Chris Brown just slapped Rihanna once. He strangled her, bit her fingers and ear, slammed her head against the dashboard and window (yeah he was DRIVING while doing this, the police report says Rihanna could feel the car swerving) and said he was going to kill her when they got home. He had, in a previous argument, thrown her against a wall. He beat her in the car because she discovered he was talking to an ex and wouldn't drop the issue. He only stopped because she began screaming for help. He left her screaming in the car and ran home. Nobody came to help her, one person called 911 from their house nearby after hearing her screams. Queen J • upvoted 14 items 2 years ago
Hey,pandas Tell Me One Thing Or More That You Hate The Most
When you laugh so hard you shoot soda out your nostrils ( that is , when your drinking soda)YellowCladKing reply
I'm in college and I'm lucky enough to be able to rent a house, but I do have housemates, one of which we will call Cade. Cade is 6'4", somewhat portly, kinda a quiet guy most of the time but a pretty sassy gay dude once you get past the first barrier. Anyway, one day I came into the kitchen and I see him washing the dishes. Cool, no big deal, we don't have an automatic dishwasher and it was his turn. I'm about to leave when I see him pick something up off the counter, bite into it, then set it back down. I only stop to look because I notice oddly the thing is bright yellow, and usually people don't just eat bright yellow things. Turns out Cade eats lemons. Like apples. With the peel still on. I confronted him about it and he thinks it's the funniest thing ever that I'm freaked out by it, so now once or twice a week I get a snapchat of him aggressively eating a lemon at me. I think we're gonna be friends for a long time. Digital Art
This Artist Continues To Create Amazing Logic-Challenging Photo Manipulations (70 New Pics)
Hey Pandas, Tell Me A Dark Story/Secret You Find Out About Anyone
For way too long I worked in a grocery store cutting steaks and grinding hamburger, amongst other things. The meat department had these huge windows which was a gift and a curse if you ask me, but thats beside the point. Anyway, you work in the same room every day, with these big windows long enough and you start seeing the same people over and over. Some are hot chicks, some are bankers, lawyers, mechanics, whatever. The point Im trying to make is, some people look weirder than others. One guy I thought to be particularly weird, he always wore overalls and white tshirts. Its not real weird if youre a old farmer, but this guy was maybe late 30s. His blonde hair was cut was a little weird too. And he spoke with an un-natural soft-spokenness when he did speak to anyone. We saw this guy every week for years and all we (the dept) could conclude rationally was that this guy must be 'special needs'. Fast forward a few months one day the guy stops my coworker Tim out on the floor to ask about whatever. I wasnt out there. Didnt hear the conversation. Tim comes in off the floor and says to me, 'You know what? I think that guy is gay.' (Not that theres anything wrong with that) to which I replied 'Maybe he is'. Ah, who cares right? So a few weeks or months, perhaps a year (I drank alot more back then) goes by, and this guy comes in with another man, and I could tell immediately that Tim was correct in his previous assessment of the guy. Too correct in fact. Cause this new guy looked super off-putting. Creepy even. Then the sudden realization hit me. I went back into my department, pointed the two guys out to my friend Tim and I said 'Tim, tell me that guy doesnt dress like that to look like a young boy for his partner there.'. Tim looks at them, then he looks back at me and says 'What you just said about them is f****d up. F****d up because youre probably right.' Tim and I were quiet for the rest of our respective shifts. Queen J • is following 5 people
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