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Jacob Stone

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Jacob Stone • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 Funny Memes From This IG Page To Scroll Through Instead Of Doing Literally Anything Else

the correct amount is too much for dinner, but too little for leftovers

Jacob Stone • commented on 21 posts 6 months ago

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Chaotic Neutral?

"Park In Front Of A Bank": 30 People Share Their Best Life Hacks

this also works for housing, too!

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Chaotic Neutral?

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

I give this 4 giggles out of 22 chuckles. good job!

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

hey, on the bright side, if you find someone annoying you can drop a shoe on them!

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

and he still has his cigar with a grin on his face. even though I'm American, I can see why he's called the British Bulldog.

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

jeez, what kinda loot do they drop?

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

so, if I could get away with it, and nothing would be damaged, I would so totally BASE jump from there.

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

when she says she's paying tonight:

This FB Page Is Dedicated To Finding The Best Posts On Tumblr, Here Are 45 Of Them

or...y'know...it's not about apperances? it's the quality of character of the person.

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

kids are expensive, and people are crazy. before you have kids, give this stuff a real good think. I'm serious, because what you do can and will affect the child for better or worse, a life will be in your hands. please be responsible if you do have kids.

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

indie games such as Celeste are renowned for their high quality and very fun mechanics, while AAA games such as cyberpunk (it's way better now, you should play it!) came out bugged, many promised mechanics weren't present, and it was 60 USD. Celeste was going for roughly 15 USD when it came out.

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

Harvard (the college) has their coding courses online for free, last I checked.

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

imagine the fact that you will have to JAILBREAK (find a work around for all of you less tech savvy pandas) your own car.

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

fun fact: it's only valuable because there isn't that many people doing it. law of resource scarcity (e.x. gold)

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

I once saw an ad on TV of a company using AI impersonating JFK to support a company that has only existed since 2013

"The Absolute Best Of The Best": 40 Of The Most Talented People

at first I thought this was fake, but if you look at her clothes you can see very minor tells in the shading. wonderful job!

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Jacob Stone • commented on 9 posts 7 months ago

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

just so you know, if you go to a country that has its own language, expect them to use their respective language.

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

THE TITLE THOUGH!!!

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

just so you know, if you go to a country that has its own language, expect them to use their respective language.

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

THE TITLE THOUGH!!!

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

this is illegal as all get-out, but have fun,dude. it's all fun and games till you hit a screaming speedbump

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

hey, a YouTuber/voice actor actually dubs this. his name is Aleks Le, and it's absolutely hilarious.

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

...aaand there you have it folks! the winner in the "jumping to conclusions" category for this years' online olympics!

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

how did he sign the paper? I wouldn't sign something like that, so I doubt that the kid did either. I smell an illegal forgery.

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

there's a simple graph that I'll use for parenting when I have kids. it goes like this: does your kid understand reason? if no, they won't understand why you're hitting them. if yes, then use reason so they can understand what they did wrong and grow as a person.

50 Pictures That Are Unhinged, Unexplainable, And Unnerving (New Pics)

it deals extra fire damage, and, it's name is the RPLL. the Rocket Propelled Lava Lamp

50 Pictures That Are Unhinged, Unexplainable, And Unnerving (New Pics)

бабушка рвет!

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Jacob Stone • commented on 7 posts 8 months ago

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

you are the main character. but only when you play the good route, where you are nice to everyone, hopefully.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: 40 Ridiculous Pieces Of Clothing That Got Shamed On This Group

shorts? nah, how about BIGS

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

you are the main character. but only when you play the good route, where you are nice to everyone, hopefully.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: 40 Ridiculous Pieces Of Clothing That Got Shamed On This Group

shorts? nah, how about BIGS

“Epic Comment God”: 45 Times The Comments Deserved More Praise Than The Post Itself

don't even dog on Jlordia, dude. he did nothin wrong

People Share “Uncomplicated Yet Highly Efficient” Life Hacks, Here Are The 30 Best Posts

beats wearing no pants

People Share “Uncomplicated Yet Highly Efficient” Life Hacks, Here Are The 30 Best Posts

the sun can cause skin cancer. put on sunscreen.

50 Times People Had Such Bad Luck, The Internet Felt For Them

my half-brother, who was like 6 at the time threw a bottle filled with pee, and my mother freaked out. not over the fact that he threw pee on me, but because she needed it for a passing a drug test for work. a direct-ish quote from her is "I needed that for work, d***it!"

50 Times People Had Such Bad Luck, The Internet Felt For Them

as an American, I can personally tell you that my uncle lost his leg because he couldn't afford any insulin because he got laid off from work.

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Jacob Stone • commented on a post 9 months ago

50 Times “Idiots At Work” Showed Just How Stupid Humans Can Be

it's safe because it hasn't failed yet

Jacob Stone • commented on a post 11 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Horrid Memes Posted On FB, Here Are 30 Of The Worst

it's almost like old things become obsolete when time goes on. (and I'm not talking about technology, whoever made this.)

Jacob Stone • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is A Work Pun You Know? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Way You Have Found Your Best Friend

Jacob Stone • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is A Good Book Idea You Read And Would Love To Share? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Rename Your Favorite Video Game, Based On The Bad Parts Only (Closed)

Ask Pandas

When Have You Ever Gone To Hell And Back?

Jacob Stone • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Work Pun You Know? (Closed)

Jacob Stone • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Rename Your Favorite Video Game, Based On The Bad Parts Only (Closed)

When Have You Ever Gone To Hell And Back?

Jacob Stone • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 Funny Memes From This IG Page To Scroll Through Instead Of Doing Literally Anything Else

the correct amount is too much for dinner, but too little for leftovers

Jacob Stone • commented on 19 posts 6 months ago

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Chaotic Neutral?

"Park In Front Of A Bank": 30 People Share Their Best Life Hacks

this also works for housing, too!

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

it's...important doccuments

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

FELLAS, is it gay to get married to a woman? I mean, you're marrying someone who likes men!

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

yeah. you.

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

oh God...

“Living In Hawaii”: 30 Things People Dream Of Until They Actually Get It

don't say "I'm depressed" if you aren't, it kinda ruins the movement behind it if you're found out to be lying.

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

I give this 4 giggles out of 22 chuckles. good job!

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

hey, on the bright side, if you find someone annoying you can drop a shoe on them!

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

and he still has his cigar with a grin on his face. even though I'm American, I can see why he's called the British Bulldog.

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

jeez, what kinda loot do they drop?

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

so, if I could get away with it, and nothing would be damaged, I would so totally BASE jump from there.

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

when she says she's paying tonight:

This FB Page Is Dedicated To Finding The Best Posts On Tumblr, Here Are 45 Of Them

or...y'know...it's not about apperances? it's the quality of character of the person.

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

Harvard (the college) has their coding courses online for free, last I checked.

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

imagine the fact that you will have to JAILBREAK (find a work around for all of you less tech savvy pandas) your own car.

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

fun fact: it's only valuable because there isn't that many people doing it. law of resource scarcity (e.x. gold)

Jacob Stone • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Work Pun You Know?

*death comes* Death-hello i’m here for you You- oh, finally a break!

Hey Pandas, What Is A Work Pun You Know?

I work with my dad, who owns a janitorial business. we clean, wax and strip. his favorite pun was "I'm a professional Stripper. I'm so good, they pay me to keep my clothes on." he always gets dirty looks from mom when he says this, and he and I break down laughing regardless.