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Mr. Clean

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Mr. Clean • upvoted 40 items 1 year ago

50 Pizza Crimes That Are Way Worse Than Pineapple On Pizza

Pizza on pineapple.

Tech Support People Share The Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job, Here Are 45 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Protocol is to physically destroy the disk in most places. In Freedomland they shoot it, in Historystealingland they stab it, here in Wehavenopowerland we run it over with our cars. Fun stuff.

50 Pizza Crimes That Are Way Worse Than Pineapple On Pizza

Pizza on pineapple.

Tech Support People Share The Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job, Here Are 45 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Protocol is to physically destroy the disk in most places. In Freedomland they shoot it, in Historystealingland they stab it, here in Wehavenopowerland we run it over with our cars. Fun stuff.

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

Baby won't appreciate it, better send it to me :)

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

Well, I LOVE it so much!

40 People That Had The Audacity To File Complaints For The Most Stupid Reasons, Only To Be Shamed Online

Imagine being so threatened by someone reading 😂 hope he got his a*s handed to him over his own behaviour 😡

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

Drawing?! 😮

40 People That Had The Audacity To File Complaints For The Most Stupid Reasons, Only To Be Shamed Online

Fire fighters broke a bedroom door, a window frame and a glass jewellery box when they came out to a fire at my home... I just thanked them! The window was the only one that was part of dealing with the actual fire and the door and box was from installing an Industrial fan to blow out the smoke afterwards. In those situations most people are just relieved it isn't worse. Wasn't as bad as the actual fire damage after all!!

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

If you sold these I would definitely be your first customer

50 Times People Made Something So Great, They Just Had To Share It On This Online Group (New Pics)

Wait, that is not a photo? O.O

therome_88 reply

I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.

ClaireBear13492 reply

Was playing Pavlov(vr game) with a group of people, one of which was this very annoying kid who kept saying something like "You're bad because you're adopted" and such like that. He did that to one dude, and the guy replies something like "I'd return the insult, but that'd imply someone wanted you" Had the whole lobby erupting. IDK if it's taken from somewhere or what.

robbycakes reply

Teacher of mine once said to a classmate who kept making the most asinine contributions to the conversation: “You make it really difficult to underestimate you.” The guy had no idea what it meant, he thought it was a compliment .

anon reply

I once had a coworker file an HR complaint against me for reading books at lunch. I told HR that he’s probably just offended I’m not reading hardcore pornography magazines on the clock like he does.

Jesskamess reply

Had a customer call corporate on me because I told her we didn't carry a certain brand of dog food. I worked at a big pet retail chain. The brand she was looking for was our biggest competitors store brand food. I told her this, even showed her the dog food on the competitors website that clearly said "You'll Only Find X Brand At X Pet Store!" As part of the add. She didn't want to go to the competitors. So I offered to show her a similar brand; though I did advise her to get the food her dog was used to so she could avoid making her dog sick at its stomach. After arguing with me about "how you should make this right!" I just told her I couldn't help her. She screamed I was rude and unhelpful, then stormed out of the store. Her reason for calling a complaint to corporate? I wouldn't go to the competitors store (which was about four blocks away from my store) to get the bag of dog food for her since she had already stopped at our store. Yeah. Her whole "you should make it right" argument was that I should leave my store, use my money to go buy her dog food, then apologize for wasting her time. My manager pulled me into the office my next shift to tell me the lady had called corporate and why. We both had a huge laugh (apparently the corporate office also found the situation hilarious and told her to get stuffed) and he bought me lunch for not losing my cool on the entitled lady.

WolfghengisKhan reply

In gradeschool I was sent to the principals office for lying about my name to a substitute teacher. I gave her my real name and the sub just couldn't believe someone would name a kid Wolfgang.

anon reply

I’m a firefighter an have had the following citizen complaints: 1. Kicked down a door to help an elderly woman who was on the floor. Her son wanted us to wait until he arrived with a key. He was 5 hours away. 2. I wouldn’t let a guy store his motorcycle in our station for winter. 3. I wouldn’t repair her stove. 4. We took too long to respond to replace a guys battery in his detector that had been beeping. We were performing CPR at the time. 5. I wouldn’t take my boots off while entering a lady’s house. It is against our protocol to take off any of our safety gear. Her house was actively on fire when she made the request.

I Create Custom Needle Felted Pet Replicas From Photographs

A Quilt I Made For A Friends Baby

Made This Embroidery A Month Ago. I Like It So Much

I Made A Reversible Astronomy Hoodie!

My Newest Drawing

Made This Little Constellation Bat!

I Made This Painting In Oil On Wood Panel

I Drew A Skeleton With Ballpen, Feedback Of Any Kind Is Appreciated

I Made A Stained Glass Panel Of Swedish Chef For My Pantry Door

Told A Girl Im Seeing That I Can Carve A "Little". She Said Sarcastically "Yes, For Sure You Can!" - So I Made A Box For Her

I Made A Literary Quote Clock Out Of An Old Kindle - It Tells The Time Entirely With Real Book Quotes

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

I'm European and I never forget, when I was a kid and my aunt brought us some candies from America, mostly chocolate. I tasted it expecting something delicious, and was so shocked when it tasted like vomit and nothing like real chocolate. I wondered for sooo long why, thanks for explanation!

crazy-cooking-facts

You know how Hershey's milk chocolate tastes "pukey" to a lot of people? (Especially Europeans who are traditionally more used to high quality chocolate) It's butyric acid, and it is intentionally part of the flavor. Back in 1899 shortly after Hershey started making chocolate, they developed the "Hershey method" which was "less sensitive to milk quality." What that means is the milk would spoil on the way to the factory or in holding, and you would end up with that acidic flavor. Well, people in America essentially just got used to it, especially after M&Ms became part of WW2 rations, and now it's just "their flavor." How they do it now isn't public knowledge but it's assumed they partially lipolyze their milk to produce butyric acid. Letting the milk spoil wouldn't fly with modern food safety laws. So yes, it does taste like puke, and it's totally on purpose.

Who_said-that reply

Apples are not true to seed. Meaning that if you plant the seed you won't get the same variety of the seed that it came from. The only way to mass produce a particular variety is to graft a branch of a known variety into the trunk of another apple tree. Then that branch starts producing the variety.

margalingo reply

Spam= SPiced+hAM

40 Posts Roasting The Hell Out Of Florida, As Shared On The "Florida Man" Instagram Page

Extra cudos for wearing crocs

40 Posts Roasting The Hell Out Of Florida, As Shared On The "Florida Man" Instagram Page

It kinda does,you know.

40 Posts Roasting The Hell Out Of Florida, As Shared On The "Florida Man" Instagram Page

This had me laughing on the toilet like a madman

40 Posts Roasting The Hell Out Of Florida, As Shared On The "Florida Man" Instagram Page

So, Florida man = stupid. Florida girl = Smart

40 Posts Roasting The Hell Out Of Florida, As Shared On The "Florida Man" Instagram Page

This is my kind of Florida man.

“That Area Is Now Sealed For The Next 100 Years”: 30 Of The Worst Mistakes Someone Has Made At A New Job

The 'instructor' also hugely at fault here. Should have been way more insistent on proper procedure being followed. That poor possum.

Funny-Florida-Jokes-Memes-Floridaman

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Mr. Clean • submitted 9 new posts 2 years ago

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I Think I Don't Have Adhd

Mr. Clean • submitted 18 list additions 2 years ago

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Mr. Clean • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's An Unpopular Opinion You Have?

Hi, this was a while ago and I was a dumb child, I don't agree with this anymore

40 People Who Were Ecstatic To Get Exactly What They Requested (New Pics)

I love garlic

People Share 50 Times They Found A Hidden Message Or Something Funny On A Receipt

Honey, where are my paaannnnttttsss?

25 Times AI Got Majorly Confused By People's Pics, And The Results Were Hilarious

Oops- XD

25 Times AI Got Majorly Confused By People's Pics, And The Results Were Hilarious

Oh- um

"I Thought It Was Normal For Too Long": 30 Weird And Disturbing Rules Parents Had Their Children Follow

Yes, of course my friend!

"I Thought It Was Normal For Too Long": 30 Weird And Disturbing Rules Parents Had Their Children Follow

Now I overeat ☺️

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Mr clean 😭😭😭😭

50 Times Old People Used Social Media And It Didn't Go Exactly As It Should Have (New Pics)

Mac and Cheese

40 Times People Saw An Object With A Threatening Aura And Just Had To Share It With Others

They're cicada shells

40 Times People Saw An Object With A Threatening Aura And Just Had To Share It With Others

KENNY!!

This Instagram Page Shares Fascinating Psychological Facts And Here’re 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Thanks for calling me out xd

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Always has been, always will be!

‘Bad Science Jokes’: 40 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good (New Pics)

Dang 🥲. Lucky

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Delightful

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

40 Times People Spotted Food In Places It Shouldn't Be And Just Had To Share Pics In This Online Group

Yes please

“They Knew It Was Serious, Now She’s Unconscious”: 40 Careless Humans That Purposely Ignored Someone Else’s Food Allergies

Banana stings my mouth and makes it numb :( (it's like this for my family) am I allergic???? :0

30 Things Americans Seem To Like, But The Rest Of The World Not So Much

Yucky 😌🙏♥️

Mr. Clean • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

50 Pizza Crimes That Are Way Worse Than Pineapple On Pizza

Pizza on pineapple.

Tech Support People Share The Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job, Here Are 45 Of The Worst (New Pics)

Protocol is to physically destroy the disk in most places. In Freedomland they shoot it, in Historystealingland they stab it, here in Wehavenopowerland we run it over with our cars. Fun stuff.

therome_88 reply

I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.

ClaireBear13492 reply

robbycakes reply

WolfghengisKhan reply

In gradeschool I was sent to the principals office for lying about my name to a substitute teacher. I gave her my real name and the sub just couldn't believe someone would name a kid Wolfgang.