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Hi! I’m DotToDot! I’m a genderfluid author who is currently trying to get their book published. I have six chickens and love them with all my heart. BoredPanda is a great space, and I’m glad I got to join!

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DotToDot • submitted a new post 4 hours ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, AITA For Confronting My Friend After He Invalidated My Identity?

DotToDot • upvoted an item 10 months ago

50 Christmas Posts That Are Beyond Wholesome (New Pics)

Uhhhm… hate to break it to you but Hamas attacked first

DotToDot • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

You LEGO People Can Relate. I’m A LEGO People. I Relate

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

"I still can't believe he's gone." "I'm not dead." "Sometimes I can still hear his voice." "I'm right here!"

You LEGO People Can Relate. I’m A LEGO People. I Relate

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

"I still can't believe he's gone." "I'm not dead." "Sometimes I can still hear his voice." "I'm right here!"

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History?

I’m a writer, and I look up the absolute weirdest stuff. I once had to look up how fast a human (and panda) body would decay, and the stages. Oh, and also lots of baby name websites. LOTS.

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DotToDot • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History? (Closed)

DotToDot • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

50 Times People Made Incredible Things Out Of Wood, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Imagine sliding down and getting a splinter in your buttcheek.

50 Cat Memes That May Make You Wish You Could Tag Your Kitty

Warrior cat vibes.

50 Times People Made Incredible Things Out Of Wood, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Imagine sliding down and getting a splinter in your buttcheek.

50 Cat Memes That May Make You Wish You Could Tag Your Kitty

Warrior cat vibes.

50 Captivating Comparison Photos That Challenge Your Perception (New Pics)

And right beside then computer, my patience for Karens.

30 People Who Tried To Appear Cool But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

I can confirm. As the beer, I clapped.

30 People Who Tried To Appear Cool But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Nothing wrong with either of them. (Unless you’re one and making fun of the other.)

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 30 Unlikely Events People Experienced Firsthand

Wow.

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Sounds like a far side comic.

50 DIY Masterpieces That People Had To Share In This Online Sewing Community (New Pics)

BABY UNICORN COLORS.

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DotToDot • upvoted 26 items 1 year ago

50 Times People Made Incredible Things Out Of Wood, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Imagine sliding down and getting a splinter in your buttcheek.

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account (New Pics)

60 year old me after losing all my goods, health and sanity. Gott sei dank. I wasn't looking forward to the effort of getting rid of it all.

50 Times People Made Incredible Things Out Of Wood, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Imagine sliding down and getting a splinter in your buttcheek.

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account (New Pics)

60 year old me after losing all my goods, health and sanity. Gott sei dank. I wasn't looking forward to the effort of getting rid of it all.

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I worked the most amazing wedding ever! The marriage didn't last 6hours! I was bartending for the reception. Everything seemed pretty typical and standard as guests arrived, drank, and conversed. The wedding party arrived and everything seemed to be completely normal. Everyone was happy, having fun, etc. When it came time for the formalities, the bar closed and everyone took their seats. The speeches began, with the maid of honor, and best man. Everything was going as per usual for a wedding---until the best man finished his speech and the food began to be served. The groom grabbed the mic after the best man's toast and wished everyone a great night and a nice meal. That's when s**t hit the fan. After his well wishes, he asked for the attention of his best man and bride. He told them that he knew they were having sex behind his back for the entirety of the engagement, and that he would be filing for an annulment on Monday. He thanked everyone for coming, and apologized to the father of the bride saying " I would have called it off weeks ago, but I figured you would be way more pissed at your little princess when you couldn't get out of the bill for the reception." He turned to his wife and said "F*** Y**", then turned to his best friend and said, "From what I overheard--my d**k is still bigger than yours" Mic dropped---groom out the door---absolute chaos. Me and my fellow bartender looked on in amazement. We had to go into the kitchen to laugh and high-five.

Many of you asked about what happened after. Here ya go. Fallout.... Bride ran directly to the bathroom both furious and inconsolable, with bridesmaids running after. Mother, aunts, and about 20 other women tried breaking into the bathroom which she apparently locked herself in. She refused to come out until everyone left the facility. She left through a back door with her mother and a few of the brides maids after an hour and a half. The best man was surrounded by the groomsman in what seemed to be a circular questioning of WTF? He made a run for the door, only to be followed by his parents who had the most saddening look of disgust on their faces. He made it out the door. The groomsman and the majority of the crowd wanted him gone--for obvious reasons. He got in a cab with his family. Apparently his mother was crying from the moment he was outed until they left the facility. He was gone with his family in a matter of minutes. A lot of people were focused on the bride, and the majority of people were still in disbelief. Outside of the embarrassment and the obvious anger from his immediate family--he got off easily.(Though I have no idea what the residual effects were the days following)--I imagine he lost quite a few friends, and the respect of his family. The Brides father went from complete disbelief--anger--rage--tears, all in a matter of minutes. Nobody would say a word to him. Friends tried to approach and he pushed everyone away. He kept his composure better than most would from what I saw and heard. Just kind of faded to the back and tried to apologize as people gathered their things and left. Weeks later I found out that my boss did give him a big break on the bill. My boss said he felt so terrible, and as much as he hated to lose money---he felt it was the right thing to do. The crowd was like a group of zombies walking out the door. Quiet whispers and shuffling feet--with looks of horror on their faces. I remember one guy started laughing, and his SO hit him with a purse. That place was cleared out in about 15mins. Bride still waited another hour before she thought she could leave and spare further embarrassment. Edit---I noticed the comments about hearing this kind of story or myth before. This story is 100% true. Happened in Cleveland, Ohio--2008.

50 Spot On Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home To Many

Foreshadowing

This Instagram Account Sums Up What Women Struggle With In 50 Painfully Relatable Memes

Extra tracks: The Ron Rat Rap and Snape guitar solo ‘Potions and Going Through the Motions’.

Stealth Dog, Infiltrator Of Military Food Boxes

50 Captivating Comparison Photos That Challenge Your Perception (New Pics)

And right beside then computer, my patience for Karens.

50 Hilarious Engineering Memes That Don’t Require Any Degree

Thanks. The banana really helps.

Wonderful-Engineering-Funny-Memes

50 Paintings That Have Been Given A New Life Through Meme-Fication (New Pics)

& then you to have to pee 😡

35 Times People Were So Surprised By A Shirt They Saw In Public, They Just Had To Document It (New Pics)

I think the premise is toxic masculine men have a problem with queerness and femininity in other men and in their eyes being a bottom is the most submissive unmanly position any male can take. Also, the father figure as the tough, masculine provider is another one of their stereotypes. Thus, suggesting to them that having the wherewithal to make their dad a bottom is saying they’re immune to their toxicity. It doesn’t imply the wearer is bottom shaming. It implies that of you want to shame bottoms, I’ll make your daddy one. It’s conveying a message to toxic men/misogynists in language they get. Or maybe they’re just subjugating & shaming bottoms. I didn’t see it that way at first.

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Texting and driving.

30 People Who Tried To Appear Cool But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Nothing wrong with either of them. (Unless you’re one and making fun of the other.)

50 Bits Of Information That May Leave You Saying, ‘WTF Facts’ (New Pics)

Two birds, one stone...lol

50 Bits Of Information That May Leave You Saying, ‘WTF Facts’ (New Pics)

"So it's canned food again today? Did by any chance someone brought a tin opener this time?"

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 30 Unlikely Events People Experienced Firsthand

Wow.

40 Of The Worst Tweets Of All Time, As Shared In This Viral Thread

says a lot about you when your profile pic is the silhouette of a giant penis

50 Funny And Relatable Memes Of Classical Art That Perfectly Fit With Today's Problems

Kinky

This Online Group Collects Cringy Texts From Men And Here Are 50 Of The Absolute Worst Ones

Put him on a crate and get him to the vet to get neutered.

This Online Group Collects Cringy Texts From Men And Here Are 50 Of The Absolute Worst Ones

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DotToDot • submitted a new post 4 hours ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, AITA For Confronting My Friend After He Invalidated My Identity?

DotToDot • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Case Of Useless Packaging You’ve Ever Seen?

DotToDot • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History? (Closed)

DotToDot • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me A Funny Or Wholesome Confession You Have

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Way To Save Money? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Old Were You When You Realized You Were LGBTQIA+?

Hey Pandas, What Are The Hardest Parts Of Being LGBTQ+?

DotToDot • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

50 Times People Made Incredible Things Out Of Wood, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Imagine sliding down and getting a splinter in your buttcheek.

50 Cat Memes That May Make You Wish You Could Tag Your Kitty

Warrior cat vibes.

50 Captivating Comparison Photos That Challenge Your Perception (New Pics)

And right beside then computer, my patience for Karens.

30 People Who Tried To Appear Cool But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

I can confirm. As the beer, I clapped.

30 People Who Tried To Appear Cool But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Nothing wrong with either of them. (Unless you’re one and making fun of the other.)

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 30 Unlikely Events People Experienced Firsthand

Wow.

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Sounds like a far side comic.

50 DIY Masterpieces That People Had To Share In This Online Sewing Community (New Pics)

BABY UNICORN COLORS.

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Twitter Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

Looks like the cover of a Warriors book.

“Nature Is Freaking Lit”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By Nature (New Pics)

Me after eating Cheetos.

“Danger Can Sneak Up On You”: 30 Americans Share Places To Avoid At All Costs

The two things are very much related.

50 Hilarious And Relatable Memes All About Sports And Their Fans

Imagine someone blacks out and you get to jump in to save an Olympic athlete.

29 Landlords Document The Devastating Condition Of Houses Left By Nightmarish Tenants

Those poor birds!!

Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

Equality vs Equity.

30 Of The Funniest Animal Memes To Make Your Day, As Seen On This Instagram Page

YES! Animal Farm!

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

I’m an every-animal-BUT-people person. :)

“I Basically Stalked Him”: 50 People Share Secrets They’ve Kept From Their Significant Others

Would she not hear/see the contact or number? Or is he/her using a different phone?

50 “Today I Learned” Facts That Might Pique Your Interest

I have a crab apple tree in my backyard, and also six chickens. When the apples ferment and the chickens eat them, they get drunk. Then I have six tiny drunk dinosaurs stumbling around my yard, trying to fight chipmunks.

50 “Today I Learned” Facts That Might Pique Your Interest

Imagine a few hundred years from now people find out that our night lights were slowly killing us.

40 Times People Summarized Data In Interesting Charts That Might Clear Some Things Up For You

Men’s pockets could fit all of these and more.

DotToDot • upvoted an item 10 months ago

50 Christmas Posts That Are Beyond Wholesome (New Pics)

Uhhhm… hate to break it to you but Hamas attacked first

DotToDot • upvoted 4 items 11 months ago

You LEGO People Can Relate. I’m A LEGO People. I Relate

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

How does Lady Gaga like her steak? Raw raw raw raw raw

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

"I still can't believe he's gone." "I'm not dead." "Sometimes I can still hear his voice." "I'm right here!"

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History?

I’m a writer, and I look up the absolute weirdest stuff. I once had to look up how fast a human (and panda) body would decay, and the stages. Oh, and also lots of baby name websites. LOTS.

DotToDot • upvoted an item 12 months ago