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crowspectre (half banned rn)
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I'm cooler than you deal with it
Currently banned from commenting unfortunately (I wasn't being problematic I was just being kinda rude cause I was tired and I got downvoted into oblivion)
Have a great day! Unless ur a bigot then you can go shove a fork down your throat
crowspectre (half banned rn) • upvoted 35 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
My favourite wasn't exactly a moment, but a week in August where I was out at a bowcraft overnight camp in the Duvall woods. Huge experience for my identity and mental health. My least favourite was probably getting my blood drawn for the first time. I hate needles and the person doing it wasn't the best.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
My favourite wasn't exactly a moment, but a week in August where I was out at a bowcraft overnight camp in the Duvall woods. Huge experience for my identity and mental health. My least favourite was probably getting my blood drawn for the first time. I hate needles and the person doing it wasn't the best.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
WORST - school BEST - my bsf though I only liked women than my other friend started to laugh bc she knows I actually have a crush on him (my bsf) It still kinda makes me laugh.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
Best:- Going on the Hogwarts Express (Jacobite steam train) over the Glenfinnan viaduct as seen in Chamber of Secrets. Worst:- Getting made redundant after 24 years.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
TW: d***h the best part of the year was playing splatoon 3 the worst part of the year was watching somebody smacking a fish with a hammer.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
Best- having a two year old that hadn’t seen me in months come running out to the car as I was pulling in yelling my name! She was so happy to see me. That can really warm your heart. Worst- having my love of my life ‘snarl’ at me. I had never experienced this from him and made me think our relationship was over.
Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
The fact that I don’t have eyebrows because of trichotillomania, but my hair goes down to my waist because I LOVE long hair. It’s very complicated. I have been both complimented on how long and beautiful my hair is, but asked why I have practically no facial hair. The short answer is, eyebrow hair is more satisfying to pluck, and I have so much hair growing from my head, no one notices that some strands are missing.Hey Pandas, What's That One Story You Can Just Never Find A Good Time To Say?
HERE WE GO Y'ALL ASKED FOR THIS Two stories, actually. Both related, because both are about crows (who could have guessed) When I was younger, my sister and I found three baby crows and one baby crow corpse that had been shunted out of the next and hit an electrical wire. The parents were not protecting their kiddos at all (BIG no-no and very rare in crows, they also didn't have a flock to help them protect the lil guys) so ym sister started petting them and then, since they were all sitting down as if they didn't know hoe to walk, lifted one up. It started to walk around, and we both left. When we came backa few days later, they were all gone- except for one, hidden behind a hedge. We're pretty sure that a cat got the two that couldn't walk, and the one who could got away. Secondarily, last summer, I was feeding crows parts of my sandwich and also peanuts (I keep unsalted/unroasted peanuts in my pockets for crows) and there were like 20 of these full-grown, slightly grumpy crows who were holding a tenuous truce, a few occasionally colliding in a race for a peanut or a bit of bread, and then I glance up to a nearby holly tree and see a little tiny flash of bright blue- it's a stellar's Jay, and a scrawny little juvenile. It's eyeing these twenty-some crows that are already on edge and are all like twice the little man's size and then, as I watch, it leaps off of it's perch and dives towards this crow that's pecking at a peanut. I wince as it collides with the crow- this guy's tiny and crows 1) are huge in comparison 2) hate the stellars jays in my area with a passion (they fight over my family's supply of peanuts) and 3) are already unhappy and tense. So I'm a split second the little scrawny jay is being crowded around by like 10 of the crows, the others too stubborn to abandon their food. The jay jumps away and flies off and half of the group follows it into the sky, then I lose sight of them and continue feeding the ~ 15 crows left. A few minutes later, I hear very angry cawing emerging from my right, and I glance up to see those few crows still after that little jay, who's somehow managed to stay in front of them. As they pass over the place where I'm feeding the other crows, some of them peel off and give up the chase, soon followed by the others. What's more, I'm pretty sure I saw a flash of something in the jay's mouth, which means that not only did the little guy go up against multiple flocks of crows (we have two in my area and I'm pretty sure that my 20 had representatives from both), get out of a fight unscathed (as a tiny scrawny juvenile no less!), and outrun the more angry ones, but he also came out of that successful. That little m**********r took on nearly a dozen grumpy city crows as a half-grown, scrawny little jay and he f*****g won. He got the damn peanut. Thit could be a Disney short.
Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
When I was born I was diagnosed with metopic craniosynostosis, which means the bones in my skull were prematurely fused together which can restrict brain growth and lead to autism. I turned 4 months old in the hospital after they had to take a bone-saw, cut the bones and put spacers in my head (basically Frankensteins monster lol). 14 years later I’m doing perfectly fine and have a huge scar on my head from one side to the other where Hair can’t grow!
Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Yourself?
I would change my gender to a male because I’m transgender.
Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
My curly hair. It looks like a birds nest. I can’t get rid of the curls no matter what.Hey Pandas, What's A Thing That You Started Doing Without Realizing And Now Can't Stop?
Its alot.. and its wierd.. I say yawn when i yawn. I say yo. I switch from my country and city accent regularly without trying. I talk to kids like i talk to my dog. I get quieter the longer i speak. Idk when these started... but im stuck with em Anyways 🍩donut🍩
Hey Pandas, What's Your Dream Life?
Basically the same life I have right now, but everybody is kinder and Zara isn't getting bannedHey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
People argue whether or not my eyes are blue or green. They are a shade where they can look either or depending on the shade of the clothes I'm wearing and the lighting of the area. But if you look at my driver's licence, it says they're blue.Show All 35 Upvotes
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crowspectre (half banned rn) • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
When I was born I was diagnosed with metopic craniosynostosis, which means the bones in my skull were prematurely fused together which can restrict brain growth and lead to autism. I turned 4 months old in the hospital after they had to take a bone-saw, cut the bones and put spacers in my head (basically Frankensteins monster lol). 14 years later I’m doing perfectly fine and have a huge scar on my head from one side to the other where Hair can’t grow!Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
The fact that I don’t have eyebrows because of trichotillomania, but my hair goes down to my waist because I LOVE long hair. It’s very complicated. I have been both complimented on how long and beautiful my hair is, but asked why I have practically no facial hair. The short answer is, eyebrow hair is more satisfying to pluck, and I have so much hair growing from my head, no one notices that some strands are missing.Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
My curly hair. It looks like a birds nest. I can’t get rid of the curls no matter what.Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Defining Feature?
Probably that I have curly hair. I've only seen a few other (white) boys with actually curly hair, not just wavy. It's difficult to deal with and get to look nice but when i can actually get it it looks great. I'd say it's one of the perks of being trans- it looked s****y when my hair was long cause I didn't have the energy to deal with a foot of hair that I hated anyways. Now its very nice imo. It suits my personality.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
My favourite wasn't exactly a moment, but a week in August where I was out at a bowcraft overnight camp in the Duvall woods. Huge experience for my identity and mental health. My least favourite was probably getting my blood drawn for the first time. I hate needles and the person doing it wasn't the best.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
WORST - school BEST - my bsf though I only liked women than my other friend started to laugh bc she knows I actually have a crush on him (my bsf) It still kinda makes me laugh.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
Best:- Going on the Hogwarts Express (Jacobite steam train) over the Glenfinnan viaduct as seen in Chamber of Secrets. Worst:- Getting made redundant after 24 years.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
TW: d***h the best part of the year was playing splatoon 3 the worst part of the year was watching somebody smacking a fish with a hammer.Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year?
Best- having a two year old that hadn’t seen me in months come running out to the car as I was pulling in yelling my name! She was so happy to see me. That can really warm your heart. Worst- having my love of my life ‘snarl’ at me. I had never experienced this from him and made me think our relationship was over.
Sugarfoot, Born To A Stray Momma, Walked In The Door, Jumped On The Couch. As If To Say, "I'm Home!". Tommy-O, Kicked Out By Former Owner. Pleaded To Come Inside. Rambo, Sugarfoot's Brother, Had To Join His Sister. Mr. Mistoffelees Abandoned By Previous Owners. This Is A Small Group Picture. There Are 9 More. All Rescues
Meet Little Lady Amalthea, Called Molly. We Rescued Her From Behind An A&w When She Was 8 Weeks Old. Now She's 3 And My Little Adorable Loaf Of Pumpernickel Bread!
Pumpkin And Simon, Pumpkin Took Up At Our House A Few Years Ago And Simon Was Adopted From A Shelter. I Have 11 Cats Total And All Are Rescues
Hey Pandas, What's That One Story You Can Just Never Find A Good Time To Say?
HERE WE GO Y'ALL ASKED FOR THIS Two stories, actually. Both related, because both are about crows (who could have guessed) When I was younger, my sister and I found three baby crows and one baby crow corpse that had been shunted out of the next and hit an electrical wire. The parents were not protecting their kiddos at all (BIG no-no and very rare in crows, they also didn't have a flock to help them protect the lil guys) so ym sister started petting them and then, since they were all sitting down as if they didn't know hoe to walk, lifted one up. It started to walk around, and we both left. When we came backa few days later, they were all gone- except for one, hidden behind a hedge. We're pretty sure that a cat got the two that couldn't walk, and the one who could got away. Secondarily, last summer, I was feeding crows parts of my sandwich and also peanuts (I keep unsalted/unroasted peanuts in my pockets for crows) and there were like 20 of these full-grown, slightly grumpy crows who were holding a tenuous truce, a few occasionally colliding in a race for a peanut or a bit of bread, and then I glance up to a nearby holly tree and see a little tiny flash of bright blue- it's a stellar's Jay, and a scrawny little juvenile. It's eyeing these twenty-some crows that are already on edge and are all like twice the little man's size and then, as I watch, it leaps off of it's perch and dives towards this crow that's pecking at a peanut. I wince as it collides with the crow- this guy's tiny and crows 1) are huge in comparison 2) hate the stellars jays in my area with a passion (they fight over my family's supply of peanuts) and 3) are already unhappy and tense. So I'm a split second the little scrawny jay is being crowded around by like 10 of the crows, the others too stubborn to abandon their food. The jay jumps away and flies off and half of the group follows it into the sky, then I lose sight of them and continue feeding the ~ 15 crows left. A few minutes later, I hear very angry cawing emerging from my right, and I glance up to see those few crows still after that little jay, who's somehow managed to stay in front of them. As they pass over the place where I'm feeding the other crows, some of them peel off and give up the chase, soon followed by the others. What's more, I'm pretty sure I saw a flash of something in the jay's mouth, which means that not only did the little guy go up against multiple flocks of crows (we have two in my area and I'm pretty sure that my 20 had representatives from both), get out of a fight unscathed (as a tiny scrawny juvenile no less!), and outrun the more angry ones, but he also came out of that successful. That little m**********r took on nearly a dozen grumpy city crows as a half-grown, scrawny little jay and he f*****g won. He got the damn peanut. Thit could be a Disney short. crowspectre (half banned rn) • is following 26 people
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