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CompliZated • upvoted 13 items 1 year ago

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

Oh my.

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

This only happens when I drink tequila. When I do I get super hyper and motivated. I start cleaning or doing craft projects. My boss should give me a shot of tequila and some cleaning products and I'll have the place spotless! Haha

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

Oh my.

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Looking Out To The Future. Perfect Candidate

Hallo I Iz Poppy🐾😁 Pleez Hire Me, I Very Good Girl!

Soju, Handsome Fun Loving Guy Who Can Pull You Across The Artic Tundra!

Hello, My Name Is Waldo And I Am Here To Eat Everything

Hello I’m Rollie I Am Here For The Dog Food Tasting Job

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Once I get a couple of shots in me, I lose my ability to filter what comes out of my mouth. And I also get rather bold about it as well. So things I normally would not say, get said. Recently, I was at my local watering hole having a few drinks and all was going well. It's a small bar, but it was pretty full. I had had a couple of drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted another one. I said yes. The guy sitting next to me proceeded to tell me that what I was drinking was no good and that I shouldn't be drinking it and he was going on and on. Now, this guy is a regular and he is very opinionated and in his eyes, if you don't agree with him, you're wrong. For the most part everyone just lets him spin his wheels because it's easier than arguing. But as I was ordering my 4th drink, I had no control over what came out of my mouth. I informed him that I didn't see a ring on my hand that belonged to him and he wasn't my father and he wasn't paying for my drinks so he needed to just sit there and shut up and let me drink what I was going to drink and mind his own business. Well everyone else in the bar got a big kick out of this and was egging me on and then they all started buying me shots, which only exacerbated the problem. But...old boy has kept his mouth shut since then, so I guess it wasn't such a bad thing after all.

Fred: Professional Actor, Comedian And Derp

Dear Sir Or Madam, My Name Is Tigrotto And I Have 20 Years Of Working Experience In The Regenerational Business

I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

Magic Pie Bush

I Crocheted A Parasol

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CompliZated • commented on a post 1 year ago

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things People Didn't Learn In School (New Pics)

So how has being a "cat lady" become a symbol for loneliness?

CompliZated • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Pet's Cv Pic Look Like? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

CompliZated • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Pet's Cv Pic Look Like? (Closed)

CompliZated • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

50 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Weird. I see a phoenix and aliens. Or people in hoodies holding llamas. To be fair I'm not Catholic and I currently need glasses.

Woman Wants To Know If She’s The Bad Guy For Telling Her Half-Brother That His Kids’ Future Isn’t Her Responsibility

50 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Weird. I see a phoenix and aliens. Or people in hoodies holding llamas. To be fair I'm not Catholic and I currently need glasses.

Woman Wants To Know If She’s The Bad Guy For Telling Her Half-Brother That His Kids’ Future Isn’t Her Responsibility

"The Look My Wife Gave Me": 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn't Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So

I didn’t understand a word of that 🤔

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

I have returned from The mysterious land of information ( google) and now I possess the knowledge that common folks will find interesting. Miyamoto used "donkey" to convey "stubborn" in English; while "Kong" was just a generic term for large apes in Japan, the name Donkey Kong was intended to convey "stubborn ape" to the American audience. When he suggested this name to Nintendo of America, people laughed, but the name stuck. ........ do not worship me i'm only a man with knowledge of Google

CompliZated • commented on 8 posts 2 years ago

"The Look My Wife Gave Me": 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn't Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So

That's almost the traditional Swiss meal "älplermagrone" - you've done nothing wrong!

28 Posts That Hit A New Level Of Cringe, As Shared By This Twitter Page

What meaning other than point of view is there? I'm confused

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

Would have expected for them to appear from where the pins came from

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

What's their connection though? Are they all siblings? Or is the one in the middle a single mother? Or is it a gay marriage?

35 Architects Who Did Not Think Their Projects Through, Shared On This Twitter Page

This actually looks photoshopped..the bricks don't line up

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CompliZated • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Photos Of Mushrooms You've Found (Closed)

CompliZated • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Pet's Cv Pic Look Like? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

CompliZated • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

"The Look My Wife Gave Me": 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn't Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So

That's almost the traditional Swiss meal "älplermagrone" - you've done nothing wrong!

28 Posts That Hit A New Level Of Cringe, As Shared By This Twitter Page

What meaning other than point of view is there? I'm confused

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

Would have expected for them to appear from where the pins came from

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

What's their connection though? Are they all siblings? Or is the one in the middle a single mother? Or is it a gay marriage?

35 Architects Who Did Not Think Their Projects Through, Shared On This Twitter Page

This actually looks photoshopped..the bricks don't line up

CompliZated • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

Oh my.

I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

Magic Pie Bush

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Looking Out To The Future. Perfect Candidate

Dear Sir Or Madam, My Name Is Tigrotto And I Have 20 Years Of Working Experience In The Regenerational Business

Soju, Handsome Fun Loving Guy Who Can Pull You Across The Artic Tundra!

Hallo I Iz Poppy🐾😁 Pleez Hire Me, I Very Good Girl!

Fred: Professional Actor, Comedian And Derp

Hello I’m Rollie I Am Here For The Dog Food Tasting Job

Hello, My Name Is Waldo And I Am Here To Eat Everything

People Share 30 Creepy Unexplainable Things That Happened To Them

That is kind of scary

I Crocheted A Parasol

CompliZated • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

50 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Weird. I see a phoenix and aliens. Or people in hoodies holding llamas. To be fair I'm not Catholic and I currently need glasses.

50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work

This I have done.

Woman Wants To Know If She’s The Bad Guy For Telling Her Half-Brother That His Kids’ Future Isn’t Her Responsibility

"The Look My Wife Gave Me": 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn't Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So

I didn’t understand a word of that 🤔

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

I had to know where they were hidden all those years, so I found the Reddit post - "They were stuck in between the side of a pull out drawer in his old dresser."

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"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Looking Out To The Future. Perfect Candidate

Hallo I Iz Poppy🐾😁 Pleez Hire Me, I Very Good Girl!

Soju, Handsome Fun Loving Guy Who Can Pull You Across The Artic Tundra!

Hello, My Name Is Waldo And I Am Here To Eat Everything

Hello I’m Rollie I Am Here For The Dog Food Tasting Job

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Fred: Professional Actor, Comedian And Derp

Dear Sir Or Madam, My Name Is Tigrotto And I Have 20 Years Of Working Experience In The Regenerational Business

I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

Magic Pie Bush

I Crocheted A Parasol

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things People Didn't Learn In School (New Pics)

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Pet's Cv Pic Look Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Pet's Cv Pic Look Like? (Closed)

50 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Woman Wants To Know If She’s The Bad Guy For Telling Her Half-Brother That His Kids’ Future Isn’t Her Responsibility

50 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Woman Wants To Know If She’s The Bad Guy For Telling Her Half-Brother That His Kids’ Future Isn’t Her Responsibility

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“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work

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30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Witnessed, As Shared On This Online Thread

People Share 33 Random Facts That May Sound Fake But Aren't, As Shared In This Online Thread

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Witnessed, As Shared On This Online Thread

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Witnessed, As Shared On This Online Thread

"The Look My Wife Gave Me": 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn't Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So

28 Posts That Hit A New Level Of Cringe, As Shared By This Twitter Page

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

35 Architects Who Did Not Think Their Projects Through, Shared On This Twitter Page

Hey Pandas, Share Photos Of Mushrooms You've Found (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Pet's Cv Pic Look Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Pet's Cv Pic Look Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Photos Of Mushrooms You've Found (Closed)

"Today I Learned": 40 Interesting Things People Didn't Learn In School (New Pics)

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30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Witnessed, As Shared On This Online Thread

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28 Posts That Hit A New Level Of Cringe, As Shared By This Twitter Page

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

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"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)

I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

Magic Pie Bush

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Hey Pandas, What Unexpected Side Of You Comes Out When Intoxicated?

Looking Out To The Future. Perfect Candidate

Dear Sir Or Madam, My Name Is Tigrotto And I Have 20 Years Of Working Experience In The Regenerational Business

Soju, Handsome Fun Loving Guy Who Can Pull You Across The Artic Tundra!

Hallo I Iz Poppy🐾😁 Pleez Hire Me, I Very Good Girl!

Fred: Professional Actor, Comedian And Derp

Hello I’m Rollie I Am Here For The Dog Food Tasting Job

Hello, My Name Is Waldo And I Am Here To Eat Everything

People Share 30 Creepy Unexplainable Things That Happened To Them

I Crocheted A Parasol

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50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work

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"The Look My Wife Gave Me": 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn't Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group