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Tobias

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Tobias

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Tobias • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Curiosities, Halloween

I Like Recreating Vintage Horror Shots, Here Are My 23 Photos Of Creepy Clowns In A Cornfield

Tobias • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

40 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists Made By This Artist

Ghostbusters

50 'Parental Humor Memes' That Perfectly Sum Up What Having Children Is Like

We can't even last 5 minutes

Tobias • upvoted 36 items 2 years ago

Someone Asks "What's Classy If You're Rich But Trashy If You're Poor" And These 40 Replies Really Put Things Into Perspective

I live in a trailer an I am not trash just like cheaper rent🤭🤭in a low income bracket🤪🤪

People Are Sharing Their Knowledge On Being "Street Smart", Here Are 30 Of Their Most Useful Tips

Some people can't help it. My knees seem to be giving me trouble lately. In that case you have to think smart and avoid areas with high crime rates. Some people can't help that, either. Have someone with you. Make sure your making friends and acquaintances with the good people in the neighbourhood, and the staff at the places you frequent. People are more likely to watch out for those they know the names of.

Someone Asks "What's Classy If You're Rich But Trashy If You're Poor" And These 40 Replies Really Put Things Into Perspective

I live in a trailer an I am not trash just like cheaper rent🤭🤭in a low income bracket🤪🤪

People Are Sharing Their Knowledge On Being "Street Smart", Here Are 30 Of Their Most Useful Tips

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If someone asks you for help. Like 'my car won't start' or, really anything. Don't help them but offer to call someone for them. I learned this ~10 years ago. I had to do a thing in the bad side of town once a week early in the morning. I would get there ~5:00 a.m., they opened at 6:00 but I wanted to get in and out and leave. There were a few other regulars at that time for the same reason. One I befriended was a lady named Kim. We were both there one morning. A couple of guys pulled up in their car ~100' from us. They got out, lifted the hood made some noise, called us over to help them. They were having car troubles. Kim told me to stay where I was, I shrugged and said 'OK'. She walks over, they talk a few minutes, they drive off and she comes back. Kim says "They didn't have car trouble, they were going to rob us". I say "Seriously? No s**t. Why did they drive off then"? Kim says "I showed them the gun in my hand". Then she showed me the gun in her hand. I said "Oh. OK"

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The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Don't use the first part of Staying Alive, as Michael Scott did

Wrong-Things-Parents-Taught-Their-Kids

That it is illegal to have the little ceiling light on in the car.

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

We all know Looney Tunes are to blame for this one. They also don't go "Beep! Beep!" aren't colorful and a coyote could easily outrun and catch one without needing an Acme rocket.

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

We started getting ads where the fluid they use was red. Apparently they got a lot of complaints saying its disgusting and not suitable for TV. F**k that noise, we need to stop periods being a taboo subject and something we need to hide.

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

For a moment I was like "Where are the legs of that bird in the picture!?" Then I put my glasses on :)

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The Lion King is basically Hamlet. That was Monday. I'm 41.

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I thought women get pregnant at a random moment in their life until my friend told me you have to have intercourse in 7th grade.

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That menstrual fluid isn’t blue. The tampon and pad commercials had me fooled.

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At 42 years-old, I realized there is no donkey in Donkey Kong.

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I was 20 years old when I learned that salt lamps are indeed made of salt. I always thought that it was plastic carved into a rock-like shape

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“Paradigm” is pronounced “pear-uh-dime”. It is definitely NOT pronounced “pear-uh-dig-um”. …I learned this at age 19. In college. While delivering an oral report. I try not to think about.

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