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Tobias
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130 comments
1.8K upvotes
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I'm gay, no hate pls
Tobias • upvoted an item 1 year ago
Tobias • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago
Tobias • upvoted 36 items 2 years ago
People-Share-Street-Smart-Tips
If someone asks you for help. Like 'my car won't start' or, really anything. Don't help them but offer to call someone for them. I learned this ~10 years ago. I had to do a thing in the bad side of town once a week early in the morning. I would get there ~5:00 a.m., they opened at 6:00 but I wanted to get in and out and leave. There were a few other regulars at that time for the same reason. One I befriended was a lady named Kim. We were both there one morning. A couple of guys pulled up in their car ~100' from us. They got out, lifted the hood made some noise, called us over to help them. They were having car troubles. Kim told me to stay where I was, I shrugged and said 'OK'. She walks over, they talk a few minutes, they drive off and she comes back. Kim says "They didn't have car trouble, they were going to rob us". I say "Seriously? No s**t. Why did they drive off then"? Kim says "I showed them the gun in my hand". Then she showed me the gun in her hand. I said "Oh. OK"
Wrong-Things-Parents-Taught-Their-Kids
That it is illegal to have the little ceiling light on in the car.
Learned-Late-Reddit
I thought women get pregnant at a random moment in their life until my friend told me you have to have intercourse in 7th grade.
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Tobias • started following a person 2 years ago
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Tobias • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago
Tobias • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
People-Share-Street-Smart-Tips
If someone asks you for help. Like 'my car won't start' or, really anything. Don't help them but offer to call someone for them. I learned this ~10 years ago. I had to do a thing in the bad side of town once a week early in the morning. I would get there ~5:00 a.m., they opened at 6:00 but I wanted to get in and out and leave. There were a few other regulars at that time for the same reason. One I befriended was a lady named Kim. We were both there one morning. A couple of guys pulled up in their car ~100' from us. They got out, lifted the hood made some noise, called us over to help them. They were having car troubles. Kim told me to stay where I was, I shrugged and said 'OK'. She walks over, they talk a few minutes, they drive off and she comes back. Kim says "They didn't have car trouble, they were going to rob us". I say "Seriously? No s**t. Why did they drive off then"? Kim says "I showed them the gun in my hand". Then she showed me the gun in her hand. I said "Oh. OK" Tobias • is following 19 people
