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Headless chicken

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I’m just a cat lover who likes Security Breach. Inspired by headless roach

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Headless chicken • commented on 23 posts 1 year ago

30 Disturbing Things That People Saw And Experienced While At Work

Kinda feel bad for the guy, he broke his wrist, got cut twice, and ripped out his I.V. and catheter cuz he had to pee

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

*grabs a mace, some popcorn, and a Glock* this will be fun

30 Disturbing Things That People Saw And Experienced While At Work

Kinda feel bad for the guy, he broke his wrist, got cut twice, and ripped out his I.V. and catheter cuz he had to pee

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

*grabs a mace, some popcorn, and a Glock* this will be fun

50 Tearfully Funny Memes And Posts About Life As A Server

*GHASP* A SWEAR WORD?! MY EYES! My innocent little eyes!/j

40 Times People Spotted A Shirt That Was So Good They Just Had To Take A Pic, As Shared On The "Good Shirts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Oh no

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

Listen, Eli_JMI , simonapilolla, I got two words for you “ he’s horrible”

Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics)

When I was reading these, I read the title and then looked at the photos, and when I saw this one I went “Hermione Grang-oooooh god

This Online Group Shares The Biggest Movie Mistakes That Made It To The Final Cut, And Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

That’s legit what I said, also, Montgomery Gator, the famous angry ALLIGATOR from FNAF, is a croc, not a gator

40 Tweets From The Official Oklahoma Department Of Wildlife Conservation That Might Make You Laugh

(•_•) <) )/ / \

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Jebus

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Ooh ooh! Mandrakes from Harry Potter!

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

It’s a “porcupine cake” it’s a trend going around where you make a scary lump shaped cake, shove dentures in it, add eyes and add spikes.

21 Moments Folks Demolished Opponents With A Brilliant Comeback, As Told In This Online Group

I’m irish S As S S S S S S S S S S S S S As A S S S S As As S S Ss S Just irish, there is no joke

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

Mine’s “Florida man shoots self in head to see if round is in the chamber”

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

F*cke F*ckh

National Park Service Hired The Perfect Social Media Person As Their Tweets Are Hilarious So Here Are 34 Of The Best Ones

Why did I imagine that happening with the Mario star music

"Internet Gold": 50 Times People Came Across Something So Hilarious or Unusual, They Just Had to Screenshot it

Nathaniel, isn’t her head still above your fireplace?

"Meow Incorporated": 50 Perfectly Accurate Memes That Capture What It’s Like Living With Cats

I have one orange and white( not too bad ) and a calico

"You Are So Beaut-OHGOD!": 40 Hilarious Before-And-After Pictures, As Shared By These Women With A Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I got 5

Someone Asked Our Community To Share The Funniest Gifts They Gave Or Received This Holiday Season, 45 Delivered

Yes!

Someone Asked Our Community To Share The Funniest Gifts They Gave Or Received This Holiday Season, 45 Delivered

Does it matter. T hat. Y o u work in hospital?

'When You See It': 40 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Will Probably Take Too Long To Find, As Shared On This Online Group

Void!!

This Comic Artist Has A Knack For Surprising People With Twisted Endings (30 New Pics)

So’s mine

50 Of The Most Hilariously Awkward Conversations Parents Ever Had With Their Kids

Sweet home Alabama train: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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Headless chicken • upvoted 12 items 1 year ago

50 Classical Art Memes That Show Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years, By "Art Memes Central"

This Online Group Shares The Biggest Movie Mistakes That Made It To The Final Cut, And Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

That’s legit what I said, also, Montgomery Gator, the famous angry ALLIGATOR from FNAF, is a croc, not a gator

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Jebus

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Ooh ooh! Mandrakes from Harry Potter!

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

It’s a “porcupine cake” it’s a trend going around where you make a scary lump shaped cake, shove dentures in it, add eyes and add spikes.

21 Moments Folks Demolished Opponents With A Brilliant Comeback, As Told In This Online Group

don't upvote this comment, I want it on the top

40 Times People Ruined Their Cars With Dumb Mods, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Upvote for the anime

Someone Asked Our Community To Share The Funniest Gifts They Gave Or Received This Holiday Season, 45 Delivered

Does it matter. T hat. Y o u work in hospital?

30 Funny Tweets About Kids Being Adorable, Smart, Or Just Plain Funny

Like what will happen when Sky grows up a bit and goes into heat...?

Not A Bobcat

Definitely My Favorite Present

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Headless chicken • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

People Shared The Weirdest Things Kids Asked For Christmas

What about crinklemouse? Don’t you wanna say hi to shart?

50 Funny Christmas Gifts For A Peal Of Merry Laughter

I’d get this, except I don’t want 2 bob ross bobble heads. It’s a long story. So one day, thanksgiving or something, I mentioned to my aunt that bob ross had a bunch of wives. So we looked into his life and learned a lot. On Christmas Day, she gave me a bob ross bobble head. This Christmas I’m giving her some bob ross mints and apple candy

Headless chicken • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

50 Funny Christmas Gifts For A Peal Of Merry Laughter

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

Acapulco Gold, frankincense, myrrh, what's the problem?

Headless chicken • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

What’s Your Favorite Security Breach Character?

Headless chicken • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Thoughts On Queen Elizabeth's Death? (Closed)

What’s Your Favorite Security Breach Character?

Headless chicken • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Disturbing Things That People Saw And Experienced While At Work

Kinda feel bad for the guy, he broke his wrist, got cut twice, and ripped out his I.V. and catheter cuz he had to pee

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

*grabs a mace, some popcorn, and a Glock* this will be fun

50 Tearfully Funny Memes And Posts About Life As A Server

*GHASP* A SWEAR WORD?! MY EYES! My innocent little eyes!/j

40 Times People Spotted A Shirt That Was So Good They Just Had To Take A Pic, As Shared On The "Good Shirts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Oh no

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

Listen, Eli_JMI , simonapilolla, I got two words for you “ he’s horrible”

Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics)

When I was reading these, I read the title and then looked at the photos, and when I saw this one I went “Hermione Grang-oooooh god

This Online Group Shares The Biggest Movie Mistakes That Made It To The Final Cut, And Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

That’s legit what I said, also, Montgomery Gator, the famous angry ALLIGATOR from FNAF, is a croc, not a gator

40 Tweets From The Official Oklahoma Department Of Wildlife Conservation That Might Make You Laugh

(•_•) <) )/ / \

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Jebus

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Ooh ooh! Mandrakes from Harry Potter!

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

It’s a “porcupine cake” it’s a trend going around where you make a scary lump shaped cake, shove dentures in it, add eyes and add spikes.

21 Moments Folks Demolished Opponents With A Brilliant Comeback, As Told In This Online Group

I’m irish S As S S S S S S S S S S S S S As A S S S S As As S S Ss S Just irish, there is no joke

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

Mine’s “Florida man shoots self in head to see if round is in the chamber”

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

F*cke F*ckh

National Park Service Hired The Perfect Social Media Person As Their Tweets Are Hilarious So Here Are 34 Of The Best Ones

Why did I imagine that happening with the Mario star music

"Internet Gold": 50 Times People Came Across Something So Hilarious or Unusual, They Just Had to Screenshot it

Nathaniel, isn’t her head still above your fireplace?

"Meow Incorporated": 50 Perfectly Accurate Memes That Capture What It’s Like Living With Cats

I have one orange and white( not too bad ) and a calico

"You Are So Beaut-OHGOD!": 40 Hilarious Before-And-After Pictures, As Shared By These Women With A Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I got 5

Someone Asked Our Community To Share The Funniest Gifts They Gave Or Received This Holiday Season, 45 Delivered

Yes!

Someone Asked Our Community To Share The Funniest Gifts They Gave Or Received This Holiday Season, 45 Delivered

Does it matter. T hat. Y o u work in hospital?

Headless chicken • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

Someone Asks “What Is The Worst Parenting Trend To Date?” And People Give 40 Perfectly Blunt Answers

Yay little bęngæmmîįn can have a friend

50 Classical Art Memes That Show Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years, By "Art Memes Central"

This Online Group Shares The Biggest Movie Mistakes That Made It To The Final Cut, And Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

That’s legit what I said, also, Montgomery Gator, the famous angry ALLIGATOR from FNAF, is a croc, not a gator

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Jebus

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

Ooh ooh! Mandrakes from Harry Potter!

"That's It, I'm Cake Shaming": 50 Baking Fails That Were Too Funny To Keep Hidden

It’s a “porcupine cake” it’s a trend going around where you make a scary lump shaped cake, shove dentures in it, add eyes and add spikes.

21 Moments Folks Demolished Opponents With A Brilliant Comeback, As Told In This Online Group

don't upvote this comment, I want it on the top

40 Times People Ruined Their Cars With Dumb Mods, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Upvote for the anime

Definitely My Favorite Present

Someone Asked Our Community To Share The Funniest Gifts They Gave Or Received This Holiday Season, 45 Delivered

Does it matter. T hat. Y o u work in hospital?

30 Funny Tweets About Kids Being Adorable, Smart, Or Just Plain Funny

Like what will happen when Sky grows up a bit and goes into heat...?

Not A Bobcat

50 Funny Christmas Gifts For A Peal Of Merry Laughter

Headless chicken • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

50 Hilarious Family Christmas Photos Shared By People Who Still Cringe At Them Today

Acapulco Gold, frankincense, myrrh, what's the problem?

25 Times AI Got Majorly Confused By People's Pics, And The Results Were Hilarious

Are they all chonky cats?! Please tell me they are all chonky cats

Contact Lens Woman

50 Mild And Wholesome Cases Of Vandalism People Have Documented In The Streets (New Pics)

What is rule 5

30 Times Kids Nonchalantly Said Incredibly Creepy Things

*begins drinking straight from the bottle*

Hey Pandas, Share Some Scary Stories (Closed)

I suggest you read the post title. It says "scary", not "funny".

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