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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 17 posts 2 hours ago

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I have never had anyone disagree with me when they complain about hot, humid weather. "Yup! and in a few months it'll be 10 below zero " shut's 'em up every time.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

When the kids became teenagers, we gave them cash and took them to Rivertown crossing mall. Inevitably, there was a fight. One girl had an armload of bags and still had $20 left, the other had one bag and $1 left.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Somewhat like trying to put your head through the arm hole..

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Just today..."after my dentist appt we can go shopping" .."ok dear"..halfway through the 30 minute drive to wally world.."oh I forgot the list, and the reusable bags, and this and that". We remembered most of it.

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

You're getting warmer..

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 20 hours ago

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Rapturists believe that they will depart the planet and leave the rest of us behind. A message of hope and joy for both groups.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 11 posts 1 day ago

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Capitalism, per se, is not the issue. In the 50's and 60's Corporate overlords had a firm (and correct IMO) belief that it's a 3 legged stool. Content labor leads to higher sales and increased shareholder value. Now it's been reversed.. shareholder value, sales, well treated workers.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

How quickly they forget the lessons and examples of 2008..So Mom and Dad bought their home for $400k, market crashed, they are now paying on a $400k house worth $200k. SO many people just walked away. I was SO enraged, daughter and son-in-law got an "exciting offer" from the lender to borrow against the increased equity in their house a couple months back. Me: "Are you gonna borrow?" SIL/Daughter: "Hell no, that's what screwed people the last time"...me: "correct"

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

It was never the same after my co-worker remarked, in a gleeful voice, "when the rapture comes..." ...have you lost your tiny damn mind.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Princess Diana ring a bell on the results of that?

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

The initials V.P. ring a bell?, especially now that his #1 war buddy just got vaporized.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

If you have ONE idea outside "group think", you will be the enemy of the people.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

So you want a "Christian nation" Marjorie Taylor? Since the Catholic church is, by far, the largest christian sect, my advice is practice saying mass...heh,heh.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

My sincere hope is that he does it...good luck finding landscapers, kitchen help, housekeeping and all the rest at Mar-A-Lago, son. About the time all the meat processors and other companies run out of labor, his name will be mud, even from the guys in the rotting single-wides in rural areas.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Stop lights? Who needs 'em.

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Sounds like you have quite the nice lot

50 Photos People Took Of Something Mildly Interesting, Yet Truly Fascinating

Michigan, where even the roads rust (iron ore in the asphalt mix), not just the cars that drive on them.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 11 items 1 day ago

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Cletus better roll up those sleeves and get to work in those fields!

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45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Cletus better roll up those sleeves and get to work in those fields!

Amusing-History-Memes

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45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

It would also start and middle in violence.

“What’s One Thing You Secretly Judge People For?” (30 Answers)

Or anywhere.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

“If I wanted to disappoint two people I could just call my parents “

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Putin.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Absolutely. Most people use those words with out knowing what they actually mean. Pure uncontrolled capitalism of the Gilded Age led us to the Great Depression and Regan style deregulation led us to the Great Recession in 2008. Capitalism is OK but it needs rules and regulations to keep things from blowing up in our faces.

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You would trust a folding bridge inventor with the surname Deth

“What’s One Thing You Secretly Judge People For?” (30 Answers)

Bible versus in an email signature usually indicates a person is a total nightmare to work with.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Thank God

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 17 posts 2 hours ago

67 Funny And Accurate Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

And yet..... Christians scoff at indigenous Americans who revere Gods of earth's ecosystems and follow the expectations to preserve it.

67 Funny And Accurate Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

And 'talks" to an imaginary man in the sky who grants wishes rather than trying to affect change yourself

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

Whoo Hoooo!

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

Which means condensed milk is from a cow an inch tall?

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

NO!....use a broom handle to extend the roller, use the possessed child for cut-in.

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

Ever see the glowing recommendation evaluation with the foot note "read every 3rd word"? Kinda like this.

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

How boaring

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

Best one ever to me was the set up outside the weed dispensary store.

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

"In THAT case ma'am.."

The "Now That's Funny" IG Page Shares 79 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

40 Interesting Historical Photos You Wouldn’t Find In History Textbooks

And you, madam, are headed for heat stroke.

40 Interesting Historical Photos You Wouldn’t Find In History Textbooks

Weeki-Wachee?

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I have never had anyone disagree with me when they complain about hot, humid weather. "Yup! and in a few months it'll be 10 below zero " shut's 'em up every time.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Somewhat like trying to put your head through the arm hole..

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

You're getting warmer..

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

It was never the same after my co-worker remarked, in a gleeful voice, "when the rapture comes..." ...have you lost your tiny damn mind.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 9 items 4 hours ago

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“What’s One Thing You Secretly Judge People For?” (30 Answers)

Bible versus in an email signature usually indicates a person is a total nightmare to work with.

“What’s One Thing You Secretly Judge People For?” (30 Answers)

Or anywhere.

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Switching lanes without the blinker.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Thank God

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

You would trust a folding bridge inventor with the surname Deth

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Rapturists believe that they will depart the planet and leave the rest of us behind. A message of hope and joy for both groups.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Cletus better roll up those sleeves and get to work in those fields!

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 9 items 1 day ago

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

It would also start and middle in violence.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

“If I wanted to disappoint two people I could just call my parents “

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Putin.

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Civil War here in the US. I'm appalled at how many people I know around here think this would be a good thing, or that it will somehow "restore Christian values".

No. 99.999% of these chucklefucks would die by their own peers fighting over toilet paper.

Even if there was some semblance of social order, they have not a f*****g clue whar it is to do without.

Source: grew up in a country that had a lot of "without".