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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 9 posts 7 hours ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Used to have a buddy whose family milked. There's something to be said for going out to the barn with the metal pitcher and scooping a 1/2 gallon out of the cooled tank.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Jesus R Crumb

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Yeah! Those selfish bas^^^ds with their bags of clothes.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Oh...thought was due to the hairstyle

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

" Oh Idol, Oh Idol, Ohhhh...IDOOOOOOOOL"

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

And while all those in career guidance in High Schools and Colleges wonder why they can't get a plumber, electrician, carpenter, etc.. In other words, those non-degreed trades that are not worth the time.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

And oh, btw, making sure the covers are pulled up so the bed doesn't cool off. Especially in winter.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Darwin Award.

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

That’s what makes it so good. It can’t always some sappy horse shít like “Friends”.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Darwin Award.

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

That’s what makes it so good. It can’t always some sappy horse shít like “Friends”.

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

But they're mostly Christian in name only. They don't truly practice it or they would never support our new president

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 28 posts 1 day ago

50 Delightful Animal Memes To Help You Ignore What’s Happening In The World Right Now

You get bapped by THAT paw and it WILL leave a mark!

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

George Costanza, Marine Biologist.. Kramer: "Is that a Titleist?" ...slow nod.

50 Delightful Animal Memes To Help You Ignore What’s Happening In The World Right Now

You get bapped by THAT paw and it WILL leave a mark!

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

George Costanza, Marine Biologist.. Kramer: "Is that a Titleist?" ...slow nod.

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

Couldn't help myself. Local Pastor has a TV ad about churches being b-o-r-i-n-g and why you should tune in to his show every Sunday. HAD to reply, looked up his website and..'If I may offer some pushback, I suspect many are no longer church going folks not because of 'boring' services. I feel no desire to be entertained while learning about Christ and the word in the old and new testaments. What I DO seek however, and this is why I am a lapsed Lutheran (or any other sect for that matter), is the word conveyed free from bias or slant that a particular 'person of the cloth' wishes to sway me into. Their consistent judgement galls me. Not God's judgement, but the church leaders and congregations I have been to (Lutheran,Baptist, Assy of God, Methodist, etc). I have seen SO many people interpret the Word to suit their world view and regard even other sects of the same faith as apostates.

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

As a true 'Christian' will. Not pray for your soul and salvation, but that you DIE, DIE, DIE!

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

Sadly, what ISN'T here is: Barney Miller, WKRP, Young Sheldon, Emergency!(mmm..Julie London)...

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

"As long as you don't suffer from a narra ureethra"

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

Amazing writing, Wonder Years too.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Grandson has a pair of these. Also some 'gator ones.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

ONLY if she has the sword and goes upside the extreme right and lefts heads.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Meemaw says "uuuuuugghhhhh, must find brain.."

“Purchased For $2.9 Million, Now Worth About $4”: 30 Examples Of The Biggest Wastes Of Money

A waste caused by the US government...EV's. Auto mfg will be a LONG time digging out from that. No infrastructure, no range (at least in the US), no reliability during cold snaps in the northern tier, STUPID expensive, even with rebates.

“Purchased For $2.9 Million, Now Worth About $4”: 30 Examples Of The Biggest Wastes Of Money

No, your degree was not a waste... DOE underwriting EDU Inc so you could go is the waste. 80's and 90's... "Get a degree, get a degree", when in reality any trade cert you got, you would be in the catbird seat right now due to the boomer exodus.

“Purchased For $2.9 Million, Now Worth About $4”: 30 Examples Of The Biggest Wastes Of Money

Colin Powell's shame falls directly on Cheney and Rumsfeld. IMO Powell was a good soldier doing what was ordered and was made the face of a lie. Also IMO he would have been the best prez of the last 40 years.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

May I suggest they begin pulling all their couch cushions? Gotta pay Trump somehow.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

And actually, a college student could work over a summer and pay for tuition plus have some left over.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

.."and am getting a medical procedure that won't bankrupt me."

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

"Please use the ladder up to the wing"

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

As above, the more infuriating thing is Musk is (SS) taxed only on the first $168k.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

If there is a defect, isn't it the fault of the manufacturer?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

...and demanding people work to age 69 to collect SS. All while being taxed on only the first $168k of income.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Said this before here, but imagine(US) wanting to build the interstate highway system today. No? neither can I.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Let me fix that for ya. Hate immigrants that pay taxes, but LOVE the cheap labor.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

It's not the rich, it's the attitude they got there alone. That NOBODY helped get them there.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

NOT a fan, but, slapping China, Mexico, and Canada around on trade. Agreed on issuing stimulus checks and increasing unemployment benefits during Covid. Getting many other nations to pony up on NATO contributions. Minuses: too many to mention here, but #1 for me is his adoration of the former head of the E German KGB.

50 Times Kids Proved They’re Masters Of Unintentional Humor (New Pics)

Or lost the front one

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

One of the worst abuses IMO, house goes up on property tax sale. Owner does not get any overage of sale price.

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

Not just ANY root beer, IBC.

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

Issue I have, as an American, is the wide variety of Christian sects and how much contempt they have for one another's worship styles. I...am unchurched.

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 9 posts 7 hours ago

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"I'll moidelize ya"

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Used to have a buddy whose family milked. There's something to be said for going out to the barn with the metal pitcher and scooping a 1/2 gallon out of the cooled tank.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Jesus R Crumb

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Yeah! Those selfish bas^^^ds with their bags of clothes.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Oh...thought was due to the hairstyle

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

" Oh Idol, Oh Idol, Ohhhh...IDOOOOOOOOL"

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

And oh, btw, making sure the covers are pulled up so the bed doesn't cool off. Especially in winter.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 11 posts 1 day ago

50 Delightful Animal Memes To Help You Ignore What’s Happening In The World Right Now

You get bapped by THAT paw and it WILL leave a mark!

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

George Costanza, Marine Biologist.. Kramer: "Is that a Titleist?" ...slow nod.

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

As a true 'Christian' will. Not pray for your soul and salvation, but that you DIE, DIE, DIE!

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

Sadly, what ISN'T here is: Barney Miller, WKRP, Young Sheldon, Emergency!(mmm..Julie London)...

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

"As long as you don't suffer from a narra ureethra"

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

Amazing writing, Wonder Years too.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Grandson has a pair of these. Also some 'gator ones.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

ONLY if she has the sword and goes upside the extreme right and lefts heads.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Meemaw says "uuuuuugghhhhh, must find brain.."

“Purchased For $2.9 Million, Now Worth About $4”: 30 Examples Of The Biggest Wastes Of Money

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 18 hours ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Darwin Award.

Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 18 items 1 day ago

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

That’s what makes it so good. It can’t always some sappy horse shít like “Friends”.

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

But they're mostly Christian in name only. They don't truly practice it or they would never support our new president

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

Should be #1

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King of the Hill.

silentandcurious reply

Malcolm in the Middle.

CautiousGlass2012 reply

The Golden Girls. Helps with anxiety.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Run! The cats have opposable thumbs now! We're all gonna die!

Hopping On The Camera Roll Meme Bandwagon

Social Media Can’t Stop Joking About The TikTok Ban, Sparking These 30 Brilliant Memes

Or Facebook, or Twitter, etc....

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Amen

Funny

Interesting

It Is A Facepalm To %1 Billionaires

Gay

30 American Norms That Stun Europeans

I really want to know what criteria defines teh "best country ever". Is it Wellness? Nope not Wellness. Is it Education? Nope! How about home ownership? LOL absolutely NOT! It's GDP. The USA has the highest GDP and 90% enjoy NONE of the benefits. I know I sound like Bernie when I say it but the 1% are screwing us all over.

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How they get more pissed off at abortions than school shootings.

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