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Genevieve Szydlowski
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Genevieve Szydlowski • upvoted 40 items 2 years ago
Turn Up The Swearing!
She was swearing in the interview. I brought it up, 'Do you always swear this often?' This was a cashiering gig. She said it was because she was pissed that she'd been rejected for an administrative position at another company because the hiring manager didn't like her attitude. I could sense where they were coming from. I told the Ops Manager not to hire her but she was hot (9/10) and he was stupid. She lasted two days. One day of orientation and one day of cashier training which she refused to even try because it was below her.
Anger Management?
Oh man, a couple of years ago I hired this girl who seemed very sweet, but when you looked at her she almost had angry eyes. Something felt off but i couldn’t place it. She said the right things and was nice enough in the interview so I hired her. Even after the interview I had this feeling like I had made a mistake but again, couldn’t place it. The job is basically some light cleaning, greeting people and honestly just socializing. It’s easy, pays OK and fun for most people. Well, almost immediately it’s apparent she isn’t cleaning s**t. I bring it up with her and she swears she did it. I just reminded her that it needs to be done, didn’t really argue with her, just said it doesn’t look like it’s been done. She snorts and stands up and starts cleaning what she clearly hadn’t earlier. The next day, a customer tells me she was incredibly rude to her. I ask her if she knows what happened and she says she hadn’t spoken to anyone on the phone yet. Confused I walk back to my office to pull up our phone records. Not only did she take that call she had been making international calls before I got to work that lasted hours. While I was reviewing this, one of her coworkers walks in and told me she was concerned about the new girls behavior and recites to me exactly what the customer had told me she said. Well, I fired her, told her this wasn’t a good fit so she gave us a negative review on google I think. Well her husband was a client of ours as well so we cancelled all our business with him and when i did, he calls me and says “Please don’t do this, I’ll make her take it down - she’s just f*****g crazy.” We decided to keep him on, felt bad for the guy. This was all within 3 DAYS OF BEING HIRED.
But I'm Your Elder!
Not a hiring manager but a dev. teamlead. Had to hire new people for the team. This guy came along with a ton of experience, pretty much spot on, there were some differences in code styles but that was that. Only thing was, the guy was around 15 years older than me and had 10 years of experience more. I specifically asked him how he would be around someone much younger maybe making decisions that he might not like (I’m all up for democracy in projects, but sometimes there is more at play then specifics, as a dev I know what those are like). He told me he was and that we could just talk about it when it came up. Turned out I was arguing over every little thing in a ‘his way or the highway’ kind of deal. Should have seen that one coming in hindsight
When Your Mom Does The Whole Job Search For You, And I Do Mean All Of It
We were swamped. I needed bodies and I needed them quickly. At the time I was mostly in need of FOH engineers. Most of my hires are by referral, but I got a cold email from a girl with a resume. It seemed too good to be true. Degree from a music school, history of engineering and design. Musical background. I didn’t even check references. We had a couple good emails back and forth, and she seemed clever enough. I told her we’d hire her, and to come into the office and fill out paperwork. The girl who shows up is incredibly timid. This isn’t unusual for me? I’m a pretty huge, intimidating white guy. I look like someone who’s going to pull out a confederate flag and a tiki torch. I’m not, but people often feel uncomfortable when meeting me for the first time. So I give her the benefit of the doubt. We make awkward small talk. Real awkward. She fills out her paperwork, and leaves. So her first day comes. I pair her with one of my assistants. My assistant used to work for a theatre where part of her job was doing community outreach. Backstage tours for kids, elderly, and special ed classes. She was real good at it, so she’s on the job for ten minutes with the new girl before she comes up and tells me that the engineer I hired was a barely functioning autistic girl. I instantly felt stupid, but I wasn’t sure how to proceed. I asked her to stay close to her, do her best, and I’d pick up the slack when I could. My assistant became the new girls best friend in the next hour, and found out that the whole thing was her mom. Her mom wanted her to have a normal job, so she made her daughter a fake resume, and corresponded with me by email, while doing really stellar research on the field to appear knowledgeable. Once we knew all this, we moved the new girl out of the position we had picked her up for. She worked on our general labor crew for awhile, and did really well, till she eventually ghosted us.
Ms. Complains-A-Lot
Not hiring manager but counseling co-worker. I said the lady we were to hire complained a bit too much about her current job and that I would let her go. They hired her. Guess who's a complaining c**t that everyone's actively trying to avoid?
Murder She Wrote
Ran a grooming shop with my ex-wife. We hired this lady who seemed a little high-strung (tweaky, actually), but we needed the help. Some customers swore that they recognized her from a while back at another shop, but she denied ever working there, and seemed oddly defensive about it. One night, we found reviews on our Yelp page from one of her neighbors who she was fighting with. The neighbor specifically called her out in the reviews and spilled about how she was responsible for the death of a customer's dog: she walked away from the table for a break, the dog fell with the harness around it's neck and hung. We fired her immediately for lying to us and bringing her drama to our business.
You Expect Me To Work With Women?!
Not a hiring manager, but I recently worked under a supervisor who had been out of the industry for several years but was trying to make a move back in. During his interviews, he apparently directed his answers only to the men in the room, even if the question was asked by a woman. They hired him anyway, and once he started, he refused to work with the women on the team - even though they knew more of the industry, since it had changed quite a bit since this guy had left. Thankfully he was let go about a year after he was hired.
"So, What's The Fastest Anyone's Been Promoted Here?"
Not a hiring manager but everytime someone brought up in an interview "what's the fastest anyones been promoted here? I want to break that record!" They end up being duds
Being A Sheep Among Sharks
I didn't miss it! My boss did, and it's something I pointed out multiple times during the process. This was maybe five years ago. So, for context...my boss was not a very good manager, and yet he was the director of our team. He had a good work ethic, a good head on his shoulders, and always got things done not only well but on time; he was rightfully rewarded for it all. That said, he possibly has the social EQ of a fish. In my industry, you need a thick skin and the ability to kind of bulldoze through s**t, people, whatever. It's heavily rampant with scumbags, fraud, etc., and it's why we get paid well -- we're capable of navigating through that s**t and saving/making our companies a lot of money in the process. This guy that we were interviewing just didn't feel like a personality fit during the phone screen. Immediately after the call, I tell my boss that I'm a no. The guy isn't just going to get run over by our industry, but our own f*****g team. He sounds like a great guy, but just not a fit. I get told to give him a chance. Then comes the in-person interview. It's basically all confirmed. Super nice dude, I would love to manage him in any other scenario, but not here. He just doesn't have the personality traits to succeed in our environment -- which was admittedly not a good one. Boss tells me "Don't worry, macabruh. We can fix him." The f**k? First of all, there's nothing to fix. His personality isn't s**t, it's just not right for our job. Two, you're not the one managing him...I am? The dude ends up accepting our offer. Honestly, I love the guy. He's so friendly, earnest, and worked really hard because he saw the gaps in his skill sets from where he was an where he needed to be. But it took a giant toll on him, and eventually me. The guy ended up being diagnosed as clinically depressed, he hated the f*****g job, and I was nowhere *near* experienced enough as a manager to handle something like that. When he was at his wit's end, I just told him to take a break (start with a vacation so that he's paid, and then decide whether or not he wants to leave afterwards), take care of himself, and to utilize me in any way he could for future prospects outside of our work. TL;DR: My boss' inability to judge personalities literally sent someone over the edge into depression.
A Bit Too Free For Their Taste
If someone tells you they are a "free spirit" during the interview you're going to have some problems Most of the free spirits I have dealt with aren't free spirits at all. They're just immature stoners who brand themselves a particular way to make it look like they're living such a carefree life maaaan. They all have phones, do the same petty social media s**t, think smoking weed before work is OK because they don't consider it a drug, lack some basic hygiene, etc... Guess what?? I smoke weed too and am probably more of a "free spirit" in the traditional sense than any of them; however there is a reason I am hiring them and not the other way around. Get your s**t together you damned fake hippies!
Oh, My! Look At The Time, It's Late O'clock!
I actually hired someone who was late for the interview. Her apology was totally reasonable and I looked past it because she seemed like a good fit. A few weeks into the job it came out that she didn’t know what time zone we were in. That’s not the reason she was late, but it did turn out that her understanding of time and clocks was insufficient for a job where scheduling things across time zone was a primary responsibility.
Nepotism At Its Finest
"He has family in upper management". Laziest person I've ever hired. His dad was an exec.
There's No Point In Being Unsatisfied If You Can't Complain To Others About It
Not a hiring manager, but was evaluating applications for a position. One candidate gave some very thoughtful, insightful criticisms of his current workplace. We appreciated his candor, and the content of the critiques were perceptive. When we hired him, we realized that while he spoke well and appeared intelligent, all he could is criticize everything... even when his criticisms made no sense. We started to see him complaining about the same things with us that he complained about in his letter, even things that were objectively false (like our vacation policy being use-it-or-lose-it, which it literally wasn't). Moral: a good candidate will find ways to frame criticisms in a positive, forward-looking way in a cover letter, not complain about their current employer.Show All 40 Upvotes
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There's No Point In Being Unsatisfied If You Can't Complain To Others About It
Not a hiring manager, but was evaluating applications for a position. One candidate gave some very thoughtful, insightful criticisms of his current workplace. We appreciated his candor, and the content of the critiques were perceptive. When we hired him, we realized that while he spoke well and appeared intelligent, all he could is criticize everything... even when his criticisms made no sense. We started to see him complaining about the same things with us that he complained about in his letter, even things that were objectively false (like our vacation policy being use-it-or-lose-it, which it literally wasn't). Moral: a good candidate will find ways to frame criticisms in a positive, forward-looking way in a cover letter, not complain about their current employer.Ms. Complains-A-Lot
Not hiring manager but counseling co-worker. I said the lady we were to hire complained a bit too much about her current job and that I would let her go. They hired her. Guess who's a complaining c**t that everyone's actively trying to avoid?Turn Up The Swearing!
She was swearing in the interview. I brought it up, 'Do you always swear this often?' This was a cashiering gig. She said it was because she was pissed that she'd been rejected for an administrative position at another company because the hiring manager didn't like her attitude. I could sense where they were coming from. I told the Ops Manager not to hire her but she was hot (9/10) and he was stupid. She lasted two days. One day of orientation and one day of cashier training which she refused to even try because it was below her.But I'm Your Elder!
Not a hiring manager but a dev. teamlead. Had to hire new people for the team. This guy came along with a ton of experience, pretty much spot on, there were some differences in code styles but that was that. Only thing was, the guy was around 15 years older than me and had 10 years of experience more. I specifically asked him how he would be around someone much younger maybe making decisions that he might not like (I’m all up for democracy in projects, but sometimes there is more at play then specifics, as a dev I know what those are like). He told me he was and that we could just talk about it when it came up. Turned out I was arguing over every little thing in a ‘his way or the highway’ kind of deal. Should have seen that one coming in hindsight"So, What's The Fastest Anyone's Been Promoted Here?"
Not a hiring manager but everytime someone brought up in an interview "what's the fastest anyones been promoted here? I want to break that record!" They end up being dudsAnger Management?
Oh man, a couple of years ago I hired this girl who seemed very sweet, but when you looked at her she almost had angry eyes. Something felt off but i couldn’t place it. She said the right things and was nice enough in the interview so I hired her. Even after the interview I had this feeling like I had made a mistake but again, couldn’t place it. The job is basically some light cleaning, greeting people and honestly just socializing. It’s easy, pays OK and fun for most people. Well, almost immediately it’s apparent she isn’t cleaning s**t. I bring it up with her and she swears she did it. I just reminded her that it needs to be done, didn’t really argue with her, just said it doesn’t look like it’s been done. She snorts and stands up and starts cleaning what she clearly hadn’t earlier. The next day, a customer tells me she was incredibly rude to her. I ask her if she knows what happened and she says she hadn’t spoken to anyone on the phone yet. Confused I walk back to my office to pull up our phone records. Not only did she take that call she had been making international calls before I got to work that lasted hours. While I was reviewing this, one of her coworkers walks in and told me she was concerned about the new girls behavior and recites to me exactly what the customer had told me she said. Well, I fired her, told her this wasn’t a good fit so she gave us a negative review on google I think. Well her husband was a client of ours as well so we cancelled all our business with him and when i did, he calls me and says “Please don’t do this, I’ll make her take it down - she’s just f*****g crazy.” We decided to keep him on, felt bad for the guy. This was all within 3 DAYS OF BEING HIRED.Being A Sheep Among Sharks
I didn't miss it! My boss did, and it's something I pointed out multiple times during the process. This was maybe five years ago. So, for context...my boss was not a very good manager, and yet he was the director of our team. He had a good work ethic, a good head on his shoulders, and always got things done not only well but on time; he was rightfully rewarded for it all. That said, he possibly has the social EQ of a fish. In my industry, you need a thick skin and the ability to kind of bulldoze through s**t, people, whatever. It's heavily rampant with scumbags, fraud, etc., and it's why we get paid well -- we're capable of navigating through that s**t and saving/making our companies a lot of money in the process. This guy that we were interviewing just didn't feel like a personality fit during the phone screen. Immediately after the call, I tell my boss that I'm a no. The guy isn't just going to get run over by our industry, but our own f*****g team. He sounds like a great guy, but just not a fit. I get told to give him a chance. Then comes the in-person interview. It's basically all confirmed. Super nice dude, I would love to manage him in any other scenario, but not here. He just doesn't have the personality traits to succeed in our environment -- which was admittedly not a good one. Boss tells me "Don't worry, macabruh. We can fix him." The f**k? First of all, there's nothing to fix. His personality isn't s**t, it's just not right for our job. Two, you're not the one managing him...I am? The dude ends up accepting our offer. Honestly, I love the guy. He's so friendly, earnest, and worked really hard because he saw the gaps in his skill sets from where he was an where he needed to be. But it took a giant toll on him, and eventually me. The guy ended up being diagnosed as clinically depressed, he hated the f*****g job, and I was nowhere *near* experienced enough as a manager to handle something like that. When he was at his wit's end, I just told him to take a break (start with a vacation so that he's paid, and then decide whether or not he wants to leave afterwards), take care of himself, and to utilize me in any way he could for future prospects outside of our work. TL;DR: My boss' inability to judge personalities literally sent someone over the edge into depression.A Bit Too Free For Their Taste
If someone tells you they are a "free spirit" during the interview you're going to have some problems Most of the free spirits I have dealt with aren't free spirits at all. They're just immature stoners who brand themselves a particular way to make it look like they're living such a carefree life maaaan. They all have phones, do the same petty social media s**t, think smoking weed before work is OK because they don't consider it a drug, lack some basic hygiene, etc... Guess what?? I smoke weed too and am probably more of a "free spirit" in the traditional sense than any of them; however there is a reason I am hiring them and not the other way around. Get your s**t together you damned fake hippies!When Your Mom Does The Whole Job Search For You, And I Do Mean All Of It
We were swamped. I needed bodies and I needed them quickly. At the time I was mostly in need of FOH engineers. Most of my hires are by referral, but I got a cold email from a girl with a resume. It seemed too good to be true. Degree from a music school, history of engineering and design. Musical background. I didn’t even check references. We had a couple good emails back and forth, and she seemed clever enough. I told her we’d hire her, and to come into the office and fill out paperwork. The girl who shows up is incredibly timid. This isn’t unusual for me? I’m a pretty huge, intimidating white guy. I look like someone who’s going to pull out a confederate flag and a tiki torch. I’m not, but people often feel uncomfortable when meeting me for the first time. So I give her the benefit of the doubt. We make awkward small talk. Real awkward. She fills out her paperwork, and leaves. So her first day comes. I pair her with one of my assistants. My assistant used to work for a theatre where part of her job was doing community outreach. Backstage tours for kids, elderly, and special ed classes. She was real good at it, so she’s on the job for ten minutes with the new girl before she comes up and tells me that the engineer I hired was a barely functioning autistic girl. I instantly felt stupid, but I wasn’t sure how to proceed. I asked her to stay close to her, do her best, and I’d pick up the slack when I could. My assistant became the new girls best friend in the next hour, and found out that the whole thing was her mom. Her mom wanted her to have a normal job, so she made her daughter a fake resume, and corresponded with me by email, while doing really stellar research on the field to appear knowledgeable. Once we knew all this, we moved the new girl out of the position we had picked her up for. She worked on our general labor crew for awhile, and did really well, till she eventually ghosted us.
Arrogance Is Bliss... Wait A Second...
One applicant had this weird, sort of arrogant body language during the interview. But, because they looked great on paper and otherwise interviewed okay, I wrote it off as anxiety or something. Joke's on me, because that person ended up being the whiniest, snottiest, bi**hiest, most vile individual. Thank God they found another job before I had to let them go.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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