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PurpleDoople

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PurpleDoople • commented on 2 posts 12 months ago

35 ‘Horror Stories’ From People Who Have Seen Things In The Ocean They Wish They Could Forget

blud thinks he’s the kraken

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

Is that f*****g low tier god

PurpleDoople • upvoted an item 12 months ago

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I was in the US Navy for about 10 years, and have 10s of thousands of miles at sea in an aircraft carrier. Countless nights on the flight deck in the middle of the night and middle of the ocean... Creepiest: A HUGE patch of the ocean glowing. Like nuclear waste in the Simpsons glowing. I've seen bioluminescent algae of a few kinds and this was nothing like it. I've never seen anything like it before or since. Weirdest thing: hundreds of mile out to sea from land and there was a MASSIVE fire on the water. It was like the top of a gas refinery, but on the water with nothing under it but water. Flame going a few stories into the air. Saddest: a fellow sailor trying to jump overboard. He apparently got a 'Dear John' email and pictures from his cheating wife and decided to end it. We were on the smoke deck, he bummed a cigarette, then asked the time, we said 2300... he replied "sounds like a good time to die" and in one motion tried to launch over the chest high wall (with an opening to the water below). Luckily we were faster than him. We grabbed his legs and wrestled him down and laid on him and basically hog tied him till the MAs (Navy cops) got there. Broke my heart because he was a good dude. I never saw him again. He got transferred off the ship shortly after. Not sure what happened to him but I hope he's doing better. Funniest: 2 flying fish collide mid-air. I was smoking when we were in the Persian Gulf and saw the fish fly from a pretty far distance towards each other. I remember thinking 'there's no f****n way they're going to hit' them SPLAT SPLASH! I was in tears laughing but no one saw it. Everyone just thought I was a weirdo, but I got to see a miracle of nature lol

PurpleDoople • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

45 People Who Have No Idea Why They’re Single, But Their Friends See It Very Clearly

“Super nice person” “easier for him to control and manipulate”

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I’m not alone…

45 People Who Have No Idea Why They’re Single, But Their Friends See It Very Clearly

“Super nice person” “easier for him to control and manipulate”

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I’m not alone…

50 Scary Facts That People Shouldn't Know But Do, As Shared By People On This Thread

Clearly you haven’t met me

“I Thwarted This Attempt”: Woman Calls Shelter To Stop Ex-Friend From Adopting Kitten

that’s crazy, why is that one image credited to Gustavo Fring

Toxic Women Unveiled: 45 Pics From A Group Dedicated To Calling Out 'Nice Girls' (New Pics)

“I apologize for my gender” she’s not gonna f**k you dude 💀

35 Celebrities That Had Everything And Made Career-Changing Mistakes, As Presented In This Thread

For any portal fans out there, look up elon musk tweets read by Wheatley. You will not regret it

45 Delusional And Ridiculously High Dating Standards That Show Exactly Why Finding Love Is Hard

16-19 😐

45 People Who Had The "Pleasure" Of Dealing With Toxic People And Shamed Them Online

Hey it’s the boyfriend in law guy

40 Times People Went So Wild With Posts About Food, They Ended Up On This Twitter Page

“Young man… kill yourself!” -Gordon Ramsey

40 Times People Went So Wild With Posts About Food, They Ended Up On This Twitter Page

Smash

30 Adults Share The Worst Things Their Teachers Did That They Still Can’t Get Over

11 and 12 year olds are capable of controlling themselves.

Sam Asghari Breaks Silence On Divorce From Britney Spears Amid Cheating Allegations

(used as a quote not just being dramatic)

Sam Asghari Breaks Silence On Divorce From Britney Spears Amid Cheating Allegations

oh my god I don’t f*****g care

50 “Stupid Facts” That Sound Fake But Are Genuinely Real

So it… shrinks… when it’s cold?

27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?”

(It was an over the top response but understandable considering the inappropriate way he was treated)

27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?”

Free him, kid didn’t deserve it

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PurpleDoople • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

50 Of The Most Entitled Interactions That People Had With Their Exes

This is a teenage love triangle if I've ever seen one.

Toxic Women Unveiled: 45 Pics From A Group Dedicated To Calling Out 'Nice Girls' (New Pics)

Bruh she dropped the rgb gamer bird on you

Toxic Women Unveiled: 45 Pics From A Group Dedicated To Calling Out 'Nice Girls' (New Pics)

Suddenly, I feel like running to the bakery for honey buns. And for those who may ask, yes, I will share.

Unique Comics Poke Fun And Witty Commentary On Modern Life

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I did almost seven years. Been out two years. I'm 35. From Wisconsin. Wisconsin has a law called "Truth in Sentencing", You do 100% of your time. There are multiple head counts where the guards make sure that all of the inmates are accounted for. Every morning at 5:00 a.m. I felt like I was doing something wrong if I slept past 5:00 a.m. It took me almost six months before I slept past 5:00. Even now, 6:00 a.m. is sleeping in for me. It has allowed me to never be late to work, and show up everyday. I was a drug dealer with no work ethic, and I slept until noon. Ironically, I am more successful than I ever thought I would be because of this habit. I actually just got poached by another company who offered me a 150% salary increase. Nice to see you, new tax bracket. In two years, I have become a model parolee. My life is great. I married my wife last September. I go to therapy for a multitude of conditions that manifested while I was a guest of the state. I was diagnosed with general and social anxiety disorder, and PTSD. I was out a few months and I had a panic attack. I had no idea what was happening to me. I was literally paralyzed and afraid. I thought prison ruined me. It made me a better person in general. I am not praising Wisconsin DOC by any means. The guards dehumananized the inmates and treated us like pure garbage with no hope. They always told people "You'll be back". I won't be back. People that go back produce job security. They want people to come back so they do what they can to steal your dreams. I changed myself. Prison allowed me to step back and really look at my life. I saw who I hurt. I saw who was there for me. I saw who abandoned me. I became focused on change after my third year. I contemplated suicide because I wasn't even half done with my sentence. After I seriously thought about hanging my life up I committed myself to being the best human being I could be. I revolted by behaving, teaching myself things, and being positive. My life is now amazing. I'm surrounded by people who love me and support me. All of the "ex cons" reading this, and people just interested in this thread, that label is b******t. We are human beings with feelings. We can change. Stay positive and stay hopeful. Never give up. All of my fellow Redditor's, one love.

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staring at sharp things. Like theres no desire to use them innapropriatly but you are just kinda shocked they're there and available for use. You might be suprised what qualifies as a sharp object. I remember whenever someone tried to hand me a knife or something to cut veggies Id be afraid to touch it. Glass was the biggest thing though, just mirrors in all the bathrooms. real ones. I could smash that s**t and have a big jagged weapon, i cant believe this italian restraunt has such a dangerous thing in their bathroom. stopping thinking of objects as weapons is hard