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Coleonema
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South African and bored
Be nice or I will come at you with my Vuvuzela
Coleonema • upvoted 24 items 3 years ago
Babysitters-Reveal-Dark-Secrets-Seemingly-Normal-Parents
I was giving the 4 year old a bath and he asked me "Why don't you touch me like dad does?" That was my first red flag. Eventually the dad would show up at home unannounced to just hang out with me when the kids were napping. (I was 18) One day he got a vasectomy and told me if I wanted he could send a couple "blank shots" at me. A few days later he full on assaulted me. I locked myself in the bedroom and called his wife; she wouldn't believe me. I called my brother and he rushed over with a baseball bat.
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Babysitters-Reveal-Dark-Secrets-Seemingly-Normal-Parents
I was giving the 4 year old a bath and he asked me "Why don't you touch me like dad does?" That was my first red flag. Eventually the dad would show up at home unannounced to just hang out with me when the kids were napping. (I was 18) One day he got a vasectomy and told me if I wanted he could send a couple "blank shots" at me. A few days later he full on assaulted me. I locked myself in the bedroom and called his wife; she wouldn't believe me. I called my brother and he rushed over with a baseball bat.
Shower-Thoughts-On-Marriage-Life (Closed)
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