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Coleonema

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Coleonema

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Hey Pandas, What Animal Looks The Stupidest? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Post Your Funniest Picture

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

And to think, most people won't even look at them if they see them walking down the street

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

Although she must be in pain, her face looks so content in the second picture, like she's hugging an angel

Babysitters Are Sharing The Darkest Secrets They've Uncovered While Working For Seemingly Normal Families (30 Stories)

When you're sexually assaulted your first thought shouldn't be to call the perpetrators wife or your brother. Call the police. If it turns out later that the guy was "joking", he has learned that he wasn't funny at all.

50 Things That Made People Say “Of Course That's A Thing”

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50 Things That Made People Say “Of Course That's A Thing”

The Sequel (Once Upon a More Enlightened Time) is available to read for free at OpenLibrary(dot)org. The original can be found at Amazon.

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I was giving the 4 year old a bath and he asked me "Why don't you touch me like dad does?" That was my first red flag. Eventually the dad would show up at home unannounced to just hang out with me when the kids were napping. (I was 18) One day he got a vasectomy and told me if I wanted he could send a couple "blank shots" at me. A few days later he full on assaulted me. I locked myself in the bedroom and called his wife; she wouldn't believe me. I called my brother and he rushed over with a baseball bat.