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Lucky2BAlive.

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Lucky2BAlive. • commented on 37 posts 3 years ago

“What Were The Parents Thinking”: People Share 40 Of The Dumbest Names They’ve Encountered

True story. My sister and I were in a Walmart . Two adorable little boys were in the cart in front of us. We made the unfortunate inquiry as their names. Trigger and Shooter. (Side note/bonus round - we are in Texas)

Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered

Maybe they chose the apple because of Newton. And the argument both for and against science and the Vatican.

“What Were The Parents Thinking”: People Share 40 Of The Dumbest Names They’ve Encountered

Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered

Maybe they chose the apple because of Newton. And the argument both for and against science and the Vatican.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

The original Brexit

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Not to mention a trucking company Swift - Sure Wish I Finished Training

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

How does this not have more upvotes

Father Says 11-Year-Old Daughter Is Getting Fat, Mother Refuses To Decrease Her Food Portion Sizes

I think that if anything your daughters weight gain pays a part in her growth spurt. She is curvy and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with that. Tell your overbearing in laws the universe loves wonderful variety. The human form is inherently beautiful by design and some artists prefer models with actual realism (Botticelli). She a lovely, but living a life of honor, and integrity is far more important. Don’t give in. If you do all you are teaching her is to bend to the will of others who are unrealistic. Sending this with friendship!

40 Of The Funniest Dads In 2021

Me-wow

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

Out of the mouths of babes ..

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

At least we all know that we aren’t alone in the Lion King move to get bars ..

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

I don’t even know where to start ….

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

Smack down - with an emotional fry pan.

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

All hail the mighty Isabella!

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

But you aren’t saying if you moved towards them or your panic room *S*

30 Things That End Up Costing More For Poor People Than For The Rich

Be thankful that you can eat healthy. When you can’t, it’s a firestorm of things that can and do go wrong. Falling below the poverty live does not change who you are, but complicates even getting the most basic of things needed. We don’t have a voice, but are part of a statistical number often incorrect. And we are not part of the discussion because we don’t have a voice, and have never been invited to table an honest discussion. That’s where help begins.

30 Things That End Up Costing More For Poor People Than For The Rich

Apologies. I often don’t pay much attention. I’ve tried readers but driving is becoming a major issue, and night driving near impossible. But thank you. And like you, I simply cannot understand how I fall into the below the poverty level and yet still am not qualified for assistance.

50 Uplifting Christmas Posts To Heal Your Soul Before 2022 (New Pics)

They are soooo cute together!

50 Uplifting Christmas Posts To Heal Your Soul Before 2022 (New Pics)

Way to go! Now put on that Devils Jersey. You know you want to *S*

50 Uplifting Christmas Posts To Heal Your Soul Before 2022 (New Pics)

Damn dust

50 Uplifting Christmas Posts To Heal Your Soul Before 2022 (New Pics)

Boop that nose for me. Your family is the true meaning of not just Christmas but courage in general. Oh and happy birthday little man!

50 Uplifting Christmas Posts To Heal Your Soul Before 2022 (New Pics)

One day he will realize what he left, and think of it this way … nothing quite like losing dead weight. And THANK YOU for adopting a cat as opposed to a mill cat. And yeah, your going to be okay. So if you need to talk, I am here.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Tell Your Younger Self Anything What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hell yeah. You got this and the secret of life.

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed but … I am pretty sure that’s not a dog.

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

Great! One goes out, they all go out.

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

The Great Roomba Escape

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

And the three kings followed the star and brought Meow Mix and Nip

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

Sooooo fluffy

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

Okay you start here, and the three of you come down from behind … remember blame the dog … so … we go on three ..

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

Overly decorated dog ….

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

A little fishing line and thumb tacks will keep the tree up.

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

Whole time, Ii was singing ’ll never pee on a Christmas tree

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

Morning after the annual Christmas pawty. The nog … it’s always the nog

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

I’m telling you it’s giant mistletoe … kiss me

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Lucky2BAlive. • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Accidental Jew

Lucky2BAlive. • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, I'm 17 And I Feel Out Of Place On My Generation. Do You Have An Advice For Me?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Tell Your Younger Self Anything What Would It Be? (Closed)

Lucky2BAlive. • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

What Would Be A Great (Albeit Silly) Name For A Cover Band?

Lucky2BAlive. • submitted 10 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, I'm 17 And I Feel Out Of Place On My Generation. Do You Have An Advice For Me?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Tell Your Younger Self Anything What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Way You've Gotten Injured?

Hey Pandas, What Are The Most Unsettling Real-Life Animatronics/Mascots You've Ever Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would Make Your Holidays Perfect This Year? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Pics Of Your Sleepy Furry Friends (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Any Book Recommendations?

Hey Pandas, Type 'I Am' And See What Auto Type Adds (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest Story? (Closed)

Lucky2BAlive. • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

“What Were The Parents Thinking”: People Share 40 Of The Dumbest Names They’ve Encountered

Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered

Maybe they chose the apple because of Newton. And the argument both for and against science and the Vatican.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

The original Brexit

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Not to mention a trucking company Swift - Sure Wish I Finished Training

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

How does this not have more upvotes

50 Of The Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos This December

Juliet

50 Of The Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos This December

The GOAT of all puppet s … ladies and gents … Marty Barkduer

50 Of The Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos This December

Monk

50 Of The Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos This December

Muffy the Soul Slayer

Father Says 11-Year-Old Daughter Is Getting Fat, Mother Refuses To Decrease Her Food Portion Sizes

40 Of The Funniest Dads In 2021

Me-wow

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

Out of the mouths of babes ..

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

At least we all know that we aren’t alone in the Lion King move to get bars ..

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

I don’t even know where to start ….

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

Smack down - with an emotional fry pan.

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

All hail the mighty Isabella!

35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

But you aren’t saying if you moved towards them or your panic room *S*

30 Things That End Up Costing More For Poor People Than For The Rich

Lucky2BAlive. • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Accidental Jew

Hey Pandas, Any Tips For Someone Struggling With Productivity?

Try making a to-do list and setting deadlines. Also... I demand that you get off of BP and go get 5 things done before you come back! Go on! Go! If you need more motivation I can yell at you some more

50 Times Pets Made Christmas Better For Everyone (But Sometimes Their Owners Would Disagree)

We hiss you a merry Christmas....

Meet Lorenz Valentino, The Friend Of Celebrities With The Help Of Photoshop (44 New Pics)

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective (New Pics)

Gogo boots!

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective (New Pics)

Be a public nuisance!

Pregnancy In The Media Is Often Sugar-Coated And These Women Are Not Having It (30 Stories)

Mine were purplish, especially my second. They both had very grumpy expressions as well 😂😂

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Manager Claims This Guy Doesn't Do Anything, So He Quits To Prove A Point

30 Times People Captured Bears Doing Ridiculous And Adorable Things

the beartles

30 Funny Things Non-Australians Found Out About Australia And Can’t Stop Laughing At

Those of us who are old enough to remember this...I salute you!

History Ain’t Pretty

50 People Whose Disabilities Didn't Stop Them From Enjoying Halloween To The Fullest (New Pics)

If anyone needs a picture of pure happiness I suspect we have a winner here.

40 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Father of the year! Love it!

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