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Average Chicago sports fan

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Average Chicago sports fan

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16 posts

545 comments

990 upvotes

767 points

Male, 17, moderate capitalist, not biased towards one party, not online much, fan of Chicago Bears, Bulls, Cubs, and Blackhawks

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Average Chicago sports fan • commented on 22 posts 1 year ago

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 50 Designs So Bad They Deserved To Be Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

I see where you went. Lol.

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 50 Designs So Bad They Deserved To Be Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Literally. Good luck untying the knots.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

This absolutely needs to be heard. For that here’s an upvote.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Thanks man. I’m on the spectrum and this means a lot.

Hey Pandas, What Are The Pros And Cons Of Living In Your Current Location?

It’s cursed(according to memes but then again… it’s kinda weird. I don’t live in Ohio).

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Lol

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

That’s fair

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Not too surprising considering it’s high crime rate

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Greece. Somethings always going on there.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Idk really. I haven’t looked into that yet but disproportionately funding NATO and UN isn’t that surprising.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

America. New Jersey specifically.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Canada. I’m coming for your maple syrup. -An American.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Russia?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

France

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

America

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Advice You Have Been Given?

Thanks man

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Average Chicago sports fan • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Need Less Of In Your Life? (Closed)

I'm a vegan, and it is one of my policies to let others make their own decisions. I decide what I do with my life and my body, and you do the same, but with your own opinions and beliefs. Like everybody is taught in kindergarten, mind your own business and don't be mean. :)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Most bases have been covered here, but i have one- sleep. Sleep is incredibly important and i see way too many kids thinking that going without it is cool or makes them unique. The best thing for your health is to actively try to get enough sleep. Get off your phone before going to bed. Don't get up in the middle of the night to eat. Don't try to stay up all night cause your friends are doing it. It's dumb and it harms your health. Make good decisions

Hey Pandas, What Do You Need Less Of In Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Stop being a pussy. Stop whining. Get your a*s out of bed, take a shower, get dressed, have a good meal, and get on with your day ffs

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Most social media is basically a toxic void of random people you will never meet who hate you for no reason. The important thing to remember is that these people don’t act like that in real life, and most people in real life are very reasonable. So just turn off the internet and take a walk once in a while.

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 50 Designs So Bad They Deserved To Be Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Daniel, my husband is an Eagle football fan, and he said that yes they will climbe the lamp posts after the ceremony...

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

White men shooting guns. If we want to be more specific in the place, white republicans milking cows in blue mountains. That’s about it.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

Politicians in our country, laughingstocks in the rest of the world. Also, huge portion sizes.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

I'm gonna go with Russia.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

Watch me get downvoted. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4CLqYEn7tRg

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

We shoot guns, we watch football, and we drink alcohol!

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Average Chicago sports fan • submitted 7 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Need Less Of In Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me What Is One Weird Thing That You Collect? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Useless Thing You Ever Bought?

Hey Pandas, Describe The Worst Possible Life Scenario (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Pros And Cons Of Living In Your Current Location?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Pun You Absolutely Want To Share? (Closed)

Average Chicago sports fan • submitted 16 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Least Favorite Thing

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Most Cursed Ideas

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Ideal Man Cave/She Shed.

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Inflation For You? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Let’s Create A City And Add Something Unique To It.

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Create Your Own Answers Cards Against Humanity.

Ask Pandas

Hey Male Pandas, What Do You Think People Should Understand About Males That People Don’t Get?

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Hey Pandas, What Would An Honest Slogan For A Company? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Sports Team Are You A Fan Of?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of Woke And Cancel Culture?

Ask Pandas

Most Overrated And Also Underrated Celebrities

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Hey Pandas, What Songs Do You Have A Deep Hatred For And Why?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Most Interesting But Random Things You Know? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Dream Car And Also What Do You Currently Drive?

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What Is Your Biggest Pet Peeve That You Find So Intensely Annoying?

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post Images Of Creative Twists You Put On Food (Closed)

Average Chicago sports fan • submitted 20 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Need Less Of In Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me What Is One Weird Thing That You Collect? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Useless Thing You Ever Bought?

Hey Pandas, Describe The Worst Possible Life Scenario (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Pros And Cons Of Living In Your Current Location?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Pun You Absolutely Want To Share? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Favorite Dad Jokes? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Least Favorite Thing

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Fast Food Secrets That You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe Something Horribly Yet Accurately, And Let Us Guess What's That. (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share How Your Personality Has Changed Over The Years? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Normal That You Think Shouldn’t Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Famous People You Can't Stand? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Many People Believe In But Is Actually Not True? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Whats One Thing About Society You Would Change?

Hey, My Fellow Amazing Pandas! What Feels Like Home To You?

Hey Pandas, What's Something That You're Happy About? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Way You Would Stand Out From A Crowd?

Average Chicago sports fan • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Need Less Of In Your Life? (Closed)

Puberty stats in middle school

Hey Pandas, What Do You Need Less Of In Your Life? (Closed)

Yep. Agreed.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Rule You Have Ever Seen? (Closed)

The school principal IQ level: nonexistent.

Hey Pandas, Show Me What Is One Weird Thing That You Collect? (Closed)

Yep. I’ve used some of them. I had almost $100 worth of BWW and $75 worth of TX roadhouse. I used $50 worth of BWW, $25 worth of TX Roadhouse, $25 worth of Red Robin, $25 worth of Bob Evans.

Hey Pandas, Show Me What Is One Weird Thing That You Collect? (Closed)

My wallet is somewhat stretched already.

Hey Pandas, Describe The Worst Possible Life Scenario (Closed)

I don’t blame you. I’d also do that.

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 50 Designs So Bad They Deserved To Be Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

I see where you went. Lol.

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 50 Designs So Bad They Deserved To Be Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Literally. Good luck untying the knots.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

This absolutely needs to be heard. For that here’s an upvote.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Thanks man. I’m on the spectrum and this means a lot.

Hey Pandas, What Are The Pros And Cons Of Living In Your Current Location?

It’s cursed(according to memes but then again… it’s kinda weird. I don’t live in Ohio).

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Lol

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

That’s fair

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Not too surprising considering it’s high crime rate

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Greece. Somethings always going on there.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Idk really. I haven’t looked into that yet but disproportionately funding NATO and UN isn’t that surprising.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

America. New Jersey specifically.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Canada. I’m coming for your maple syrup. -An American.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Russia?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

France

Average Chicago sports fan • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Need Less Of In Your Life? (Closed)

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 50 Designs So Bad They Deserved To Be Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Daniel, my husband is an Eagle football fan, and he said that yes they will climbe the lamp posts after the ceremony...

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Stop being a pussy. Stop whining. Get your a*s out of bed, take a shower, get dressed, have a good meal, and get on with your day ffs

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

We shoot guns, we watch football, and we drink alcohol!

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

I'm gonna go with Russia.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

Watch me get downvoted. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4CLqYEn7tRg

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

White men shooting guns. If we want to be more specific in the place, white republicans milking cows in blue mountains. That’s about it.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country

Politicians in our country, laughingstocks in the rest of the world. Also, huge portion sizes.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Advice You Have Been Given?

The "If we don't agree with you, we're going to downvote you into oblivion" gang. Have an upvote

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You’ve Learned Recently? (Closed)

I think I disagree with the OP more often than not, however, I would encourage him to speak his mind. Just avoid ad hominems, which he mostly does, at least as far as I can tell. But I'd also suggest keeping an open mind. I've been around long enough to know, I'm not always right. If I were, I'd be my wife.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You’ve Learned Recently?

I learned that when you get downvoted, you have to wait for a BP staff to approve your account, it could take hours or even days!

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Least Favorite Thing

The big fuss and deal over personal pronouns and sht and how it’s basically shoved down your throat. Especially on BP. Literally 4/10 posts r about that.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Least Favorite Thing

Algrebra. Math.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You’ve Learned Recently?

You can’t share any controversial opinions about gender, pronouns, or sexuality on BP without getting downvoted and harassed. These opinions can be spoken outside of BP like in person and be agreed with, but on here you’re looked at as homophobic. Heed this warning fellow pandas with an opinion not 100% following the guidelines and agreeing with everything “minority” related. Tbh I probably won’t follow this advice and keep spreading my opinion peacefully anyways ngl..