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Little Wolf

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Little Wolf

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i like animals and drawing. I own two chickens and a cat and enjoy writing

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Little Wolf • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

Funny

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Comics

30 Sweet Comics My Brother Created To Help Me Introduce The Stories And Characters From My Children's Book

Funny

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Comics

30 Sweet Comics My Brother Created To Help Me Introduce The Stories And Characters From My Children's Book

45 Painfully Cringe Moments When People Thought They Knew Better, But Embarrassed Themselves Instead, As Shared On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Jessy is strictly anti-pronoun. Jessy thinks that Jessy should encourage other people to become anti-pronoun too, just like Jessy. Jessy will stop at nothing to ensure all Jessy's friends start using this sort of language in Jessy's friend's lives too.

45 Painfully Cringe Moments When People Thought They Knew Better, But Embarrassed Themselves Instead, As Shared On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Can confirm, there are at least 5 people who do not live in America. EDIT: Guys, I did my best to keep track of the comments and I am happy to announce that as of the 16th of January 2023 at 08:00 there are 49 and a half people who do not live in America. I will close the census now as the numbers are already higher than we predicted.

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Little Wolf • upvoted 32 items 2 years ago

This Twitter Page Shares Interesting Facts About The World, And Here Are 45 That Might Surprise You

Genuine question; should I read warrior cats? I had the hardest time getting into it but the community seems amazing. Edit: I seemed to have summoned the entire of both the WoF and Warrior Cats community lmao

This Twitter Page Shares Interesting Facts About The World, And Here Are 45 That Might Surprise You

It's amazing enough without being Photoshopped

This Twitter Page Shares Interesting Facts About The World, And Here Are 45 That Might Surprise You

It's amazing enough without being Photoshopped

This Twitter Page Shares Interesting Facts About The World, And Here Are 45 That Might Surprise You

Warrior Cats anyone?? ;)

How To Catch A Cat: Big Kitty Edition

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

OMFG I'm so cool for liking the thing that makes so much money they won't stop making more movies in spite of having run out of ideas 15 years ago.

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

It's more expected for a human kid to be a little chubby when it's still a baby, but yeah, that baby looks a little thicc 😂

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Racist too! Hitting the marks for jerk posting.

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Overfeeding your kid isn't any better

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

not avengers the thing that billions of people are invested in 🙄 /srs

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

yay! overfeeding your cat /srs

He Pouted Like This And Whispered Under His Breath For 5 Minutes Because I Wouldn’t Let Him Chew On My Phone Case

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

That'd be English English, or just English

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

Australian Dollars, Australian spelling.

Fails, Funny

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

Automotive

50 Reasons Why Not Wearing A Helmet Is The Dumbest Thing You Can Do (New Pics)

24 “Yes, But” Illustrations By Anton Gudim That You Might Relate To (New Pics)

Just because we kill animals for food doesn't mean we should stomp and kill every other animal for no reason...

24 “Yes, But” Illustrations By Anton Gudim That You Might Relate To (New Pics)

This seems like extreme cherrypicking to me. The artist choses to invent situations that only exist in their mind and then to be offended by them.

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24 “Yes, But” Illustrations By Anton Gudim That You Might Relate To (New Pics)

"Yes, But": A Series Of Sarcastic Comics Anton Gudim (25 New Pics)

This, Kids, Is Why We Wear Helmets. Stacked It At 43 Km/H, Helmet Took The Brunt

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

Hamlet truly was reading words words words!

weirdest-things-heard-from-a-pregnant-woman

My Dad was a GP (he retired about ten years ago). He had a couple - lovely people, very young, a bit unworldly - come to see him to discuss their failure to conceive, about thirty years ago, when I was ten or so. He was bright enough to ask what they were doing in bed. They had BOTH somehow come to the conclusion that what was needed to make a baby was penis/belly button contact. I have no idea how anybody was getting any satisfaction, or how on earth they kept believing this after doing it once - it must have been a horrible experience. He explained (literally) the facts of life to them, and on coming home had THE TALK with me and my brother, just in case we were also stupid. The couple in question ended up with two kids. Good old Dad.

weirdest-things-heard-from-a-pregnant-woman

I work on a busy labour ward. Took a call from a woman who wanted to ask me about a pregnancy test result. I tried to explain that we are for the other end of the pregnancy but she wasn’t really getting it so for an easy life I just thought f**k it and told her to go ahead. Her - I had a baby 12 weeks ago and I’ve just done a pregnancy test and it was positive. What does it mean? Me - can I ask you a few more questions? Her - sure Me - Than kyou. Firstly, had you stopped bleeding after having your baby? Her - yes Me - have you had unprotected s*x? Her - yes Me - have you had any early pregnancy symptoms? Her - well I’ve been feeling sick in the morning. That’s why I did the test. Me - I see. Well from the information you’ve given me then the test may indeed be right and you may indeed be pregnant. Her - but I can’t be. I’m breastfeeding. I haven’t had a period yet after having the baby. Me - (taking deep breath) didn’t your midwife tell you about contraception before you left the hospital? Her - yes Me - did you get any? Her - no..... Her - oh.... s**t. I get so many women who think they can’t get pregnant if they are breastfeeding. It’s bollocks. If you’re reading this, breastfeeding, not using contraception and not wanting to have a baby in about 9 months time, then stay away from all penises until you’ve got yourself sorted. Don’t wait for your first period. You’re fertile before it even happens.

weirdest-things-heard-from-a-pregnant-woman

It goes like this: Me: Your pregnancy test came back positive. PT: Oh, I couldn’t be! Me: Are you sexually active? PT: Yes Me: Are you using any birth control? Pt: No Me: Then why don’t you think you could be pregnant? Pt: Because I couldn’t be! Me: ... Repeat scene many times over past 20 years. Denial is not a river in Egypt.

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From my own experience, I don’t like the thought of bringing a kid into the world we live in. I’d much sooner adopt a kid who’s in a shifty place or in a struggling area. There are millions of kids starving out there, there are millions of kids being abused out there. Rather save one of them than bring another kid into this retched place

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Little Wolf • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago