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Glittery Panda

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Glittery Panda

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Likes: Reading, dressing up, and the Funny section on BP!
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Glittery Panda • upvoted an item 5 months ago

People Share Their Worst Dates Ever, And Some Really Dodged A Bullet (30 Posts)

In an odd way I feel sorry for the woman in this story. I understand that this is a bad date for the dude, but I can't help feeling that the woman has been programmed into expecting certain behaviours that an 'alpha' dude will willingly comply with.

Glittery Panda • upvoted an item 6 months ago

Funnier-Replies-Than-Original-Joke

Glittery Panda • upvoted 38 items 1 year ago

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

Teenagers drop rocks on car windshields and kill people. Our society is too permissive, and should punish miscreant kids FAR more harshly.

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

I don't think the person was saying she's not gorgeous but look at the contestants now.

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

Teenagers drop rocks on car windshields and kill people. Our society is too permissive, and should punish miscreant kids FAR more harshly.

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

I don't think the person was saying she's not gorgeous but look at the contestants now.

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

I am a teen and I am not sadistic I promise

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

The bread is yelling at the flour

50 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Sounds like somebody needs a She Shed

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

Wow! Congratulations Rhys!! Wish you both a world of happiness!!

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

Should I burn his house down?

12 Pics To Compare Disney Princesses To The Actresses That Were Chosen To Embody Them In Live-Action Adaptations

My bestie just came back from seeing this movie with her daughter, who is a HUGE Disney's Little Mermaid fan, and they ADORED it. They said it was SO GOOD, and all the changes were for the better--developing the romance more so it wasn't so much love-at-first-sight, explaining Ursula's backstory more, changing how Ursula dies. The only thing they didn't like was Scuttlebutt's rap, but they said everything else was FANTASTIC. That Halle Bailey was at LEAST as good a singer as Jody Benson (voice of the animated Ariel) and that Melissa McCarthy delivered a fantastic performance as Ursula. I'm looking forward to seeing it.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

This is why if you child gets a toy they are really attached to you buy a couple more of them and use them all in rotation so they all get wear at the same time. No sleepless nights if you lose one of them as you always have a back up.

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

Not all teenagers. Certainly not me, or some other Pandas I know.

12 Pics To Compare Disney Princesses To The Actresses That Were Chosen To Embody Them In Live-Action Adaptations

No, it's part of when she's singing "Part of that World" in her cave. It's dim lighting so it makes sense that would reflect on her skin

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

We had a teacher who did that sort of creepy s**t. I’m so glad times have changed as in those days, no one believed kids.

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

HaHaHa - LOVED your response to use the other hand!

50 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

If you teach children how to write sentences please make it easy to read

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

Sexual assault is not funny.

50 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

I hate all the “she shed” “man cave” bs. Just stop it.

50 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Was this supposed to say "oh so sophisticated?"

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

Correct answer given Dad. Correct answer.

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

Bad blind date because the woman found out you were a psychopath?

50 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

mmm jesus candy

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

What the actual....

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Still Can't Believe

That's just awful. What a jerk.

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOES NOT MEAN FREEDOM TO BE A BIGOT WITHOUT FACING CONSEQUENCES. I'm SO sick of bullying a******s trying to hide behind the first amendment like that makes their behaviour okay!

50 Funny Memes About Work That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading While On Duty, As Shared By "Humorous Resources"

And then someone took a PHOTO of it and posted it to the internet. Breathtaking!

50 Funny Memes About Work That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading While On Duty, As Shared By "Humorous Resources"

Thanks Captain Obvious! :)

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

"Sacre bleu! I asked for a Pepsi!"

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

No Today my depressions have me under control again and I am crying to myself 😔

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

The next morning, a cheese had been brutally and messily mauled

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

Very healthy diets these tribal people had. I'm sure it's the same with New Guinea tribes as well. (Look it up. It's very good for inducing insomnia and waking nightmares.) I think one of the rockerfellers was their "guest" too.

50 Funny Memes About Work That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading While On Duty, As Shared By "Humorous Resources"

yes... that is the point

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Glittery Panda • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What’s A Photo You Took With Your Phone That Seems Professional? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Recommendations For Good Bp Posts?

Ask Pandas

What’s Something Random You Want To Share?

Glittery Panda • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Photo You Took With Your Phone That Seems Professional? (Closed)

What’s Something Random You Want To Share?

Glittery Panda • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers)

I like crystals because they’re pretty. I know they don’t ACTAULLY give me strength but when I see them it makes me feel better. It’s a psychological thing, you think it gives you strength so it does.

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers)

Tbf if trump was still in office I wouldn’t have stubbed my toe this morning /j

People Are Sharing Uncommon Facts On ‘Today I Learned’, Here Are 40 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

I would do the same

People Are Sharing Uncommon Facts On ‘Today I Learned’, Here Are 40 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

Wait what was the red streak? Could enough blood have shown up?

21 Illustrations By Lainey Molnar That Challenge Societal Norms Surrounding Femininity, Body Image, And More (New Pics)

Right? That’s why I love this artist so much. Effortless diversity.

21 Illustrations By Lainey Molnar That Challenge Societal Norms Surrounding Femininity, Body Image, And More (New Pics)

I tried it. Sadly true.

Weird World: 50 Amazing Facts From This Instagram Page To Satisfy Your Curiosity

The way the smile gets more genuine ❤️

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Might Change Your Perspective On The 20th Century (New Pics)

That literally can’t exist. Rape means you don’t consent. Asking someone to rape you means you want them to have sex with them which means sex.

35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing

Obviously the earth is 2023 years old!? edit: this is a joke!!!

30 Dazzling Golden Tattoos Made With Precision By Manhattan-Based Tattoo Artist

You made your mark on me, a golden tattoo.

40 Of The Funniest 'You Had One Job' Fails, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Replying so ppl can seeee

40 Of The Funniest 'You Had One Job' Fails, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Just saw this and had to share lol file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/63/03/A2B8BBB2-BF94-40A1-B3CB-C38D47C31C37/IMG_7599.PNG

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Of The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Sydnie Lanye copy and pasting her paragraph in the comments 🤦‍♀️

Glittery Panda • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

“Do You Really Want That On Your Body Forever?”: 30 Of The Worst Tattoos Shared On This Online Group

Her eyes are really pretty tho

“Do You Really Want That On Your Body Forever?”: 30 Of The Worst Tattoos Shared On This Online Group

Love the Indian one

"Awful Taste And Awful Execution": 35 Hilarious Pics From This Online Thread

Those guns are depressing. Everything about this is.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Photo You Took With Your Phone That Seems Professional? (Closed)

Omigod I made this post but but I never expected it to blow up like this! Thanks so much to everyone who participated!!!

Hey Pandas, What’s A Photo You Took With Your Phone That Seems Professional? (Closed)

Very possible, I have no idea and you sound smart.

50 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

I almost screamed out loud that’s so creepy!

50 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

Belly button much?

Glittery Panda • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

People Share Their Worst Dates Ever, And Some Really Dodged A Bullet (30 Posts)

Funnier-Replies-Than-Original-Joke

Glittery Panda • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

50 Times “When She’s On Her Period” Meme Was Better Than Chocolate

And you better believe it.

50 Times “When She’s On Her Period” Meme Was Better Than Chocolate

I do agree with your last sentence. But you're the baby.

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOES NOT MEAN FREEDOM TO BE A BIGOT WITHOUT FACING CONSEQUENCES. I'm SO sick of bullying a******s trying to hide behind the first amendment like that makes their behaviour okay!

josiahpapaya reply

In 2009 I worked at a very well known chain and even then I was the first homosexual they had ever met. Folks were beyond homophobic toward me. To the point that I reported someone for calling everyone a f****t anytime he didn’t like them. They told me to just relax and they don’t mean it like that. By they, I mean corporate HR. A week later someone smashed my head into a wall, but said it was okay because they were having a bad day. Once again, I was told to just let it go. Finally when I threatened to get a lawyer, everyone changed their tune…. But it made the job worse because people would get quiet anytime I walked into a room and make passive aggressive comments like “oh, freedom of speech time is turned off now guys. Wouldn’t want someone to get upset and cry over some jokes.” On a personal note, I see a lot of those attitudes creeping back into pop culture since the GOP went nuclear on trans folks.

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

That's an HR report in the making.

PangolinIllustrious6 reply

My boss smacking me on the a*s with a ruler. I got sent home for asking him what’s his f*****g problem was.

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

WTF... after my suicide attempt i had to go into the part of the psychiatry for addiction, because it was so overfilled and they literally checked EVERYTHING, so i wont smuggle anything inside and they were extremely careful with stuff like that. luckily they didnt need to check prostate tho haha

PD216ohio reply

There's this guy where I work who takes naps in a recliner in the warehouse, quite often. He's never been even yelled at for it. S**t, he even snores sometimes. But, man, do I enjoy those naps.