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emma malcolm • commented on 9 posts 11 months ago

30 People Share The Wildest Things They've Witnessed While Waiting To Be Treated By The ER

living with three brothers, i can tell you that this happened frequently

33 Images Of Most Creepy Things People Have Came In Contact In Their Daily Lives

can you imagine a chook trying to eat that?

30 People Share The Wildest Things They've Witnessed While Waiting To Be Treated By The ER

living with three brothers, i can tell you that this happened frequently

33 Images Of Most Creepy Things People Have Came In Contact In Their Daily Lives

can you imagine a chook trying to eat that?

50 Times Animals Went ‘Sploot’ And People Went ‘Aww’, As Shared In This Community

...now that is a loaf of a dog.

50 Times Animals Went ‘Sploot’ And People Went ‘Aww’, As Shared In This Community

trying to crack his back sploot?

50 Times Animals Went ‘Sploot’ And People Went ‘Aww’, As Shared In This Community

now that is weird

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

dude... that one kid whos just taking in in his stride

50 Amusing Pics That Show Different Countries Around The World Have Their Own Kinds Of "Pigeons"

thats amazing

50 Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn’t Go As Expected (New Pics)

haha. i would just send another and smile at hi really creepily

30 Funny Couples Memes To Send To Your SO, As Shared On This Instagram Page

duly noted

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emma malcolm • upvoted 6 items 11 months ago

30 Funny Couples Memes To Send To Your SO, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Is it just me that doesn't like clingy guys or soft, hopeless romantic types? Idk why, they just ick me out. Please don't downvote me to hell, I'm not trying to be rude.

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Border Collie ejected from car during Sunday crash found on sheep farm, herding sheep.

30 Funny Couples Memes To Send To Your SO, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Is it just me that doesn't like clingy guys or soft, hopeless romantic types? Idk why, they just ick me out. Please don't downvote me to hell, I'm not trying to be rude.

Reddit post

Border Collie ejected from car during Sunday crash found on sheep farm, herding sheep.

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50 Amusing Pics That Show Different Countries Around The World Have Their Own Kinds Of "Pigeons"

Why downvote!? It’s true: https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/impact/fox-village-japan

50 Amusing Pics That Show Different Countries Around The World Have Their Own Kinds Of "Pigeons"

Fox abuse Village more like...

50 Amusing Pics That Show Different Countries Around The World Have Their Own Kinds Of "Pigeons"

Upvote for this lovely lady (And the sea. And the squirrels of course!!!!)

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emma malcolm • commented on 7 posts 12 months ago

“‘Bite’ Them, Run Away”: 30 Weird Things People Could Only Admit To Doing Anonymously

what the actual f**k?

“‘Bite’ Them, Run Away”: 30 Weird Things People Could Only Admit To Doing Anonymously

sounds crude, but from experience: sometimes this is the jolt that you need to understand life is worth living

“‘Bite’ Them, Run Away”: 30 Weird Things People Could Only Admit To Doing Anonymously

what the actual f**k?

“‘Bite’ Them, Run Away”: 30 Weird Things People Could Only Admit To Doing Anonymously

sounds crude, but from experience: sometimes this is the jolt that you need to understand life is worth living

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perfectly cooked medium rare

50 Funny And Weird Food Memes You Probably Shouldn't Read While You're Eating (New Pics)

hell yeah

50 Funny And Weird Food Memes You Probably Shouldn't Read While You're Eating (New Pics)

...only if it doesn't get in

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i woke up one morning to a scratchy feeling in my ear, it was a spider

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ummmm, no thanks

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emma malcolm • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago

Woman Feeding Squirrels In Lovers Point Park, California

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I Could've Stopped It, But I Couldn't

Woman Feeding Squirrels In Lovers Point Park, California

Community, Relationships

I Could've Stopped It, But I Couldn't

Welcome To Australia

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The closest I get to a fit check is seeing if I can get my trouser waist band over my belly

45 Examples Of Influencers Trying To Play The Main Character But Becoming Laughing Stocks Instead

She's not like other girls.

"The Three Of Us", From The Series "Circles", 2020

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All of this sounds eerily similar to be being deployed ....

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I did almost seven years. Been out two years. I'm 35. From Wisconsin. Wisconsin has a law called "Truth in Sentencing", You do 100% of your time. There are multiple head counts where the guards make sure that all of the inmates are accounted for. Every morning at 5:00 a.m. I felt like I was doing something wrong if I slept past 5:00 a.m. It took me almost six months before I slept past 5:00. Even now, 6:00 a.m. is sleeping in for me. It has allowed me to never be late to work, and show up everyday. I was a drug dealer with no work ethic, and I slept until noon. Ironically, I am more successful than I ever thought I would be because of this habit. I actually just got poached by another company who offered me a 150% salary increase. Nice to see you, new tax bracket. In two years, I have become a model parolee. My life is great. I married my wife last September. I go to therapy for a multitude of conditions that manifested while I was a guest of the state. I was diagnosed with general and social anxiety disorder, and PTSD. I was out a few months and I had a panic attack. I had no idea what was happening to me. I was literally paralyzed and afraid. I thought prison ruined me. It made me a better person in general. I am not praising Wisconsin DOC by any means. The guards dehumananized the inmates and treated us like pure garbage with no hope. They always told people "You'll be back". I won't be back. People that go back produce job security. They want people to come back so they do what they can to steal your dreams. I changed myself. Prison allowed me to step back and really look at my life. I saw who I hurt. I saw who was there for me. I saw who abandoned me. I became focused on change after my third year. I contemplated suicide because I wasn't even half done with my sentence. After I seriously thought about hanging my life up I committed myself to being the best human being I could be. I revolted by behaving, teaching myself things, and being positive. My life is now amazing. I'm surrounded by people who love me and support me. All of the "ex cons" reading this, and people just interested in this thread, that label is b******t. We are human beings with feelings. We can change. Stay positive and stay hopeful. Never give up. All of my fellow Redditor's, one love.

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A couple guys I know-after being out for 5-10 yrs- wrap their arms around their plates and shovel food in their mouths at the speed of light. They are also super defensive of their food. When I first got to know them I jokingly swiped a chip off one of their plates and he flipped his fork up and demanded I give it back, freaked me out a lil

ButternutSasquatch reply

Sounds like there’s a major epidemic of ex-prisoners with PTSD that society doesn’t talk about.

hippynoize reply

My uncle was in prison for a while and we've talked a bit about his experience and how it effected him: -He has a hard time not being violent. You'd never guess since he mainly just sits in a corner and smokes but he's been out for nearly ten years and still always struggles with using his words -The guy cannot stand authority. He tells me that its hard to listen to bosses when you know you're probably smarter and tougher than them. He knows most people feel this way, but he just can't ignore it. He's taken up professional carving so he can be his boss. -He's really in touch with our native roots now, on account of joining a first nations gang in prison. -Doesn't talk much, I don't know if that's because of prison but he really only speaks if he wants to. Not the type of guy who likes to talk just to talk. -Doesn't have a lot. He has some sort of abandonment issue or something so he doesn't want a lot of things to miss if he goes back to prison. -For all the time he doesn't spend with people, he's out with nature or doing something in the wilderness. I think it helps keep him calm and feel connected. Nice enough guy, but prison kind of f****d him up I think and he's going to live his life being slightly disconnected with people

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staring at sharp things. Like theres no desire to use them innapropriatly but you are just kinda shocked they're there and available for use. You might be suprised what qualifies as a sharp object. I remember whenever someone tried to hand me a knife or something to cut veggies Id be afraid to touch it. Glass was the biggest thing though, just mirrors in all the bathrooms. real ones. I could smash that s**t and have a big jagged weapon, i cant believe this italian restraunt has such a dangerous thing in their bathroom. stopping thinking of objects as weapons is hard

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Is it just me that doesn't like clingy guys or soft, hopeless romantic types? Idk why, they just ick me out. Please don't downvote me to hell, I'm not trying to be rude.

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I Could've Stopped It, But I Couldn't

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Ex-Offenders Open Up About 34 Hard-To-Break Habits After Coming Out Of Prison

People from law enforcement families do the exact same thing. We size everyone up and always have an exit strategy

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anon reply

All of this sounds eerily similar to be being deployed ....

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Sounds like there’s a major epidemic of ex-prisoners with PTSD that society doesn’t talk about.

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