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Biology muffin

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Biology muffin

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I love horror, comedy, and mystery media. I joined this site as a coping mechanism to make up for the little control I have over my life.

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Biology muffin • upvoted 39 items 2 years ago

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Sending love!

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

When my grandfather got busted for grabbing my sister’s breast, right in front of me too, she told my Dad and they had a big fight in the kitchen behind closed doors! We didn’t go over there for 6 months. By then, their double bed were replaced with twin beds. Nothing said. Fast forward seven months, my father ends up leaving my mother, which meant us too. My grandfather tried the same thing on me. I grabbed his hands and turned around and threw his hands off, looking him in the eyes and said, “Don’t you ever touch me like that again!” I was 11 ! I told my mother and this is what she said…”Oh great, now he will come after me!” My mother was a narcissist!

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Sending love!

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

I met my uncle when I was 18 (short, I probably looked about 15). He pulled up to the house while I was outside and said "hi *insert my moms name*... my parents were well into their 50s at the time...

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Aaah the stereotypical creepy uncle 😔😕

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Time to take the garden shears to his manhood (only saying so you can actually read it) he obviously can’t be trusted to have it

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The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

Yes, journalism as a profession lost all respect once journalists started spinning news to agree with their agenda, both on the right and on the left.

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

Back then, journalists were people who could risk their life to find out the truth, not some asshat with a computer. It could also be the paparazzo that ruined it

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

Grew up on a small farm. The work never stops.

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

It seems that now people use the terms "media" and "journalist" interchangeably. There is and always has been a very big difference.

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

And the crazy people are joining, which is why police are disrespected.

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

This is BS. My MILs milkman turned out to be an excellent plumber. Radiator burst and what we thought was a little drip was pouring water into the outside porch. He managed to get it isolated before I managed to get there! He is an absolute star in my book!

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

Can't believe we had a Russian plant in office and there are brainwashed traitors that want him back in

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

Ohhh noooooo

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

Always struggled with the fact that 90% of the script I end up with is dependent on my own unqualified interpretation of “which is clearer, this one…or this one”

30 Times The True Gold Was Hidden In The Post Replies, As Shared On "Successful Ratios" Twitter Page

yes

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My aunt crushed it as a travel agent in the '80s/'90s. The internet totally blindsided her

30 Times The True Gold Was Hidden In The Post Replies, As Shared On "Successful Ratios" Twitter Page

. . . whut?

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Farmers. Agriculture used to be something everyone had to do. Now people don't give a second thought about where there food comes from.

30 Times The True Gold Was Hidden In The Post Replies, As Shared On "Successful Ratios" Twitter Page

What was so special about their man?

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Human Resources. I get it, the protect the company and not the employee, but over the last 20 years that scale has tipped so far that modern HR practices are barely legal and usually unethical.

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In these current times, apparently a scientist.

30 Times The True Gold Was Hidden In The Post Replies, As Shared On "Successful Ratios" Twitter Page

His shirt isn't a threat though. It means "vote to stop them from killing us". It's also not directed at white middle schoolers.

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Elevator attendants. Once revered engineers capable of lifting humans hundreds of feet in the air. Now a comedic relic of a by gone era.

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Spinster. In the middle ages, it was a respected career which could keep a woman financially independent and secure. She worked damn hard and had to be physically strong and good with money. And a spinster could choose to be in a relationship, but it wasn't imperative for her survival. Nowadays it's just become a term for middle aged or older single women and the fact it used to be a respected job title has been all but forgotten.

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Lawyer. I’m one and I’ve already heard all the jokes, thanks. In the 19th century it really was a position of prestige. In the mid-20th century it meant Atticus Finch. Now it’s just the equivalent of ambulance chaser in the minds of most people. And it’s too bad, because when you actually need one, you see what they genuinely do.

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Nursing. Long hours, hard work, front line workers for dealing with annoying ass and insane people, the definition of “I don’t get paid enough for this s**t!” Edit: thank you for the awards! My first ones :)

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Philosopher. Socrates, Plato, Aristotle. Now if someone tells you they are a philosopher you probably assume they don’t have a job and do a lot of drugs.

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Priest for obvious reasons

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Police, you would have to be crazy to join the force right now.

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Chef. My dad was a chef and in his day you could have your pick of jobs. Literally walk out of a restaurant and into another by the end of the day. People respected them and allowed creative and financial freedom. Now I work as a chef and I constantly have to answer to people ( managers, waitresses etc ) who have absolutely 0 culinary experience. The pay is sh**ty, the hours are ridiculous it's about 3 decades behind in terms of workers rights. This goes double for smaller places like non-chain bars and restaurants. They know that theirs always another chef looking for a new gig and often have no problems treating chefs like absolute dogs**t.

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US President

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Journalist. It used to be a respected and necessary career, now, for more than one reason, it's lost almost all the respect it had.

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Air hostess- Once the symbol of glamor now its like a joke

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Critic, for the most part. It used to be that to be taken seriously as a critic, you had to have some accomplishments in the field you were critiquing, to show that your opinion on the subject was worth some value. Somewhere along the way, the position devolved to "any as***le with an opinion is a critic". It has fallen even further in the internet age, with "critics" giving obviously stupid "hot takes" just so their name can be spread out among the media.

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Alchemist

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Milkman, now they are just everyones secret father.

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Teaching. They get completely s**t on by the kids and the parents.

30 Times The True Gold Was Hidden In The Post Replies, As Shared On "Successful Ratios" Twitter Page

But this isn't a ratio???

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Biology muffin • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Parenting, Relationships

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Biology muffin • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Parenting, Relationships

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Biology muffin • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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I Live In A Very Conservative Area .... And I Just Need To Know.... Are There Still Good People Out There?

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Frustrating Thing Someone Has Mansplained To You? (Closed)

Biology muffin • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing Your So-Called Best Friend Said To You? (Closed)

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Gives You Nightmares? (Closed)

A Person Asked Our Community To Share Their Creepiest Work Stories, And 30 Pandas Answered

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Biology muffin • commented on 17 posts 3 years ago

30 Women Share Medical Horror Stories Where They Had To Endure Pain For No Good Reason, And It's Scary How Common The Situation Is

*ahem.* WhAt thE fLyIng Fú¢k iS wrOnG WiTh DoCtErS Thank you.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

Adopting a cat. Paws down best meaning I can think of.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

Over there, officer, that's the person you want.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

Why 'man'? There is more than 1 orientation, you know. If you are trying to say 'humans' then say humans. Casual sexism smh

“Feeling Cute, Might Delete Later”: Animal Owners Of The Panda Community Shared Their 40 Pet Photos That Look Like Selfies

Hello sir Thomas marshmallow!!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing Your So-Called Best Friend Said To You? (Closed)

Lol!! Must try that...

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

That's rough, buddy...

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Rlly sry to hear that

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing Your So-Called Best Friend Said To You? (Closed)

Yes, but it still stings when someone you know and love tosses you away when they realize you aren't the same religion as them 😐😐

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Gives You Nightmares? (Closed)

Yes. However, it's illegal for minors to carry even non-leathel weapons in my state so 😥😥

Twitter Users Share 30 Everyday Signs That Show A Person Is Very Smart But Others May Confuse Them With Stupidity

When I was little, I had only read the word idiot, and for some reason I'd read it as "I dote" and that's how I pronounced it for a long time.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Gives You Nightmares? (Closed)

Sry it's so muddled, I'm on my phone.

This Black Cat Is So Adorable And Quirky He’s Taking Over Instagram (40 Pics)

I is monstur, hear me rawr

People Share What Horrible Things Husbands Have Said To Their Wives That No One Should Repeat (35 Stories)

RIP

People Are Sharing What Makes Them So Angry, They Can't Think Rationally Anymore (40 Posts)

The only streamer I will watch is Markiplier just for this reason. No screaming HEY WHATS UP EVERYBODY just a quiet hello there everybody my name is Markiplier then he gets straight to the point. Plus chica is the goodest dog

This Online Group Is Sharing The Best Cat Posts, Jokes, And Memes (50 Pics)

No it's because they re little furry dictators

50 Of The Funniest Times That Old People Failed At Using Something Correctly

Lol my mom tried to make a "Celtic knot" out of stones in our front yard... Problem is it had three sections that made it look "funny". Now we call it the great yard " male body part" of 2020.

Biology muffin • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

People Are Sharing What Makes Them So Angry, They Can't Think Rationally Anymore (40 Posts)

I hate those annoying family vloggers, they do things that are obviously faked, and they just force their kids or friends to act stupid or like jerks for a video. It makes me so mad.

People Are Sharing What Makes Them So Angry, They Can't Think Rationally Anymore (40 Posts)

"I BOUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND A BRAND NEW FERRARI. *SHE BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS*." so exaggerated 🙄

People Are Sharing What Makes Them So Angry, They Can't Think Rationally Anymore (40 Posts)

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who gets irrationally angry about the facial expressions on YouTube thumbnails. Even for people I like, I’m screaming in my head “WHY IS YOUR MOUTH OPEN LIKE THAT??!?”

Twitter Users Share 30 Everyday Signs That Show A Person Is Very Smart But Others May Confuse Them With Stupidity

When I was little, I had only read the word idiot, and for some reason I'd read it as "I dote" and that's how I pronounced it for a long time.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

WTF? David, I think you need to try again. How about something less utterly insane, hmm?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

I'm not asking about the men who don't do it, I'm asking about the men who do, because regardless of the number of decent men out there, these kinds of guys are EVERYWHERE.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

Evolution and religion cannot coexist. We are apes, we evolved from a common ancestor with chimps/bonobos about 8 million years ago and had many other species in between. Adam&Eve was just a tale to explain things before science explained them.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

Adding to that, not everyone is just XX or XY so if that was going to decide what category a person competes in there would need to be a few other categories added to the events.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Really Controversial Question You Have? (Closed)

Hi there. I am a nonbinary gay person. I don't despise all cis people, but some of them who use that privilege openly and don't feel bad about it, I don't like/care for/interact with willingly. As I am also black, straight white cis men have a HUGE advantage over me and other queer people of color. Hope that answers your question!

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Time to take the garden shears to his manhood (only saying so you can actually read it) he obviously can’t be trusted to have it

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Aaah the stereotypical creepy uncle 😔😕

The Most Uncomfortable Moments When A Family Member Has Said Something Inappropriate or Inconsiderate: 50 Stories Shared By Our Community

Sending love!

Biology muffin • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

"Why Do Men Do This": 30 Women Share Their "Insecure Men" Horror Stories

My neighbor had a stalker. It was a nightmare for her, and an ordeal for the rest of us. We tried to help him, but he was stuck. My poor neighbor. He finally moved away. He sent her a postcard from San Diego, saying that he found jesus and was happily married to a christian woman and her two daughters. That guy was bad news.

"Why Do Men Do This": 30 Women Share Their "Insecure Men" Horror Stories

I had a ‘stalker x,’ who was insanely jealous and toxic. He said I was sleeping with anyone and everyone I came in contact with, even women. So I stopped talking about people at work. He was jealous of my kids. He took my kids to school in the mornings. He went the long way to see if my car was at work. He claimed my kids was asking where my car was because they didn’t see it. After a couple of times of him saying this, I asked my kids about it. They looked at me puzzled and said he was saying that. He threatened to leave us in Cherokee, threatened to kill me if I cheated, kick us out, then turned around, seconds later, and asked why we were packing. He threatened to kill himself numerous times. That’s just to name a few things. Such a toxic man and relationship. I am married to an incredible man now. So glad there are still good men out there and I finally have one 💜💜💜

Women Are Sharing Their 'Insecure Men Horror Stories' And Here Are 78 Of The Worst Ones

I once got home after a job interview and my ex wasn't there, a while later he phones me and says he has a puncture. I found out he had followed me to the interview and on his way he got a nail in his Tyre. He also used to fight with me because I said he couldn't just show up at my work unless he bought something, because otherwise it looks unprofessional. The best/worst was when he kept texting me while I was working and asking if I ever had blonde hair. Later that evening I got out the shower and saw him watching porn. Turns out he was convinced that the blonde girl giving major head was me. We looked nothing alike. So glad that psycho is out of my life.

"Why Do Men Do This": 30 Women Share Their "Insecure Men" Horror Stories

You didn't say "ex-boyfriend".

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My boyfriend gets irritated when I mention the doctor at my job because he is a young male and doesn’t like that I mention a guy in conversation that is “more successful” than him even if it’s just in passing. Even if I just say he bought everyone at the office lunch or something like that

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He would get mad if I didn’t text him back in literally 3 minutes. Also saying how I didn’t post him enough on my Instagram… like what?? I’m with you should that not be enough? Lol.

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