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Assassin Seven
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I'm just retired a while ago. And my enimies have been trying to kill me ever since. But I thought I should go on a social website. Well, this isn't anything like Facebook or something. I've been here for a while and you all seem to like what I post. I like the people that are on the site.
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Hey pandas, What Kind Of Role Would You Want In A TV Show?
Dumb girl. Basically Karen smith of televisionHey pandas, What Kind Of Role Would You Want In A TV Show?
That one crazy friend who has no filter, speaks her mind and likes to have fun all the time.Show All 7 Upvotes
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Hey pandas, What Kind Of Role Would You Want In A TV Show?
Funny guy that can kill entire armies if he wanted toHey pandas, What Kind Of Role Would You Want In A TV Show?
That one crazy friend who has no filter, speaks her mind and likes to have fun all the time.Hey pandas, What Kind Of Role Would You Want In A TV Show?
Dumb girl. Basically Karen smith of televisionHey Pandas, What Is The Best Part Of Your Life?
My best friend. She is a constant source of support for me, and I love her so muchHey Pandas, What Is The Most Underrated Show You Ever Watched?
the anime Akame Ga Kill it has some mature themes, gore, so dont watch if you are affected a lot by itWhat Is The Worst Injurie Someone Has Given You?
There's a few. my friends dog tore my leg open while I was on his trampoline. some kid kept interrupting me while i was talking(on purpose) and then i got upset, and said Sop interrupting me" in a slightly raised voice, he then got mad, and punched my face*cracking sounds* which broke my nose.(it took a while to stop dripping blood everywhere.)Hey Pandas, What Kind Of Job Would You Like To Have When You Grow Up?
I want to be a vet. Its a lot harder than a normal doctor because your patient can't tell you what's wrong and will resist, but as a vet you will be helping both animals and their owners. Assassin Seven • is following 42 people
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