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Diana STP
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Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Insult In Your Native Language?
Alcornoque. In Spain we sometimes use it to refer to somebody who is dumb, but it is not as used anymore. It means "cork oak", the tree thar gives us the cork. I have no idea why it is used for a dumb person.Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Insult In Your Native Language?
Some Greek insults (the list is, of course, in no way even close to complete): The main word that means a-hole literally translates to "masturbator". A word that's stronger than a-hole literally translates is a dirty word version of "period pad". Want to rudely tell someone that "hah, you can't touch me, you can do nothing to me!" when they threaten you to do something and you know they can't touch you? You can tell them that they're "gonna fart you a stockyard of balls". Why? I have no idea, lol! Words and phrases that can be used in Greek to call someone stupid and synonyms (I went with the more imaginative ones here): Brick, IQ of a chicory, idiot with a helmet, rush (the plant), purple amaranth (it's just 2 syllables in Greek), booby (the bird), rooster-brained, okra, stucco, untinned bin (where the tin has been removed and is in need of repair), log, ox, pickaxe, adze, bran-brained, a-hole bran, bouzouki brain, davul, baglama, recorder, UFO, cork, halvah, and oh so many others... Unfortunately there were a number that I couldn't include here because there is just no translation for that, and for most people here that would just be a group of syllables and their inventiveness or funniness would not be appreciated. Not an insult, but here's a bonus because it's just so random: A way to tell someone in Greek that you're gonna beat them up is the Greek translation of "you will eat wood".Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Insult In Your Native Language?
Don’t know if its just a thing in the uk but i recently heard of calling people a ‘wet lettuce’ as an insult and i love it 🤣🥬Hey Pandas, Tell Us A Story About Some Really Big Coincidences
I’ve always had 2 imaginary sisters, Emily (twin) and Riley (2yrs older.) One day I told my mom I wanted to go to Montana (idk why) and with Riley. My mom asked who Riley was, thinking she was a friend of mine. I said, my sister. My mom started to cry, so I said “it’s ok, Emily can come instead” and she said “is Emily your sister too?” And I said “yes, she’s my twin.” My mom looked shocked and explained something to me. It turns out 2 years before I was born my mom miscarried a baby girl she planned to name Riley. Even bigger coincidence? I had a twin I absorbed in the womb, but nobody knows if said twin was female.Show All 6 Upvotes
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People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones
Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
Flying! At most I get into a plane where they hand out drinks and snacks. The plane goes nowhere, and we get off. Sometimes I can run and catch wind currents for a little sugar glider action, but it doesn't last long.
Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I float everywhere like a ghost instead of walking, apart from that my dreams are very normal and boring 😅Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
In the rare dreams I still remember after waking up, it is a recurring motive that I gain the ability to either fly or at least jump very high, but as soon as I'm high up in the air I realize that I have no idea how to land and then immediately start tumbling and falling towards the ground. Though I also don't remember ever hitting the ground.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
My dream house. It’s either owned by someone else like my friends, my Mom, or my dream Dad AND as soon as I start to get comfortable there’s either a ghost in the basement who comes out and attacks you if you don’t go to sleep (so you have to play sleep), OR crazed killer robbers plotting a break in.. Feels like I’ll never have my dream homeHey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
The location of my car. It’s NEVER where it’s suppose to be and i always have to take a bus or catch a ride with my Mom to try and find it…Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
In my dreams it's my body, but I am not in control. Sometimes I think it's me/my body but I'm someone else. No control. Just an observer.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I can’t run. If there’s something in my dream I need to run from I just stay put. It’s scary.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I can’t get anyone to talk to me in my dreams. It’s weird. Like, if I have a dream that I’m fighting with my friend, she would just be making angry faces and having angry gestures, but she wouldn’t be saying anything.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
That I can't move or talk or scream. The scenario is going on around me and I can't take any necessary action to save or help myself. Part of my subconscious knows it's a dream, which reassures me, but still.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I keep dreaming about the past. Worst is when I realize I am still at school or university and realize I have still two or three years to go until I graduate, get my bachelors or my PHD. It’s horrible and such a relief waking up and realizing I am luckily 20 years beyond the fear of failing at university. Only time I am happy not to be a tween with scholar pressure anymore.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I can never dial phone numbers. I just keep pushing buttons and it never works.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
That my ex-husband didn’t love me. I’ve been divorced for almost 17 years and I’ll dream of him at least twice a month. In my dream I go everywhere with him and when I try to kiss him he tells me that he can’t because he doesn’t love me. When I wake up I think “I KNOW he didn’t love me. I don’t want to be reminded”. I loved him so very much.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I can’t yell. When I hit or kick people, it’s insanely weak. Like it’s as if I lightly flicked them. While I rarely feel pain in my dreams, the scale is usually off. I got attacked by wolves in one of my dreams and the bites felt very soft.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I can’t look around as in I can see straight ahead of me but I can’t turn my head I will also have trouble screaming or speaking in my dreams and I will try to talk but nothing comes out I also can’t read anything I will constantly try but it will just be blurryShow All 20 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Insult In Your Native Language?
Alcornoque. In Spain we sometimes use it to refer to somebody who is dumb, but it is not as used anymore. It means "cork oak", the tree thar gives us the cork. I have no idea why it is used for a dumb person.Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Insult In Your Native Language?
Some Greek insults (the list is, of course, in no way even close to complete): The main word that means a-hole literally translates to "masturbator". A word that's stronger than a-hole literally translates is a dirty word version of "period pad". Want to rudely tell someone that "hah, you can't touch me, you can do nothing to me!" when they threaten you to do something and you know they can't touch you? You can tell them that they're "gonna fart you a stockyard of balls". Why? I have no idea, lol! Words and phrases that can be used in Greek to call someone stupid and synonyms (I went with the more imaginative ones here): Brick, IQ of a chicory, idiot with a helmet, rush (the plant), purple amaranth (it's just 2 syllables in Greek), booby (the bird), rooster-brained, okra, stucco, untinned bin (where the tin has been removed and is in need of repair), log, ox, pickaxe, adze, bran-brained, a-hole bran, bouzouki brain, davul, baglama, recorder, UFO, cork, halvah, and oh so many others... Unfortunately there were a number that I couldn't include here because there is just no translation for that, and for most people here that would just be a group of syllables and their inventiveness or funniness would not be appreciated. Not an insult, but here's a bonus because it's just so random: A way to tell someone in Greek that you're gonna beat them up is the Greek translation of "you will eat wood".Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Insult In Your Native Language?
Don’t know if its just a thing in the uk but i recently heard of calling people a ‘wet lettuce’ as an insult and i love it 🤣🥬Hey Pandas, Tell Us A Story About Some Really Big Coincidences
I’ve always had 2 imaginary sisters, Emily (twin) and Riley (2yrs older.) One day I told my mom I wanted to go to Montana (idk why) and with Riley. My mom asked who Riley was, thinking she was a friend of mine. I said, my sister. My mom started to cry, so I said “it’s ok, Emily can come instead” and she said “is Emily your sister too?” And I said “yes, she’s my twin.” My mom looked shocked and explained something to me. It turns out 2 years before I was born my mom miscarried a baby girl she planned to name Riley. Even bigger coincidence? I had a twin I absorbed in the womb, but nobody knows if said twin was female. Diana STP • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
In the rare dreams I still remember after waking up, it is a recurring motive that I gain the ability to either fly or at least jump very high, but as soon as I'm high up in the air I realize that I have no idea how to land and then immediately start tumbling and falling towards the ground. Though I also don't remember ever hitting the ground.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
Flying! At most I get into a plane where they hand out drinks and snacks. The plane goes nowhere, and we get off. Sometimes I can run and catch wind currents for a little sugar glider action, but it doesn't last long.People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones
Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I float everywhere like a ghost instead of walking, apart from that my dreams are very normal and boring 😅Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
My dream house. It’s either owned by someone else like my friends, my Mom, or my dream Dad AND as soon as I start to get comfortable there’s either a ghost in the basement who comes out and attacks you if you don’t go to sleep (so you have to play sleep), OR crazed killer robbers plotting a break in.. Feels like I’ll never have my dream homeHey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
The location of my car. It’s NEVER where it’s suppose to be and i always have to take a bus or catch a ride with my Mom to try and find it…Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
In my dreams it's my body, but I am not in control. Sometimes I think it's me/my body but I'm someone else. No control. Just an observer.Hey Pandas, What Never Goes Right In Your Dreams?
I can’t run. If there’s something in my dream I need to run from I just stay put. It’s scary.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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