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InvisibleQuokka
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I’m invisible. I like writing, reading, listening and writing music, dancing, singing and rapping. I speak English, understand Spanish and Vietnamese. I can read English, Spanish, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Italian, and a little Portuguese. I am a fan of too many K-pop groups to list here, but my ult is Stray Kids.
InvisibleQuokka • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago
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When I was telling my personal trainer how low I had felt about my body after having a baby and how weak my core felt, he said in a calm, quiet and measured voice, "Your body has done one of the strongest and greatest feats you could ever do, bringing a child into the world. Don't be so hard on yourself". And from that day on, I have loved him from afar.
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I love seeing men being kind and soppy with cats (or dogs but especially cats). It's just so lovely especially if I hadn't thought they were cat people.
We had a builder who did a lot of work on our house. He worked like a machine, barely stopping and was quite brusque. Polite enough but very straight to the point. One day I was looking out of the window and he was carrying materials down the driveway when one of our neighbours cats marched down the drive and rolled over in front of him. He put all the stuff down and bent down and stroked and fussed the cat for as long as she wanted. It didn't make me fancy him but I immediately adjusted my perception of him from competent builder to competent builder + nice human being!
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InvisibleQuokka • upvoted 10 items 5 months ago
Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
Most of my life really, like, why would I tell Mainly anything that goes wrong daily, I don't want to make it worse 1-Being abused by father since birth 2-Having been ràped (three times I remember) like by a firefighter on his jogging stroll who arrested me for no reason 3-(related to one and two) Having had a son from having been ràped at the hospital the firefighter took me to (secret because I don't want the poor kid to also be abused by my father) 4-Having pain in my chest; because doctors just don't listen, and I don't want to end up in the hospital again .....Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
The first rule of keeping a secret is to never let anyone know that a secret even *exists*. I have no secrets to reveal to anyone. *Especially* online.Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
Um aren't I supposed to not tell anyone?Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
Throwaway account for obvious reasons. I'm a hebephile/ephebophile. I have never acted on that in my 57 years of life, and i never plan to. Because of how my preference works, the risk of me even having a chance to act on it are miniscule. Add the conscious decision not to act and some good, healthy "coping mechanisms" (e.g. talking with a therapist). I have a stable life, a job where i do not have contact with underage people, and 3 dogs to keep me busy. Don't become a perp!Show All 10 Upvotes
InvisibleQuokka • upvoted 25 items 6 months ago
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InvisibleQuokka • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago
Things-Someone-Did-Made-Them-Attractive
When I was telling my personal trainer how low I had felt about my body after having a baby and how weak my core felt, he said in a calm, quiet and measured voice, "Your body has done one of the strongest and greatest feats you could ever do, bringing a child into the world. Don't be so hard on yourself". And from that day on, I have loved him from afar.
Things-Someone-Did-Made-Them-Attractive
I love seeing men being kind and soppy with cats (or dogs but especially cats). It's just so lovely especially if I hadn't thought they were cat people.
We had a builder who did a lot of work on our house. He worked like a machine, barely stopping and was quite brusque. Polite enough but very straight to the point. One day I was looking out of the window and he was carrying materials down the driveway when one of our neighbours cats marched down the drive and rolled over in front of him. He put all the stuff down and bent down and stroked and fussed the cat for as long as she wanted. It didn't make me fancy him but I immediately adjusted my perception of him from competent builder to competent builder + nice human being!
InvisibleQuokka • upvoted 13 items 5 months ago
Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
Um aren't I supposed to not tell anyone?Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
Most of my life really, like, why would I tell Mainly anything that goes wrong daily, I don't want to make it worse 1-Being abused by father since birth 2-Having been ràped (three times I remember) like by a firefighter on his jogging stroll who arrested me for no reason 3-(related to one and two) Having had a son from having been ràped at the hospital the firefighter took me to (secret because I don't want the poor kid to also be abused by my father) 4-Having pain in my chest; because doctors just don't listen, and I don't want to end up in the hospital again .....Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
The first rule of keeping a secret is to never let anyone know that a secret even *exists*. I have no secrets to reveal to anyone. *Especially* online.Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone?
Throwaway account for obvious reasons. I'm a hebephile/ephebophile. I have never acted on that in my 57 years of life, and i never plan to. Because of how my preference works, the risk of me even having a chance to act on it are miniscule. Add the conscious decision not to act and some good, healthy "coping mechanisms" (e.g. talking with a therapist). I have a stable life, a job where i do not have contact with underage people, and 3 dogs to keep me busy. Don't become a perp! InvisibleQuokka • upvoted 3 items 6 months ago
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