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Dennis Knickrehm

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Dennis Knickrehm • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

35 People That Realized Their Parents Were Quite Toxic When They Grew Up Share Their Stories

How is this bad parenting? And did you get one yourself when it was his birthday, too?

35 People That Realized Their Parents Were Quite Toxic When They Grew Up Share Their Stories

What is a PE coach?

35 People That Realized Their Parents Were Quite Toxic When They Grew Up Share Their Stories

How is this bad parenting? And did you get one yourself when it was his birthday, too?

35 People That Realized Their Parents Were Quite Toxic When They Grew Up Share Their Stories

What is a PE coach?

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 100 Years Ago, And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

Oh look! A penny! :)

"Kids Who Mean Well": 40 Examples Of Kids' Honesty Hilariously Backfiring

Non native here. It took me way too long to get what the actual message was meant to be. Just sat here for a while, whispering "I c*m in pies" to myself ^^

"Kids Who Mean Well": 40 Examples Of Kids' Honesty Hilariously Backfiring

ASDF <3 Is this somehow related? Honest question

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

We have some buses here in Munich (Germany) but they seem to be quite rare/new. At least vandalization is very limited and/or removed quickly. Even the old U-bahn (subway) and Trams from the 70s/80s are in good shape.

50 Hilarious Posts On Not-So-Great Drivers, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Honest question: What's on that shirt? Is it a mushroom from the Mario games or a large guy from behind with his a**crack showing? (Yeah, it's late here)

50 Hilarious Posts On Not-So-Great Drivers, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Honest question: What's on that shirt? Is it a mushroom from the Mario games or a large guy from behind with his a**crack showing?

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Dennis Knickrehm • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

Princess_Piggie reply

“I’m not racist but…” Yes. Yes you are.

"Kids Who Mean Well": 40 Examples Of Kids' Honesty Hilariously Backfiring

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Princess_Piggie reply

“I’m not racist but…” Yes. Yes you are.

"Kids Who Mean Well": 40 Examples Of Kids' Honesty Hilariously Backfiring

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/I-LIKE-TRAINS-6405b6b94241b.jpeg

50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)

I already know how, I walked in on it🥲

50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)

For those who still don't get it either... its a hooker

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Dennis Knickrehm • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

50 Photos That Shine A Light On Some Of The Darkest Parts Of History

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

to quote TeFrank1 "tastes like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker"

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Would you care to elaborate?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Given the former usual album price here (~ 15€) I can actually guarantee that I would have paid way more than that if Apple Music was a thing back then :D

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

They really do this in Rap, too? I mean, rapping is not really "singing", so why the autotune except for effects?

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Nothing will ever be ;) :D

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Cheers to, the next beer will be to You <3

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

I will try :)

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Hd an professional opera singer and a voice coch once who reacted to metal... love to see them analyze and, at the end, gloryfy the works... LOVE IT =D

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Like this? https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/aaaaa-62d56239a3cd2.jpg

Laugh Bytes: Hilarious Computer Jokes To Tickle Your Tech Humor

You forgot the best one ever! A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Munich. Might be just bad luck or the fact that I rarely use the Autobahn. Or maybe I'm just getting too old and memory loss has already set in. ;-)

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

And I usually envy you for the rain... hope you get to cool off soon.

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

I don't get it. Is there any difference between "woman's football" and "football played by women"? Care to explain this to a german guy?

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Are those guys really trying to teach a Heavy Metal legend what metal is? Like, honestly?

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

This! This is just the perfect answer! Thank you :)

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Dennis Knickrehm • upvoted 9 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Customizing new releases with the goal, to make them interesting for the widest possible range of listeners instead of keeping them "real". I don't speak about making a song shorter, so that it is more playable for radio stations ("radio edits") or something like that. I know that producers are for example forced to rearrange whole parts, replace lead instruments, even slow down or speed up the bpm, if they want their track beeing released on this or that label. (Speaking mainly about releases in the house/techno scene, but heard the same from people in hiphop/rap business) Another thing is the whole K-Pop vibe and the way these artists are exploited and destroyed by the industry. Disgusting.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

The lack of orchestration. Everything I hear on the latest music is just the same four chords.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

The lack of orchestration. Everything I hear on the latest music is just the same four chords.

Hey Pandas! What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

I have some friends in the music industry and the pay is awful because of streaming. Spotify pays $.0004 per stream, Apple Music pays $.01 per stream. I’ve also heard very popular celebrities claim they actually lose money making music, they’re just using it to promote themself to get brand deals.

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Hey Pandas! What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

When cover versions are the original single! Sure, you honor the OC of the song, but using his/her/their work to push your own sales? That's just cheap!

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Me too! It's fun watching new people discover the things you like. The more people like the thing you do, the more likely that thing will be remembered and enjoyed in the future.

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

I don't know where you're located in Germany but where I live (I'm German as well) most truck drivers recognise the arm pumping and will toot their horn!

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

YES!! I hated when people looked att my kid funny when he was little, 🖕 boys can also like frozen, glitter and wearing a lot of pretty colours. (Not just black, grey, dark blue)

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

"Love always, Goop" was both the funniest and sweetest thing. ❤️

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Dennis Knickrehm • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Dennis Knickrehm • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Dennis Knickrehm • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

35 People That Realized Their Parents Were Quite Toxic When They Grew Up Share Their Stories

How is this bad parenting? And did you get one yourself when it was his birthday, too?

35 People That Realized Their Parents Were Quite Toxic When They Grew Up Share Their Stories

What is a PE coach?

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 100 Years Ago, And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

Oh look! A penny! :)

"Kids Who Mean Well": 40 Examples Of Kids' Honesty Hilariously Backfiring

Non native here. It took me way too long to get what the actual message was meant to be. Just sat here for a while, whispering "I c*m in pies" to myself ^^

"Kids Who Mean Well": 40 Examples Of Kids' Honesty Hilariously Backfiring

ASDF <3 Is this somehow related? Honest question

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

50 Hilarious Posts On Not-So-Great Drivers, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Honest question: What's on that shirt? Is it a mushroom from the Mario games or a large guy from behind with his a**crack showing? (Yeah, it's late here)

50 Hilarious Posts On Not-So-Great Drivers, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Honest question: What's on that shirt? Is it a mushroom from the Mario games or a large guy from behind with his a**crack showing?

Dennis Knickrehm • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

50 Photos That Shine A Light On Some Of The Darkest Parts Of History

I guess simply because of the misinformation?

50 Photos That Shine A Light On Some Of The Darkest Parts Of History

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

to quote TeFrank1 "tastes like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker"

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Would you care to elaborate?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

Given the former usual album price here (~ 15€) I can actually guarantee that I would have paid way more than that if Apple Music was a thing back then :D

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

They really do this in Rap, too? I mean, rapping is not really "singing", so why the autotune except for effects?

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Nothing will ever be ;) :D

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Cheers to, the next beer will be to You <3

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

I will try :)

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Hd an professional opera singer and a voice coch once who reacted to metal... love to see them analyze and, at the end, gloryfy the works... LOVE IT =D

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

Like this? https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/aaaaa-62d56239a3cd2.jpg

Laugh Bytes: Hilarious Computer Jokes To Tickle Your Tech Humor

Dennis Knickrehm • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago

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Princess_Piggie reply

“I’m not racist but…” Yes. Yes you are.

50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)

I already know how, I walked in on it🥲

50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)

For those who still don't get it either... its a hooker

"Kids Who Mean Well": 40 Examples Of Kids' Honesty Hilariously Backfiring

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/I-LIKE-TRAINS-6405b6b94241b.jpeg

Dennis Knickrehm • upvoted 15 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas! What Is The Thing You Most Despise In Professional Music Releases?

When cover versions are the original single! Sure, you honor the OC of the song, but using his/her/their work to push your own sales? That's just cheap!