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dandylilah

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dandylilah • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Dad Uses 10YO’s White Elephant Gift Being ‘Stolen’ To Teach A Lesson, Earns Praise Online

So she planned on stealing "enthusiastically" then cried when she got played at her own game? *tears of a clown*

dandylilah • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

I just read that to myself in his voice, and so did you

dandylilah • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

Woman Opens Up To Dad’s Boss That He Married Her Bully’s Mom, Estranged Dad Is Livid She Spoke Out

Decorum? Don't need that anyway.

30 Disturbing, Bizarre, And Wholesome Things People Discovered About Partners Only After Marriage

I told my husband before we got married that I LOVE soup! He said, "Me too!" Two years of marriage later... I find out he only "likes" soup, not "love"....I've been hoodwinked.

Woman Opens Up To Dad’s Boss That He Married Her Bully’s Mom, Estranged Dad Is Livid She Spoke Out

Decorum? Don't need that anyway.

30 Disturbing, Bizarre, And Wholesome Things People Discovered About Partners Only After Marriage

I told my husband before we got married that I LOVE soup! He said, "Me too!" Two years of marriage later... I find out he only "likes" soup, not "love"....I've been hoodwinked.

Woman Grows Suspicious After In-Laws Gift Her A Vacation Voucher To Babysit Their Grandkid

Oh. Loving grandparents who want to see their grandchild? Nope, not on her watch. Unhinged and a huge a*****e.

GF Rejects BF’s Proposal Because It Wasn’t “Perfect”, Ends Up Regretting It Later

Trends are for followers. You should always thrive to be the leader in your life.

BF Spends Whole Night Consoling Ex-GF In Bed, Thinks Setting Up Camera Will Show GF His Innocence

Very odd situation.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

NEVADA

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dandylilah • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

30 Disturbing, Bizarre, And Wholesome Things People Discovered About Partners Only After Marriage

I feel bad for this person. But what was the "mistake"? Maybe she accidentally detonated a bomb inside an orphanage.

Woman Refuses To Pay For SIL’s Medical Bills After She Faces Consequences Of Stealing Her Stuff

Oh you YTA trolls are so f****d up! IT WAS A PRESCRIPTION! Who does that? What if OP had opioids or something in her cabinet? Sure, it's about $$, they just bought a house and money is tight! This entitled princess needs to learn! FAFO! I'm the type of person (and I might get a down vote for this!) I can get really p***y about these things and get physical about this stuff. She'd have wound up with more than chemical burns on her face!

30 Disturbing, Bizarre, And Wholesome Things People Discovered About Partners Only After Marriage

I feel bad for this person. But what was the "mistake"? Maybe she accidentally detonated a bomb inside an orphanage.

Woman Refuses To Pay For SIL’s Medical Bills After She Faces Consequences Of Stealing Her Stuff

Ah....16. Such a magical age. You're old enough to be responsible to drive a vehicle that can kill people with just the slightest bit of driver distraction, But apparently you're not old enough to realize that using someone else's medication (which is clearly labeled as a medication, not a regular product) is a no no. Then she gets a reaction, and then it's boohoo, she's just a child, you should be taking care of her. If she's that irresponsible, take away the driver's license.

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dandylilah • upvoted 21 items 2 weeks ago

“Took Me 20 Years And 60 Watches”: Movie Jokes That Took People Literal Years To Understand

"What's a Grecian urn?" sounds both like "What is a Grecian urn?" (a Greek vase that a person's ashes are stored in) and "What does a Grecian earn?" (how much money a Greek person makes).

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

Give it a rest, would you all? Stuff politics.

“Took Me 20 Years And 60 Watches”: Movie Jokes That Took People Literal Years To Understand

"What's a Grecian urn?" sounds both like "What is a Grecian urn?" (a Greek vase that a person's ashes are stored in) and "What does a Grecian earn?" (how much money a Greek person makes).

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

Give it a rest, would you all? Stuff politics.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

How dare a black man vote differently than you say he should!

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

No we didn't. Things will get better now.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

Biden was going senile.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

How very liberal of you! Bring on the down votes.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

Over 60% of whitefolk voted for him. More women than men

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

It's fine if someone doesn't like to read - I think it's the bragging aspect that's off. Like - is that really something to be proud of?

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

On a more serious note, do you *really* think things are going to change so drastically or is it just overdramatization? I'm wondering why the reactions I keep on seeing are so much more intense this time around. It's not sarcasm or anything, I really am curious.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

It is functionally impossible to be educated without reading.

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

"No. We're pretty 'cking far from OK." ~ Pulp Fiction, paraphrased

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

I just saw their website 😂

Blank Slat : The Addicting Prediction Game That Will Put Your Squad's Like-Mindedness To The Test! A Must-Have For Any Social Gathering Or To Kickstart Family Game Night, It's The Ultimate Gift To Share The Fun.

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

So mooseterious

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

No, it's H2 Faux.

Guy Is Sick Of Appeasing His “Favorite Child” Twin, Refuses To Be Her Full-Time Nanny During Finals

It's their problem

Extremely Conservative SDA Family Try To Bribe Woman To Change Her Wedding Date, She Won’t Budge

Ah yes, religion. Nothing else can divide close people as well as religion. If I could I'd congratulate OP for leaving that s**t behind.

Extremely Conservative SDA Family Try To Bribe Woman To Change Her Wedding Date, She Won’t Budge

Last time I looked, you don't have to set a date that is convenient for other people and particularly for THEIR religious reasons. NTA, those people saying YTA can suck it - the Sunday is reserved for clean up, which is considerate.

Guy Is Sick Of Appeasing His “Favorite Child” Twin, Refuses To Be Her Full-Time Nanny During Finals

He describes them trying to get him to take care of the kids more than just a small getaway... I can understand the need for a small getaway, but it is like parents today don't want to be with their kids on daily basis anymore....

Dad Claims He’s “More Of A Mom” Than His Wife, The Internet Gives Him A Reality Check

Why waste time n money on an a*****e god u Americans n your therapy lmao

Parents Pay For Son While Charging Daughter $10k In “Back Rent”, She Gets Revenge On Thanksgiving

Sweetie here's the thing.... And I'm saying this not necessarily to OP as she's probably not on here but anyone who's got a similar situation... #1You didn't ruin your parents/brother's vacation. It's not like you were their ride to the cruise and with you not showing up they didn't get there on time. #2 maybe they realize maybe they don't but treating one child like The Golden child and another child like Cinderella really does no good. Your brother will be spoiled and have an unrealistic expectation about his greatness and you will always feel bitter / second best / unhappy. #3 your boyfriend and his family sound like wonderful people. You can't choose a family that you're born into but you can choose family. Keep doing what you're doing, and whatever happens with this fella, soak in the positive vibes from his parents and extended family because they sound very healthy and positive. Don't try to reconnect with those that makes you miserable. Embrace your new family and be happy

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dandylilah • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Texan, here. Its an "old person" thing that has mostly died out.

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Dinners ready! We just got to wait 2 hrs for this "candle" to burn!

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Texan, here. Its an "old person" thing that has mostly died out.

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Dinners ready! We just got to wait 2 hrs for this "candle" to burn!

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

No, you can not.

Woman Dumps BF That She Supported For Over A Year While He Had No Job For Lack Of Self-Awareness

hilarious.

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dandylilah • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

“I Can Smell These In Someone From Several Feet Away”: 30 Hygiene Habits Everybody Should Follow

But not exactly at six.

dandylilah • submitted a new post 4 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Should I Do About My Father’s Threatening Behavior?

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dandylilah • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

Woman Opens Up To Dad’s Boss That He Married Her Bully’s Mom, Estranged Dad Is Livid She Spoke Out

Decorum? Don't need that anyway.

30 Disturbing, Bizarre, And Wholesome Things People Discovered About Partners Only After Marriage

I told my husband before we got married that I LOVE soup! He said, "Me too!" Two years of marriage later... I find out he only "likes" soup, not "love"....I've been hoodwinked.

Woman Grows Suspicious After In-Laws Gift Her A Vacation Voucher To Babysit Their Grandkid

Oh. Loving grandparents who want to see their grandchild? Nope, not on her watch. Unhinged and a huge a*****e.

GF Rejects BF’s Proposal Because It Wasn’t “Perfect”, Ends Up Regretting It Later

Trends are for followers. You should always thrive to be the leader in your life.

BF Spends Whole Night Consoling Ex-GF In Bed, Thinks Setting Up Camera Will Show GF His Innocence

Very odd situation.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

NEVADA

dandylilah • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Texan, here. Its an "old person" thing that has mostly died out.

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Dinners ready! We just got to wait 2 hrs for this "candle" to burn!

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

No, you can not.

Woman Dumps BF That She Supported For Over A Year While He Had No Job For Lack Of Self-Awareness

hilarious.

dandylilah • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Family Photos People Would Love To Forget But Sadly They Went Viral (New Pics)

This is young Garth Algar.

50 Family Photos People Would Love To Forget But Sadly They Went Viral (New Pics)

oh, the pants!

50 Family Photos People Would Love To Forget But Sadly They Went Viral (New Pics)

slay

dandylilah • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

Guy Realizes Cunning Neighbors Are Letting Their Builders Use His Water, He Secretly Locks The Tap

I love the word "cheeky"

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

The dog on the couch is like "I did not do this"

Mom Is Called Creepy And Unhinged: "Out Of Curiosity, I Easily Found Her Address"

Seems like she took one for the team and put a stop to this teachers nosey behavior. Your welcome, all the parents of her future students.

Dad Adds Meat To Vegan Kids’ Diets On Doctor’s Advice, Sparks Custody Battle With Furious Ex

Thanks :)

Dad Adds Meat To Vegan Kids’ Diets On Doctor’s Advice, Sparks Custody Battle With Furious Ex

Meat eater for life.

Woman’s Heart Sinks Thinking BF Wanted To Propose In Paris And Finding Out It Was Fake

Ah yes, grown adults acting like children. Classic.

Man Blows Up At Pregnant Wife After She Keeps Dropping Their Toddler On Him While Being Sick

YIKES

dandylilah • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

Couple Banned From Family X-Mas As They Wanted To Steal Niece's Baby When She Was Pregnant

A baby is not a damn bargaining chip, you don't offer free lodgings and safety only to later demand the persons child as payment, are these people related to Rumpelstiltskin?

Dad Uses 10YO’s White Elephant Gift Being ‘Stolen’ To Teach A Lesson, Earns Praise Online

So she planned on stealing "enthusiastically" then cried when she got played at her own game? *tears of a clown*

dandylilah • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

I just read that to myself in his voice, and so did you

dandylilah • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

30 Disturbing, Bizarre, And Wholesome Things People Discovered About Partners Only After Marriage

I feel bad for this person. But what was the "mistake"? Maybe she accidentally detonated a bomb inside an orphanage.

Woman Refuses To Pay For SIL’s Medical Bills After She Faces Consequences Of Stealing Her Stuff

Woman Shocked By BF’s "Toxic And Entangled" Family, Decides To Leave

She did the right thing. Good for her!

Woman Shocked By BF’s "Toxic And Entangled" Family, Decides To Leave

She deserves so much better. I’m so glad she escaped from this toxic situation.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Weren't they down to two on Noah's ark?

Blank Slat : The Addicting Prediction Game That Will Put Your Squad's Like-Mindedness To The Test! A Must-Have For Any Social Gathering Or To Kickstart Family Game Night, It's The Ultimate Gift To Share The Fun.

dandylilah • upvoted 10 items 2 weeks ago

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

And your side is so honest loving and accepting right?? Right!

“Took Me 20 Years And 60 Watches”: Movie Jokes That Took People Literal Years To Understand

"What's a Grecian urn?" sounds both like "What is a Grecian urn?" (a Greek vase that a person's ashes are stored in) and "What does a Grecian earn?" (how much money a Greek person makes).

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

"No. We're pretty 'cking far from OK." ~ Pulp Fiction, paraphrased

This Online Group Shames Dishes That Are Just Stupid And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

I just saw their website 😂

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

Over 60% of whitefolk voted for him. More women than men

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

How dare a black man vote differently than you say he should!

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

How very liberal of you! Bring on the down votes.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

Give it a rest, would you all? Stuff politics.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

It is functionally impossible to be educated without reading.

40 Shocking Comments That Completely Changed How People Viewed Their Partners

It's fine if someone doesn't like to read - I think it's the bragging aspect that's off. Like - is that really something to be proud of?

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