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FloralDangerNoodle • upvoted 34 items 1 year ago

Family, Relationships

Woman Is Fed Up With Her Husband’s Parents Calling Her A Made-Up Name, Starts To Ignore Them

Feminism, Social Issues

Person Shows Off How Unfair Media Is By Photoshopping 17 50-Something Men The Same Way Women Are

Family, Relationships

Woman Is Fed Up With Her Husband’s Parents Calling Her A Made-Up Name, Starts To Ignore Them

Feminism, Social Issues

Person Shows Off How Unfair Media Is By Photoshopping 17 50-Something Men The Same Way Women Are

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

This is my dream house! I love this honestly!

30 Popular Products With A Secret Feature That Only A Few People Know About

I thought I was going to learn a trick and ended up laughing.

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

I like the pink/sage room.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

I do sometimes reuse water bottles but I would never let someone else use my used water bottle that's gross

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

Honestly i think it's stylish

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

I thing 'gag' is the right word!

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

Ah, I understand this one more than the others.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

I do that. When I've used all the eggs I throw the whole thing in the garbage. What's so bad about that?

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

I like it too. Especially the first picture.

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

This is beautifully executed. Not my taste but certainly shouldn't be included in this list.

Woman Is Fed Up With Her Husband’s Parents Calling Her A Made-Up Name, Starts To Ignore Them

Per the comments: MIL says "Oh Florence?" OP responds "Yes, Trudy?" I would do it every. single. time.

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

I see all those drapes pooling on the floors, and can only think "kitten playground"!!

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

I would live there. Thanks

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

Nothing wrong with washing everything n the dishwasher - that is what it's for, after all.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

well, you don't want that water going all tough and chewy, right?

“For People Who Need A Break From The Real World”: 40 Memes From ‘Adult Coffee Break’

Ahhhhh Kevin!

“For People Who Need A Break From The Real World”: 40 Memes From ‘Adult Coffee Break’

Norwegians say, "I'm out of bed and not crying."

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

This is actually kind of nice...

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

Two things: 1. What is taking them to church really gonna do? 2. What's this font text I want it

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

"Not the actual photo".... I figured.

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

Ngl take the crosses off the wall and I’d live here

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

Gorgeous! How lucky to move into a home with handmade mosaics

Celebrities, Entertainment

“It’s Been An Honor”: Christina Applegate’s Triumphant Presentation Earns Emmys Standing Ovation

Food

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

34 Products That People Stopped Buying After Their Prices Skyrocketed, According To This Thread

2nd hand lego is INCREDIBLY expensive!!!!

34 Products That People Stopped Buying After Their Prices Skyrocketed, According To This Thread

The plural form is Lego. Enthusiasts will correct you if you say Legos.

Folks Online Are Cracking Up At These 30 Tweets About Hilarious Realities Of Raising Teenagers

Sounds like you have a mutually respectful relationship with your parents, which is awesome.

30 People Share The Most 'Small Town' Things They've Ever Seen Happen In Real Life

Winter, Wisconsin. (Yes there is such a place.)

34 Products That People Stopped Buying After Their Prices Skyrocketed, According To This Thread

Eheheheh...I've rediscovered Lego recently and yeah It's expensive but...there could be worse things to spend my money on!

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FloralDangerNoodle • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

You're no fun.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

Not weird, SMART!

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

You're no fun.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

Not weird, SMART!

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

DGAF, that's COOL!!!

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

What's wrong with this? It's really pretty.

30 People Share The Most 'Small Town' Things They've Ever Seen Happen In Real Life

OMG, you guys, PrettyJoyBird made a 'Fargo' joke!😂😂😂 Good one, PJB!

30 People Share The Most 'Small Town' Things They've Ever Seen Happen In Real Life

We live just outside a small, rural village, and late one night, our neighbor across the road messaged my husband that someone with a flashlight was wandering up our driveway. It was our teenage son, who sometimes paces when he's got stuff on his mind.

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FloralDangerNoodle • submitted a new post 6 years ago

Social Issues

I've Collected A Few Examples Of Men Behaving Badly...please Feel Free To Add Your Own!

FloralDangerNoodle • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Christmas Disaster You've Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing You Have Experienced At A Concert?

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Plushies Or Stuffed Animals (Closed)

FloralDangerNoodle • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Serious Red Flags And What Are Green Flags When It Comes To Friends? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Best Comment Section You've Found On This Site

FloralDangerNoodle • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize It's Time To Let Go Of A Friendship? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Picture Of Your Rescue Pet (Closed)

FloralDangerNoodle • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Make Something Cool Out Of Lego (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Rid Of Toxic People In Your Life? (Closed)

FloralDangerNoodle • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

You're no fun.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

Not weird, SMART!

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

DGAF, that's COOL!!!

30 Real Estate Listings On Zillow That Were So Bad, They Ended Up On "The Best Of Zillow" (New Pics)

What's wrong with this? It's really pretty.

30 People Share The Most 'Small Town' Things They've Ever Seen Happen In Real Life

OMG, you guys, PrettyJoyBird made a 'Fargo' joke!😂😂😂 Good one, PJB!

30 People Share The Most 'Small Town' Things They've Ever Seen Happen In Real Life

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Wrong! Mold growths, or colonies, can start to grow on a damp surface within 24 to 48 hours.

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales (New Pics)

SCORE!!!!

“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Country That Tourists Always Seem To Break?” (30 Answers)

UGH, this. Peggy's Cove and the black rocks.

50 Hilarious Memes To Help You Better Express How You’re Feeling Today

I'm gonna hafta disagree with you there, Mike.

Internet Urges Couple To Leave Home After Finding Suitcase With Eerie Contents While Renovating

Not disturbing or creepy, she's really pretty, the doll.

Here Are The 15 Most Surprising Reunions Of Actors That Took Place At The 2024 Golden Globes

But why are these 'surprising' reunions?

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

Pspsps...

29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023

LMAO! I fell asleep during 300 in the theater. Finally watched it years later, and now I love it. I must've been REALLY tired or something.

29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023

I don't think so. I mean, yes, she gets to watch that episode, but I think we're to believe that they found her there in the bunker, and that's where they lived through the end of the world as we know it.

29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023

OMG, yes! SO BORING! And I was REALLY looking forward to this one! I don't think I made it through the first 30 minutes before I turned it off.

29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023

Dear God, these movies are AWFUL. Hubby and I TRIED watching, but there was so much mumbling, we couldn't understand what they were saying. OR, maybe we're both just going deaf? F**k if I know, but we both agree that they suck.

30 Pics From ‘No Context Nostalgia’ To Take You On A Walk Down Memory Lane

Yes, mine was hot pink! I loved that phone.

40 Celebrity Outfits That Stood Out On The 81st Golden Globes Red Carpet

I was just about to ask that same question! It looks s.h.i.t.t.y.

14 Cringe-Worthy Moments That Took Place At The 81st Golden Globe Awards

Wow. Is he okay? He's always been a favorite of mine. In the video, he talks so slowly - seems like he's tired or had been drinking or something?

FloralDangerNoodle • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Feminism, Social Issues

Person Shows Off How Unfair Media Is By Photoshopping 17 50-Something Men The Same Way Women Are

30 Popular Products With A Secret Feature That Only A Few People Know About

I do it after every load.

JustAFakeAccount reply

Mobile phones have a low powered speaker just above the screen, so you can put the phone to your head and other people can't hear your call

30 Popular Products With A Secret Feature That Only A Few People Know About

I thought I was going to learn a trick and ended up laughing.

HistoricalCrow reply

On the left side of a car's steering wheel is a stick. Pushing the stick up or down will indicate to other drivers which direction you intend to turn! You're welcome!

Family, Relationships

Woman Is Fed Up With Her Husband’s Parents Calling Her A Made-Up Name, Starts To Ignore Them

Per the comments: MIL says "Oh Florence?" OP responds "Yes, Trudy?" I would do it every. single. time.

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

Two things: 1. What is taking them to church really gonna do? 2. What's this font text I want it

So Proud Of Myself

Food

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

Nothing wrong with washing everything n the dishwasher - that is what it's for, after all.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

No, the minimal residue does not get stinky or rotten, and I don't have trash collection. I have to take it to the landfill (I'm in a rural area).

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

I do that. When I've used all the eggs I throw the whole thing in the garbage. What's so bad about that?

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

I do sometimes reuse water bottles but I would never let someone else use my used water bottle that's gross

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

I thing 'gag' is the right word!

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

"Not the actual photo".... I figured.

30 Strange, Amusing, And Horrifying Things People Have Seen In Others’ Kitchens

Ah, I understand this one more than the others.

DangerUnicorn_27 reply

Maybe more wholesome than weird. At the grandfather’s house of my friend - he always kept a stock of homemade jerky chips in the freezer that were separated into servings. My friend had braces and loved jerky so grandpa made thin sliced jerky that wouldn’t get stuck in your teeth. I miss jerky chips.