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I had an ELL class reading a simplified version of Romeo and Juliet, and I was reading the stage directions. I read the direction, “They kiss. They kiss again.” A 15 year old girl yells, “WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BOOK IS THIS?!?!” I died.

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Legal? What are they shaped like, a courtroom?

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This is like what we went through when I was in high school. Band and Choir consistently got screwed over. The sports teams got a free ride for *everything*. Band and choir had to: A, pay for our own uniforms, B, pay for our own equipment, C, pay for our own trips. We won awards and impressed our peers... but we weren't valued by our own school, it was clear.

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Learned CPR and first aid. Had to give CPR to a family friend when she collapsed from a heart attack and thankfully she was brought back after being down for 15 minutes. She only had minor memory problems and mostly just couldn't remember that day. She still here and kicking years later.

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Shakespeare. Not because it is bad but because it's not really meant to be read. It's a performance your supposed to watch it.

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I’d love to go to Camp Half-Blood. Though, I’d probably have died during the Battle of Manhattan tbh.

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DynCorp Intl, a huge govt contractor, hired hundreds of foreign nationals to work in Afghanistan. They refused to pay them for months, eventually abandoning a lot of them. Telling those that quit that they are responsible for their own way home.

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At some point of our 10y reunion I asked the girl I had a crush on back in 7/8th grade if she knew that I had a crush on her. I just thought it was fun talking about that as adults. Turnes out she texted me several times the next days, we met again and now, almost 6ys later we're engaged (for 2ys... but didn't marry yet ;)) we have a house, a child, second child on the way and everything is great. Not what I expected back then.

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Back in high school, there was one girl who was extremely popular, extremely pretty, and seemed totally unapproachable from my vantage point. She was also really catty, embodying a lot of the “Mean Girl” stereotypes. Talking with her at the reunion, it turned out that she was very insecure, and had a very tenuous home life for which she was compensating and now she is extremely kind, full of gratitude, and just really down to earth. I love seeing that sort of change in people!

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How bad period cramps can get. Watching someone who I *knew* to be a strong person mentally, get reduced to basically just crying on the couch for *days*, that was eye opening. EDIT: hey this comment is getting a lot of traction so it's worth mentioning as a sorta PSA, I've been with two women who had cramps that bad, and both of them it basically got resolved when they got an IUD. Not completely fixed but like 10% as bad as it was. Worth checking out, if you deal with that kind of s**t too.

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When they tell you their problems, they don't want you to solve them. They just want you to listen and sympathize with their plight. Even if you have a quick and easy solution, keep it to yourself and pretend that they issue is just as bad as they think it is. Edit: Well, this caught fire, thank you for the awards. Also for the people complaining, I don't make the rule, don't blame me.

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I had to ask for permission to use the bathroom and I was not allowed to shut the door. My younger brothers did not have that rule. I was not allowed to be in any room with the door shut unless it was with my dad. I was not allowed to eat unless I had been weighed. If I weighed too much I did not get to eat. I was allowed to watch some tv but I was not allowed to touch any buttons either on the tv or the remote. My brothers were allowed to do whatever. I was only allowed to read 20 pages of material a day. This included school work and the mandatory newspaper reading session. Even until I went to college I was not allowed off of the property unless it was for a job or school. We lived in a suburb. Getting a job was hard because I had to get my younger brothers to go with for the interview. And we had to come up with an excuse for them to leave. Every time I had a conversation with someone I had to recount the entire thing to my parents and in my diary. My diary was read on the daily and if I forgot to put something in, I was grounded. If I ate something without permission, I was required to throw it up.

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I was grounded from the time I was 8 until I moved out. My stepmom would always find another reason to extend it, no matter how small, even just my bookcase being messy, and at some point it just became normal that I wasn't allowed to do anything and my dad didn't bother to fight it. And grounding for me didn't just mean I couldn't play video games, it was everything. I had no access to any kind of tech (she took away my alarm clock when she found out I was using the radio on it), I couldn't go outside, I couldn't watch TV, I couldn't be up past 8 (yes, even in summer when I was 17), I couldn't leave my room without a good reason, I wasn't even allowed to be in my sister's room or talk to her at all. I lost my real mom at 5, and my stepmom came into the picture within the year. I was still nowhere near recovering, and felt like she was trying to replace my mom, so of course I wouldn't call her "Mom" or anything like that. She and my father married when I was 7 without asking me or my sister (3 at the time). My little sister was only 1 when my mom died, and didn't feel bad letting our stepmom be "mom". She didn't even know anything else. She loved my sister and hated me, and I started doing worse and worse in school, giving my stepmom reason enough in my dad's eyes to keep me grounded that whole school year. It just never stopped after that. When I was 9 she found a cover to a porn DVD I'd found in the trash and beat me with the buckle end of a belt. My grandparents (mom's side) got pictures of the bruises, but were too afraid my dad would move me across the country to do anything. It was enough that she was never physical again, but she just started making me write sentences after that. It started out *"I will not lie"* 100 times, but that didn't keep me busy long enough, so she kept adding to it every time I did something she didn't like. The worst was when I was 14, and I ate some stevia packets from on top of the fridge, and told her I didn't know where the empty packets came from out of fear. *"I will not lie, I will not steal. God hates a thief and sin is death."* 10,000 times. Due by the end of the month, in December. While I was writing them out, she came by my door, didn't say a word, and just set her belt on the doorknob. That was about as bad as it got, and honestly I consider myself lucky it never got worse. I went to my grandparents' house almost every weekend, and they tried to spoil me as best they could. They weren't rich, but they loved me and gave me everything they could. I wouldn't be anywhere near the kind of person I am today without them, and I'm so thankful they were a part of my life. They taught me how a family is supposed to show love, since my mom couldn't, my stepmom wouldn't, and my dad didn't know how. I don't know if anyone is gonna read this (I'm kinda late to the thread), but if you got all the way here, thank you. I've been thinking about that part of my life a lot lately and it's helped to just get it out. It's a huge part of me that I'll never completely get past, but it's gotten easier.

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Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These New Relatable Comics

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