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Samsquatch & Monko

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Any comments are either by Samsquatch the awesome cat or “Monko” the “human”Our other cat brother is too young for boredpanda, he is but a kitten.Y’all I got 20 downvotes once for hating on corn (actual corn not the thing that rymes with it although I also hate that) My proudest achievement is that when I commented AAAAHAHAAHAGABAFDFSGAVASJDGD*S DUTSHSDIDYWNSKXUDHSMSKODIDHDSMSPDOFUGEBSJXFYDYSUGDBCBCJXUSTDGDHSUDGDBCXNKSDUNSI on a boredpanda post about Kermit the frog memes so when you search AAAAHAHAAHAGABAFDFSGAVASJDGD*S DUTSHSDIDYWNSKXUDHSMSKODIDHDSMSPDOFUGEBSJXFYDYSUGDBCBCJXUSTDGDHSUDGDBCXNKSDUNSI the only result is Kermit the frog memes on bp

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Samsquatch & Monko • upvoted 16 items 1 week ago

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Enjoy it ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

I had this happen when my grandparents bought my sister and I nice matching coats in preschool. They suddenly went missing about a week after we got them. The only reason I know that my dad sold them for d**g money is that my granny had found out and told me so when I was an older preteen.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Enjoy it ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

It's very expensive being poor.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

I mentioned Unicrn cake above. I (71m) intend to get one at the first opportunity.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Me too. My parents did this more than once, and not just with toys. Eventually I had to tell my grandparents to stop buying me anything that mum and dad could steal and sell.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Yep. The reasoning was that pink is more vibrant and assertive which were admirable male qualities while blue is softer and quieter so it's better for girls. Then they just randomly switched it for no apparent reason.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

I'm happy for the people who cannot imagine this is true.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Yeah well when you're poor you don't get to solve the long-term issues.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

And yet you've not only had the time to make snide comments on almost all of his posts, you've also taken the time to like your own comments. 😬

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

The extremes of generational trauma are real here. Sorry that both your mom and you had to deal with all this.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

This is not a problem. You cannot have too much Lego.

50 Interesting Medical Cases That Might Make You Appreciate The Human Body (New Pics)

I have keratoconus. I'm part of a research study testing a new medication combined with uv light.

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

The more I learn about foster care the more it looks like legal human trafficking. I'm not saying there isn't a need but it is so corrupt everywhere.

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

As annoying as the Kardashians are, they weren't responsible for this. The blame for the conditions goes to Live Nation for repeatedly, ignoring and failing to prepare for the conditions, and to Travis Scott for willfully ignoring the situation as it got worse and worse and encouraging the crowd in their behavior.

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

After everyone named in the papers got their punishments for tax evasion and all other crimes that were mentioned, we pretty much put that behind us. But then again, some countries decided not to act on the information, so, well...

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

It's buIIshit: "AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. That long-circulating claim misrepresents remarks about $2.3 trillion in accounting entries that officials at the time said were insufficiently documented because of outdated technology. " . . https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-us-government-trillions-lost-sept-11-670264168912

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Samsquatch & Monko • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

I forgot about it

50 Interesting Medical Cases That Might Make You Appreciate The Human Body (New Pics)

Well you could do that but on the other hand you could put hair accessories anywhere on your body

Samsquatch & Monko • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

She hates immigrants so she is… immigrating?

Samsquatch & Monko • upvoted 21 items 2 weeks ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Do they want them by alphabetical or chronological order ?

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

My lonely a-ss should not have read this! I love knowing that there are happy people in fulfilling relationships even if I'm not one of them.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Do they want them by alphabetical or chronological order ?

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

My lonely a-ss should not have read this! I love knowing that there are happy people in fulfilling relationships even if I'm not one of them.

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

Soon BP will be the next Myspace. And all of their posts come from Reddit!

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

My SO has a few. How he is with our pets. He ALWAYS scoots over to spoon before sleep. He also reaches out in his sleep to find me if we aren't touching. He also has the worst handwriting and loathes writing. But for my birthday last month, he wrote me a card. That was legible, and said how much he loves me, the life and family we've built. And signed it from him and the animals. I 110% know it will have taken him ages and he will have hated every second of it. But it truly means more than any gift he got me. And it's going in my treasures box.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

In military time, you start over at 24. "Sounds good to me." - Leonardo DeCaprio.

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

Wait what edit: googled it and its actually true lol

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

I have them all in my basement

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

Hopefully our body language does the heavy work for us!

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

interesting flex? Are you booing people who have mobility issues because it's raining on your vacation?

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

It might not be that big of a deal to not HAVE dark mode, but it's just an example of utter crappiness that BP makes people pay for it. The thing is, it makes sense to have to pay for an actual feature that causes the company to spend more money, or to reduce ads. For example, paying to be able to store more data in the app's servers. But when they charge you for this that are a simple binary switch in the system, like dark mode or allowing YouTube app to keep playing when the phone screen is turned off, is absolutely s****y. And more and more companies are doing things like this.

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

I never meow back and I'm being serious here, I always worry I'll say the wrong thing if I meow back. "Hi Campy, how was your day? Eat s**t, f***face!" We need catlish translation apps. Oh well, he understands I love you and Are you hungry? I guess that's all we really need.

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

He's the landscaper in the family, but he knows I like bugs and will sometimes bring "new friends" into the house for me to meet. I swear, that boy is part hunting-cat.

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

Yuki jumped on my bed for his morning snuggle today. I said "Hello, little one" and he said "Mewww" He's just over a year old, does his big boy displays and his big boy growls when he spots the bin men or someone delivering something or a perceived threat, but he only has a little boy mewww.

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

How lovely to hear about good relationships for a change.

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

And has no original content whatsoever.

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

Worse than that, the real problem is they're trying to get people to pay for a site that, let's face it, most people use to pass the time when they're waiting for something.

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

OMG It worked. You are my today hero! 😘😘😗

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

This is me lol. Seeing a white screen is like a demon being doused with holy water. Burns, lots of growling, attempted levitation.

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

Enter "chrome://flags" into Google Chrome's address bar. Then search for Dark Mode and enable the Auto Dark Mode flag. Then click the relaunch button. All your websites will be in dark mode for free

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

except on bored panda where having a disability means you now have to pay for dark mode. really great work guys, i mean isn't it everybody with sight problems dream to have to pay for something everybody else gets free. thanks guys, it really makes us feel part of the world when we get treated differently. i'm pretty sure if it wasn't an online business this would be a crime in most countries

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Samsquatch & Monko • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

I forgot about it

50 Interesting Medical Cases That Might Make You Appreciate The Human Body (New Pics)

Well you could do that but on the other hand you could put hair accessories anywhere on your body

Samsquatch & Monko • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

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She hates immigrants so she is… immigrating?

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

Why do people say body count it sounds like they murdered someone

Samsquatch & Monko • commented on 10 posts 3 weeks ago

Samsquatch & Monko • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

30 People Who Forgot Tattoos Are Permanent And Didn’t Research Their Artist Enough (New Pics)

Like premeditated murder,

Military Sleep Method Helps You Fall Asleep In 2 Minutes: “It Definitely Works”

Uh… infections and possibly deadly?/j /s which means joking and sarcastic I-

Military Sleep Method Helps You Fall Asleep In 2 Minutes: “It Definitely Works”

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Just because there is worse does not mean it’s not bad

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we are now atch and monk

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BINGUS

Samsquatch & Monko • upvoted 20 items 1 week ago

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Enjoy it ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

I mentioned Unicrn cake above. I (71m) intend to get one at the first opportunity.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Yeah well when you're poor you don't get to solve the long-term issues.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

It's very expensive being poor.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

Me too. My parents did this more than once, and not just with toys. Eventually I had to tell my grandparents to stop buying me anything that mum and dad could steal and sell.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

I'm happy for the people who cannot imagine this is true.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

And yet you've not only had the time to make snide comments on almost all of his posts, you've also taken the time to like your own comments. 😬

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

This is not a problem. You cannot have too much Lego.

“That Was A Mistake”: 50 Things People Bought As Adults Because They Weren’t Allowed As Kids

The extremes of generational trauma are real here. Sorry that both your mom and you had to deal with all this.

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A metal detector. I always wanted one as a kid, but my dad said I'd use it a handful of times, then it would sit and collect dust forever. I bought myself one, and it turns out that my dad was right.

lusion is now in a dream <3

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